Hey! I know it's been forever since any kind of update at all but my guess the quote did the best of any of my other stories so I thought I'd continue! If you can't tell Ash and Mary-Lynette are my favorite :)

If I owned Night World, I would know the end of the story already! I also don't own any of the other quotes here

APOV

"Ash! Get your butt out of bed!" Mary-Lynette screamed at me while shaking my shoulder

"MMMM…" I said

"Um, I need you to go get me some hot dogs from the school lunch room." She said.

"What? But that's so far away! And it's Saturday!"

"Ash Redfern YOU are the one that got me pregnant, so YOU are gonna go get me my freakin' hot dogs!"

"Ok, I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." I made a special little pouty face then mare punched me and kicked me out of our room. As she punched me in the face I said, "You broke the smolder"

I decided to call a "family" meeting to get Mary-Lynette to like me again because I was not gonna get her dang hot dogs. I explained to them everything that happened.

Everyone had ideas. I pointed to Jez. "You know, conflicts like these will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family."

We all just stared at her like she was kinda insane. I pointed to Gillian.

"WWMD! What would Madonna do?"

"The answer is usually date a younger man. Not saying that's what you should do, Ash." Said James. I pointed to Eric.

"Give her a banana. Bananas are good. They're full of potassium!"

Then Thea said very matter of factly, "Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas, Ke$ha taught me how to spell dinosaur, Aretha Franklin taught me how to spell respect, and SpongeBob taught me how to spell fun!"

"She won't eat a banana. She throws up every time she sees them." I said.

"Well at least every mushroom cloud has a silver lining Ash" said Keller

Thea said "Hey! Didn't Justin Bieber sing a song about that?"

"Who's Justice Beaver?" Jez asked

"A crime fighting beaver." Morgead replied with a smirk.

"Justin Bieber is so hot!" Iliana screeched.

"What kind of person… (Iliana) would be so stupid… (Iliana) to like Justin Bieber… (Iliana!)"

"What kind of jerk… (Morgead) you know what? I'm good with that." Iliana said.

"Umm you guys, none of this is helping." I said with a sigh.

"Ash, you look very Melahhncoalee." Said Delos

"what?" I said

"Melahhncoalee"

"Huh?"

"Melahn… sad."

"Drink Cactus Juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!" said Poppy. I noticed the can she held (probably an energy drink) said "Cactus Juice."

"UUUUUUUUUMMMMMM… Kay" I said. I looked at Thierry hoping he would have a real idea.

"Don't let her near the stairs. 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs." He said with a shrug.

Quinn seemed more sane than anyone else at the moment, so I pointed to him. "Just face it, you gotta use the 'L' word."

"Um, Lesbian?"

"No" he said with a shake of his head.

"Lesbians?"

"Love, dude. It wasn't a trick question." Galen said.

"You need to tell her that you are totally and irrevocably in love with her." Rashel said.

David was gone and Maggie looked angry so I didn't ask her. The only one left was Hannah. " would you like to visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin the Pope?" she asked hopefully.

"THAT'S IT!"

Reviews make me want to write more! (hint hint nudge nudge) There are 17 quotes!

GERONIMO!