Pang Tong takes Huang Zhong to meet his new friend. "Hey Huang Zhong meet my new friend."
The peon says"My name is Je-"
Before he could finish Huang Zhong takes his bow and shoots an arrow at Jeff. He falls dead and Huang Zhong shoots him again for good measure.
Ma Chao and Xu Shu are watching after Birch.
"You're a good horse Birch." Ma Chao said feeling around the horse
"You know he doesn't understand you right?" Xu Shu asked walking up to him
Ma Chao simply snapped his fingers
"What's that going to do?" Xu Shu asked
Birch uses his back legs to kick Xu Shu sending him flying
Sun Quan and Lianshi are sitting down together and Lianshi starts laughing like a maniac. Sun Quan says "Take it easy"
Then the two are outside "Look a bird!" Lianshi exclaimed
"Take it easy." Sun Quan replied
Then they're in a bedroom. Lianshi pushes Sun Quan down onto the bed and she takes off her top "Take it e- actually this is good." Sun Quan said
Sima Zhao gets out of bed "Oh man I overslept."
He goes to the window and sees modern day buildings, skyscrapers, and cars.
"I'm going back to bed."
Cao Cao walks in on Cao Pi twerking
"That is not what I taught you!" Cao Cao screamed
Then you see them both twerking and Cao Cao is doing it better
Zhu Ran and Lu Xun are in a room.
"Hey this hot cocoa is really good." Zhu Ran said holding a mug.
"I didn't buy any cocoa." Lu Xun replied
"Yeah you did. I found it in a vase on the counter."
"You mean my mother's ASHES."
"Oh." Then Zhu Ran took another sip.
Cao Ren and Pang De are both in the kitchen
"Hey look it's a spider." Cao Ren said.
Pang De screams and Cao Ren faints
Then Wang Yi picks it up. "It's a peanut."
"Is that what that was?" Pang De asked
"I-I knew that." Cao Ren said as he stood up
Both Yue Jin and Cai Wenji are sitting on a bench
"I think you're really cute." Yue Jin said
"Aw thanks bro." Cai Wenji replied
"Bro?"
Then Yue Jin gets sucked into a portal that takes him to a white room and sees Cao Cao and Guo Jia sitting on a bench. "Where am I?" Yue Jin asked
"Welcome to the friend zone." Cao Cao said
"NOOOO."
"Let's play who stole the drugs." Lu Su said
"Is it me?" Han Dang asked with a weird face
"Is it me?" Taishi Ci asked with a weird face
"Him" Zhou Tai said pointing to Ding Feng
"Pink fairies everywhere." Ding Feng said with his face all white
Sima Zhao, Wang Yuanji, and Zhong Hui are playing billiards.
It's Wang Yuanji and she is struggling
"Hey Yuanji is holding the cue wrong mind if I show her?" Zhong Hui asked
"Yeah go ahead" Sima Zhao replied
Zhong Hui walks up behind Yuanji and runs his left hand down to her hand and they both conjoin and holds her right hand with his right hand and his torso is pressed against her back. He moves with her and she softly moans.
Sima Zhao stands there in disbelief and shock. Then Wang Yuanji jumps on Zhong Hui and hugs him.
Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua are arguing in front of Deng Ai
"So my butt's not big enough for you!?" Zhang Chunhua hollered
"You're butt's the size of a peach!" Sima Yi exclaimed
"Let's ask Deng Ai if it's the size of a peach!" Then Zhang Chunhua bends over in front of Deng Ai and all he says is "I just want to go home."