Skipper VS The Teacher

by X309S

At school, Skipper always got into trouble by the school teachers due to his smart and funny comments and it made him popular at school. Each chapter I'll be posting 5 stories of some of the things Skipper has said to his teachers.

2. Chapter 2

6. Why Do We Need School?

Skipper: Why do we need to go to school anyway?

Teacher: What do you mean Skipper, you come here to learn!

Skipper: Exactly, but we don't need to!

Teacher: Explain yourself, Skipper!

Skipper: Well, we don't need to take Music class because we have YouTube for that and we can listen to music whenever we want. We don't need to do sport, because I'm sure almost everyone in this class has a Wii console. We don't need to learn Spanish, we got Dora for that. We don't need English, because now everything's shortened (LOL, BRB, IDK). We don't need maths because we have calculators. If I wanted to learn geography I would just buy myself a globe.

Teacher: And what about history then, Skipper?

Skipper: Well, what is the point of learning history? I mean, they're all dead, anyway!

7. Clean

Teacher: Now class, how can we keep our school clean?

Skipper: Oh, I got a good idea!

Teacher: Tell us it, Skipper.

Skipper: What if we all just stay at home, the school would be clean and you wouldn't have to worry about us littering all the time!

8. Teaching and Interrupting!

Teacher: Skipper, why are you talking when I'm teaching?

Skipper: Why are you teaching when I'm talking?

9. Studying!

Teacher: Skipper, how was your study time?

Skipper: Oh, my nap was great, thanks for asking!

10. HELL!

Teacher: Skipper, why are you late...again!?

Skipper: Oh, someone told me to go to hell!

Teacher: And...?

Skipper: I had trouble looking for it at first, but now I'm here!