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As Maggie and I turned the corner, there was a whole mess of people hanging out, smoking, goofing around…this might not be so bad after all, at least they were young!! This is definitely more than I can say for what I expected.

We made our way through the crowds of people to the front entrance, we hadn't even made it inside yet and you can definitely tell this was a local's bar, not exactly welcoming to new comers. We finally get inside and instantly can feel all eyes on us, "Hey Chris, do I have a penis growing out of my head?" Maggie asked, highly amused by the reaction we are getting.

"You do actually, and I think that guy over there with his back turned to us wants you to head butt him". We both laughed and confidently made our way through the crowd to the bar to get this night of drunken oblivion started.

Not minutes into Nicky's I start to hear the opening melody of crazy lady Britney Spears' "I'm A Slave For You". Seconds later a screechy, high pitched, 100 off key voice is singing, OH MY GOD IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT. We couldn't help but laugh at our luck, why the fuck did we have to come here on karaoke night???

"Haven't seen these two faces around before, what can I get you pretty ladies?" The big bald guy behind the bar asks us...

"Hmm, I'll start with a jack and coke, Mags?"

"Just a Bud for now is fine…hey, what's with all the dirty looks from everybody, were we supposed to know a secret password before entering?" Maggie asks, laughing.

"Na, it's not that. This is probably the only hang out spot for a good 10 miles around here, and since Ipswich isn't exactly a tourist attraction, pretty much everyone knows everyone, not too used to seeing new faces around here. Don't worry they'll warm up to you." He chuckled and went to get our drinks.

At the same time, a figure squeezed in between Maggie and me, pretty much shoving us out of the way and flipping her frizzy hair in both our faces. Mind you…there was a good 5 feet on the other side of me for the stupid bitch to order her drink, but if she wanted it to be on…well, it was gonna be on.

I leaned on the bar in front of me, making sure Medusa heard me. "Yo Mags, when is KiKi goin upstate?" I asked in the thickest NY accent I could conjure up, hoping she would catch my drift…and boy did she.

"Uh, I think her sentence starts on the 25th of November, it's really a shame. It's not like she meant to stab that guy, but it was either you did it or she did…and since it wouldn't be the first time for her to slice someone up, she probably figured it would be better off if it were her."

The frizzy haired skank listened intently.

"Yeah I guess, I kind of feel bad though…I mean, it was kinda my fault, the only reason he came after us in the first place is because of what I did to his girlfriend."

"Oh my God that's right!! You really fucked that bitch up huh? Didn't you like knock out 3 of her teeth?"

"Here you go, Kira" The bartender handed her the drink and she pretty much sped off away from me and Maggie…these girls are too damn predictable.

Maggie and I started hysterical laughing, neither one of us had noticed that our drinks came…I reached into my wallet to hand the money over to the bartender.

"They were paid for already Hun."

"Oh, by who?" I asked curiously…please let him be hot, please let him be hot I repeated in my head.

"Sorry Hun, he wants it to be a secret."

Huh? Who pays for a drink and doesn't tell you who they are? These people are so fucking weird.

"Chris, I'm gonna run to the bathroom I'll be right back." Mags ran off like one of those children who don't tell you they have to go until the VERY last second, yea…that was her.

I stood by the bar watching the crowd, there were some guys by the foosball tables, they were kind cute, nothing special. Over by the tables were a small crowd, looked they were playing quarters…boring. The dance floor was empty, which I could understand since it sounded like a cat was dying over the microphone. Then over to the pool tables, so that's where the fine young men hang out. I noticed the blonde immediately, he kinda looked different from the rest.

'What the hell was his name' I thought to myself…'Ray? No. Rich? Maybe…'

"REID!!" Someone yelled from across the bar.

A girl in a tight black skirt and green tank top ran up to him.."Reid, baby why haven't you been answering your phone, I've been calling you off the hook"

"Uh yea, Sandy, I..."

"It's Mandy"

"Right, Mandy…I've just been really busy you know how it is..."

"Oh yea, totally..." This girl was as dumb as rocks..."Well, you really should call me some time, my best friends boyfriend taught me this new thing with my tongue...I think you'll like it" She batted her eyes at him.

When I heard this I unintentionally burst out in laughter…who says that?? My best friend's boyfriend…Wow.

Reid turned and saw me laugh, I couldn't tell if he was pissed I was listening in on his conversation (again), or embarrassed that it was quite obvious he fucked this brainless tart.

At that instant, Mags came back.

"What the hell are you laughing at?" She asked, wanting in on the fun.

"You had to be there…trust me."

Reid and his friends continued to play pool screaming at each other. My God these boys were competitive…but so was I.

"Hey Mags, you're good at pool right?" I asked her with a devilish look in my eyes.

"Uh, well yea I guess so…I was undefeated back last semester. You don't want to you know how many boys had to get naked after I abused them at the pool table" She laughed, reminiscing.

"Yeah, well you're about to see a few more."

She looked over to the see the same boys from outside, plus a few others crowded around. Me and Maggie took a final drink from our glasses, and then walked over with an offer they couldn't refuse.

"Hey boys, room for 2 more"? I asked, slightly brushing up against Reid as I passed by. His mouth dropped open, not that he wasn't used to this sort of behavior from a woman, but I guess it's been a while since he was receiving it from someone new.

As I attempted to walk around the table to grab a stick, he grabbed my hand. "Sweetheart, this is a big boys game." He said, staring me down. "But uh, I wouldn't mind if you sat in my corner and cheered me on, giving me a massage..that sorta thing."

This boy was definately a fine peice of ass...but WAY too cocky for his own good. I was determined to be the girl to bring him back down to reality.

"Well, Sweetheart...I do believe my friend here and myself would probably be more competition than you're used to." I stated, pulling my arm from his grip.

"Why do I have the feeling we just met Reid's female counterpart?" One of the boys said to the crowd as they all laughed, Maggie included.

"More competition than I'm used to? I guess you might be right, the only competition I am used to when it comes to the opposite sex is who could get their clothes off faster...you wanna play?" He asked as he came in extremely close to my ear, I must admit...I did get a little tingly. But there was NO WAY this conceited asshole was going to get one over on me.

I laughed in his face, No...I mean LAUGHED in his face. I think I may have hurt his feelings.

He backed up, "Fine...you 2 think you could beat us in a game of pool? This shouldn't take long at all, what are the terms?"

Me and Maggie looked at each other for a brief second, and then she spoke up.

"If we win, you will strip down to your boxers, get on that stage and sing "I Touch Myself".

When Maggie said this, i doubled over in laughter at just the thought. Oh this was going to be good.

The boys mouths dropped, I think they were expecting us to slap a 50 on the table, but no...we play dirty.

Reid cleared his throat, not really prepared for a come back..I could tell that doesn't happen to often with him.

"Um okay, Ty?

He looked at his friend, who wasn't quite sure himself, then the tall one spoke up...Caleb, i believe his name was?

"Okay ladies, if they win...YOU have to get on stage and do a strip tease for the entire bar."

Reid smiled..."Yeah, I like the sound of that. So, I assume you are going to back out now?"

He asked, coming uncomfortably (okay im lying, coming VERY comfortably) close to me.

I smiled back..."Rack 'em"