Highschool Bliss
Chapter 2: Oh, "bliss"
Sasuke Uchiha. Also known as Jerk-ske strictly to me. He gave me the first dirty look of the evening as I sat down at his table. Yeah, I guess if I were sitting in his favorite seat--sure it would've been rude on my part.
"Get up, Yamanka." He said coldly, for a second I thought he was going to pull out mace or something. Gosh, why does everyone think I'm so violent? Anyway, I laugh the girliest laugh my voice could muster. A rather high one that probably shocked and scared him a bit. Nope, he just pulled out disinfectant. You would think a table full of Snow-sporters would accept me, and not be so germ freaky. Hmm...you would think.
"Hear me out, boy." I clumsly say, I often call Shikamaru "boy" so it was a given I was bound to mess up. Everyone looked at me as if I had spoken backwards pig latin. "Sorry, Sasuke-kun, please listen." I beg bouncing a bit, if it counted for much. Sasuke's eyebrow rose in interest.
"Good, thanks." I smiled. I checked the mirror I had recently bought the night before and attached to my backpack. I switched my sea of blues, greens, and purples, and a little black eyeshadow to a monsterous ocean of pink and white. My whatever style of big sweaters and skinny jeans, turned into skirts and tangtops, I even had the breasts to pull it off. Though, many people were giving me great approval and smiles I still managed to get death glares from my (for now) former table. Temari and Tenten couldn't come with me but they were coaching me behind the scenes. They're good at deception, and I'm good at pulling looks off.
"Okay, so I went to a snow boarding place down by Hikotoku Town, and fell in love with the sport. My own mother threatened to cut off my legs and drag me home kickin' and screaming! So, even though, I know I don't personally fit in with you guys. I just thought you could give me pointers, tips, and what not...since your experts." I say truthfully, I did go snowboarding and replace mother with friend and you got it. I butter them up with heavy batting of my mascara soaked eyelashes.
"Get a tutor Yamanaka." Sasuke said, obviously the leader of the group.
"No way! Ino's kicking it free with us. Those wanna-be's she might go to will probably steer her in the wrong direction to make sure she's no threat." Naruto said, taking my hands, I felt like he was making me his daughter. I loved Naruto before and now I just love him even more. I just want to kiss those whiskers-- ndividually even! Because...they agreed.
One team down, the next hardest to go.
I was walking down the hall from Physics I, and to my "surprise", Sakura had something to say to me.
"Hey, Ino, I saw you with my boyfriend today." She said in her slurry nonsense voice. Everyone disagrees, but I think its because I dislike her personality so deeply that it actually sounds like that in my head.
"Boyfriend? Who?" I ask "innocently" making sure to open my mouth in the slightest after speaking and batting my lashes, which I think are going to run any minute at all the liquid that Tenten put on it. Who do you think taught Sakura how to act like you don't know what's going on?
"Sasuke Uchiha." She said proudly, pumping her breasts up and flipping her hair unto one shoulder.
"Really? Why? He's so mean to me." I say sadly, "Ino doesn't like him." I say drooping my head hoping she'll just think she's superior and I'm weird and walk away. Cooorrreeccctttioon...
"I don't care. Don't sit at his table." She said stepping close up to me. I don't know why but when people do that, it makes me do this-
I grabbed her chin and forced her face close to mine. "Don't you ever, step up to me like that, and don't you dare tell Ino Yamanaka what to do." I say in 3rd person yet again. She's not that fazed, she just stares trying to make a glare, but mine was so passionate that she eventually adverted them.
"Bye Sakura." I smile fakely, literally having gaging reflexes after she turned her back and walked to her friends. About to talk about me I presume. Oh, great, now I'm right.
"Hey, you, piggy, come here now." One of her lackys said to me, the one with purple and gray hair, ugh...Miko Yurotoshi.
"Yeah, Grandma?" I say without hesistation. Good one, Ino. She makes a horrified look and glances at the mirror.
Weakness: Self-conscious.
"Didn't you know, hon? Your dye is running a bit too long, sweetie. I could do it for you, I know this great product it just might help stop those mean comments about your hair that I hear so very often." I say right on the mark with my analysis. Now that is a perk from being besties with Shikamaru. She's silent as a mouse, she keeps looking in the mirror, then puts her hair up to put a wool hat over it.
"Thanks Ino." She says, much to Sakura's dismay, Sakura just smiles at me.
"So, Valentines Day is coming up. Who are you going to the dance with?" She said all know-it-all-like.
"I don't know, but you don't know what it is like for me when so many guys ask me out, and I have to chose. Some of them are your boyfriends who secretly just loovvee girls like me. You know, like Sasuke. But, your not really dating him, are you? Hmm...funny. He didn't meantion you one bit." I say turning on my heel and walking away. I turn around to see her mad face and just wave
"Don't worry about it, your cute any guy'll date you!" I say sweetly. Now, I really gag.
Home:
I fall unto my bed with a huge sigh...its not easy nor rewarding or happy being mean. I feel all mushy inside. I'm just not that kind of girl who'll think all the time before she says something mean.
Oh, LORD, please oh, please forgive me!
"Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo? Yo yo. Yo, yo, yo yo yo yo yo. Word." My mother says. She's got me rolling on the laughing. That's probably God's way of saying "okay".
"Mom....what are you doing?" I say wiping a tear from my right eye.
"You boyfriend called today." She said teasingly. I look as if she said my Dad got me the newest Mercedes all of his own money, free gas, and no payback. Yeah, thats a 1 out of a 100 type of chance.
"Just who exactly is my "boyfriend", mom?" I quote with my hands.
"Naruto!" She said before playing back the call, my mom records calls, because she's--well, she's kind of--hmm...she's just mom I guess.
"Hello?" She says in her high sophisticated voice.
"Hello? Hello, how are you is this the Yamanaka residence?" Naruto asked politely.
"You seem a little too young, and nice to be a bill collector, so who is this might I please ask?" Mom says. I cringe at the word bill collector, it reminds me of all the bill I have to pay, and that my mom cracked that joke, which she embarrassingly laughed loudly to both now and before.
Naruto politely laughs too. I'm starting to notice how he hasn't said "yo" once. I guess it was my mom trying to act "young" and freesshh.
"Ohhh...good one. Any way, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and your daughter is my friend. See, I snowboard and I was wondering if she wanted to go to the Hinokauri Town Snow Place this Saturday...please?" He says polietly.
Mom starts screaming, and bawling, and praising GOD.
Oh, My, Gosh.
"You did not! Mom your so embarrassing!" I yell throughing everything in sight. And she's crying and jumping and praising GOD right now again.
8:30 p.m:
I didn't want to seem too eager to call back Naruto so I waited 5 hours.
"Hey, Naruto?" I say, nervously.
"Yup." He answers with a smile, I can just tell, I know him.
"Yes, a thousand times yes, I would like so totally love to go snowboarding with you!" I say like the types of girls that he likes.
"Alright, cool." He said still probably smiling, give or take. He started to say something but stopped.
"Is Sakura okay? I mean she was rrrreeeeaallllyyyy grilling Sasuke today after school. She was yelling so incoherently I only got a few stuff out, and your name was one of them. He's really mad at you. In fact, he says you shouldn't sit with us anymore, and a whole bunch of other stuff that might make you cry. I barley got out alive after telling him I was planning to help you this weekend. He punched me pretty hard in the face, so I guess now I had to ask you or it would have been for nought do you get me?" He said in his cute voice. I melted in a mixture of sadness and pleasure of his deep voice.
"Right." I half laugh, he laughed to.
"He's just going to have to get use to you is all. Because everyone else seems to really like you." Naruto said, that made my day finish on a high note. That made me smile to sleep.
Lunch February 2nd 2013:
Maaannnn, did I get an earful, my ears are still ringing. One new name for Sasuke...
Whipped-ske, or better yet Sasuke whipped Uchiha.
Whipped: A person; namely of the male variety, defending one's spouse or love interest to a noticable and reoccurent extent in an altercation; the absolute puppy love obedience of that speacial someone, keeping up mildly to severely emotionally one the love interest's daily life.
"So with that said, Ino Yamanaka you are no longer welcomed." Sasuke Uchiha said as if he had a gravel to finalize it. Many blurted out comments and sounds of short disapproval was made. I smiled.
"No fair." I said before getting up. "No fair? No fair--Ino Yamanaka--" Sasuke started on his rant of "how dare you mess with my life and think you are going to get off without a scratch?" speech.
I sigh after the 20 minutes of embarrasement was over.
"I am deeply sorry, she had it coming though, she got in my face and I wasn't lying you weren't talking about her at all during lunch yesturday it was mostly Snowboarding, skiing, or something of that nature discussed yesturday. Either way, if I did anything to hurt you I apologize, though honestly that is what I said." I said pouting and trying to look my saddest and near tears face.
Bulls eye! He took it hook, line and sinker.
"Look, Ino I'm sorry." He breathed out, obviously distressed by his running through of his hair.
"Honestly, no problems no hard feelings." I say turning to leave slowly and dramatically in case it took him a while. *smirk* It didn't take him less than 3 seconds.
"Ino, wait, please I insist you stay." He said obviously swallowing alot of pride.
Lovely.
Tonight it was Sasuke whom I was talking to over the phone with, until....my alarm rang to go for school. Aw man when my parents see that bill. Crap, I guess the newest IphoneXG3002 will have to wait.
Oh, and
Dear Diary.
I Ino Yamanka am sure I love Sasuke Uchiha.
-end.
Ahhh....Valentine's Day I smile to you and Thank GOD that your a holiday.
A/N: Sorry I didn't but the heartbreakingly sexy phone call in there, or at least it would have been if I really wanted it to. Thanks for reading! Review please I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Love, from me to you
SnowyWolfe
God Bless.