Hope you all liked the first chapter. Now on to the second!

Just for those who don't know...

RanRachel

ConanConan

ShinichiJimmy

KogoroRichard

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Chapter 2

Ran's fist came forward. But right before it hit little naughty Conan... he burst into tears.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ran's gonna hit me" He screamed in the middle of the park.

"NO! Conan it's okay! Haha..." She turned around to see people staring at her with the oddest of looks. "Haha... nothing to see here"

Conan gave a smirk at the angered Ran. Ran looked at him and stubbornly, gritted her teeth ,and drug Conan home.

As Conan got into his bed that night, he felt like this night was going to be long. Ran was patrolling the outside of his room for any suspicions of any kind. Kogoro was sound asleep... but kept the rest of the house awake with his annoying snoring.

"Conan... Can I have a word with you" She burst into his room, not waiting for an answer.

"Uhh... yha sure..." He began to mumble... "Hell, you're already in here... sheesh"

"Since when was it okay to use such language as you did today"

"Since I was 15... why."

"Don't get smart with me mister! I'm sick of you back-talking me all of the time like this"

"Ahh go to hell"

Ran's expression changed from angered to enraged yet again.

"W-what did you say"

"Must I repeat these simple words... Go- To- Hell. It's pretty simple..."

"CONAN" Ran was now infuriated. "I'm gonna chuck you out this window and into the street tonight! YOU KNOW I WILL"

"Try me bitch."

The beyond pissed ran (if you can get any worse than that, it's her right now) picked up the tiny little 'potty mouth' by the scruff of his pajamas. She positioned herself in the 'chucking' position and opened the window with her free hand.

"Say that again Conan, and you're out of a two story window..."

"T-r-y M-e B-i-t-c-h..."

"Aaarrg" Ran held him out the window and dropped him.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Ran is trying to kill me! HELP" Conan screamed as he held fast to the edge of the window.

"Damn you Conan..." She pulled him back up and gave him a long cold stare.

Conan had a cute little innocent as can be face on at that moment.

"Did I do something wrong Ran-neechan"

"DAMN RIGHT YOU DID"

"Ohhh! Ran said a bad word." he taunted her.

"And you didn't"

"But... I learned them all from you and your dad. Here are all of the words I learned..."

"NO! Conan don't"

"Shit, fuck, fricken (although, that ones not too bad...), hell, damn (add and it if wanted), bitch, bastered, ass (add hole if wanted), and so on..."

Ran's face twitched. "W-what"

"I can go on if you want... OR you can just go play 'hide and go fuck your self' ..."

Ran snapped. "Ahhh" This time she really did hit Conan between the eyes.

Conan's face wore a look of surprise. "Uhh... uhh... " tears flowed out of his eyes. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Ran had no regrets... She stood and laughed. "That aught to teach you a lesson not soon to be forgotten" She smiled and gave Conan the 'death glare'.

Conan spit out tears all night long. He wouldn't be using any of those words any more!... Well, not until he was Shinichi again... then he'd have some fun!

Now, what have we learned? Yes, that's right... naughty words are unacceptable. Conan is our example... this could happen to you!