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Hello it's me again, I've decided to try harder on this story because I believe writing this story will help my creativity (plus I was bored). Still don't get your hopes up. I could lose interest at any moment.

Chapter 1: Meeting the first Smasher

BGM: Laughter and merriment (Kingdom Hearts)

The two hands landed in the parking lot outside of Onett's mall. "Alright according to my senses the first chosen warrior is inside the mall, lucky for us the mall is not particularly busy at around this time. However there should still be a decent amount of people in there, no matter how you look at it finding this warrior will be difficult even more so if he leaves before we can...."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME" said an old lady, Master Hand turned to his left and found Crazy Hand apparently griping and old lady "put the old lady down Crazy" said MH in an annoyed voice, CH drop the old lady a bit rougher then MH would have liked.

After said old lady got up and ran away MH "glared" at CH "what the heck were you doing"

"I was trying to take the hags clothes off, as it turns out it very hard when you're a giant disembodied hand" Said Crazy Hand

"Why were you doing that Crazy?"

"Why, so I could disguise myself in her clothes duuuuuh"

"First of all Crazy those clothes would never fit you" CH seemed disappointed after hearing that "and secondly we don't need disguises; everyone knows about our existence and accepts us. Even if we meet someone who doesn't know about our existence the people of this age are open minded enough not to cause us any trouble."

"Ooooh, so this won't be like that incident at the Texas airport"

"Assuming you behave it won't, now let's go"

"Wait bro, do you know what time it is"

"I'd say roughly around 11:00 am give or..."

"No its MONTAGE TIME"

BGM: I'm going to get you

So the two hands looked through the mall MH stuck to floating around looking at people while CH looked everywhere. Literally everywhere in garbage cans, in air vents, in books, under tables, under cars, under skirts, In order to find the smasher CH uprooted plants from pots, moved shelves, swam through the fountain, he even bought a pair of binoculars to help him look.

Crazy found a lot of hopefuls which mostly consisted of normal citizens in relatively good shape (at least game2002 version of normal) every now and then they'd come across someone special such as a ninja or a pirate or an alchemists, they even came across a high school student who claimed he could kill people with a notebook. Sadly none of the people CH found was the chosen warrior.

End BGM

After the montage was over, the two hands stopped near the food court to rest up.

"How long must we search, WHEN WILL ARE JOURNEY END? ALL THE DAYS OF FRUITLESS SEARCHING ARE DRIVING ME UP THE F!#$^& WALL!"

"Crazy we've only been searching for an hour."

Crazy immediately calmed down after that "So it lunch time right"

"I guess so" MH sighed then turned to the masses "look at all the people here, all the people here are just a microscopic bit of the world's population. This world is massive, you'd didn't honestly think we would be done by diner did you. We could be searching for week's maybe even years. But in order to carry out my duty I am willing to search for as long as it takes. How about you Crazy are willing to search for that long" but as MH turned back he found that CH was gone. MH was worried because when his brother went off on his own bad things tend to happen, really bad things. The last thing MH wanted was another incident like the one at the Texas airport.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO MORE BURRITOS?" MH quickly followed the voice to find CH at a burrito stand in the food court.

"Sorry sir I just sold my last one to that kid over there"

"You mean the kid who cut in front of me?"

"He didn't cut in front of you; you moved in behind him and also made very weird gestures behind him."

"I shall make that boy who cut in front of me pay for stealing my burrito" CH said apparently ignoring the salesman. As CH prepared to attack the boy, MH flew in and restrained his demented brother.

"Crazy please it's not worth it"

"I'll have a fresh batch made in about 10 minutes" said the salesman trying desperately to help the situation.

"This isn't just about burritos or how I was cheated out of what should have been mine, THIS IS ABOUT JUSTICE!" with that CH broke out of his brothers grip and flew towards the boy. MH followed as quickly as he could in the hopes he could prevent his brother from doing anything crazy.

The boy in question was currently eating his burrito in peace with no idea what was going to happen to him. The boy was roughly 10 to 12 years old and a bit short for his age. He had black hair and black dot like eyes. His clothing consisted of a T-shirt with yellow and purple horizontal stripes, baggy shorts, a backpack and a red baseball cap. Just as the boys was about to leave, he noticed a giant floating hand right in front of him.

"UH can I help you" said the boy feeling a little awkward under its "gaze". Though the boy in question had never personally met Crazy Hand before, Crazy had quite a reputation for being unpredictable when his brother wasn't around, even dangerous in extreme cases. CH reputation got a lot worse after an incident at a Texas airport.

"Who do you think you are" said CH pointing accusingly at the boy.

The boy not knowing how to answer simply said "uh Ness"

"So Ness how dare you steal my burrito"

"I didn't steal that Burrito I bought honestly"

"Crazy Hand" said MH

"Not now MH and where does a kidney Gardner get money to buy said burrito"

"Crazy"

"First of all I'm not in kindergarten and second I bought it with my debit card"

"Crazy" MH said a little louder this time.

"You expect me to believe that your parents gave someone as young as you a debit card"

Ness crossed his arms and put on a proud grin "I've proven to my parents how responsible I can be"

"And what would a child with a debit card be doing alone in a mall"

"Crazy" MH said a little more loudly this time.

"My mom busy today so I'm doing some errands for her"

"Really" said CH sounding doubtful.

"Okay so I'm planning on buying myself a game on my way home but that not going to hurt anyone."

"Do you know what I hope Ness"

"Crazy" MH was starting to sound mad.

"I hope the game you buy is short, so short that you finish it in like a weekend"

"Crazy"

"I also hope that the characters are flat, bland and easily forgettable."

"Crazy"

"I also hope the plot is thin and full of holes, I also hope that...."

"CRAZY"

This time MH said it so loud and with such authority that everyone in the food court was silenced. Some people believe they felt the room shake a little from his voice.

"Yes MH" by this time everyone went back to what they were doing.

"It's him Crazy"

CH turned to a very confused looking Ness, stared for a while then turned back to MH "seriously him, we came here to find a warrior and ended up with a child"

"Crazy I spent 200 hundred years training so I would know the warriors on sight, so I know that this boy is one of them"

"So let's see if I've got this straight" CH said a "marched" up to MH "we're going to recruit a child we know nothing about and thrust the fate of the world onto him all because of some feeling you have"

"Yes, yes I am Crazy" all was silent as the two hands "glared" at each other

"Well makes perfect sense to me" CH said ruining the dramatic moment "so kid how would you like to..." CH then found out that Ness had apparently disappeared "oh no the child disappeared during our unnecessary dramatic moment, don't worry big bro I'll find him." CH then conjured up the binoculars he recently bought placed them between his thumb and middle finger and "looked" with his index finger, all the while making beeping sounds (like a radar).

"You know Crazy he said he was heading to the game store on his way home, so we should probably head..."

"There he is on his way to the game store, who could have guessed that's where he'd go, gang way" CH then charged towards Ness, bowling over people along the way. As Ness was standing by the entrance to the game shop CH flew over Ness and crashed into a nearby wall. MH on the other hand flew calmly towards Ness; MH believed he had Ness's attention because Ness hadn't moved from his spot.

"Listen young man, I would like to formally apologise for my younger brothers um... antics. More to the point however I 'am looking for people of remarkable traits and skills to be my students in order to learn how to fight for the betterment of mankind. I would like you to be one of those students. I would like to discuss specifics with your parents and/or legal guardians what do you say."

MH expected Ness to answer so he was naturally shocked when he didn't. Ness was paying attention to MH because he was transfixed by what he saw in the game shop. MH curious as to what had the boy's attention, when he found out all he could do was gasp in fright.

To be continued

I apologise for the long wait I honestly didn't plan on taking this story seriously. Since my mind wanders whenever I write this is quite time consuming for me. Assuming I decide to continue this story it'll take about a week for updates.