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"And we're doing this...why?" Artemis looked at the black notebook with a skeptical frown.

"It's Supey's diary, 'Mis, plus I'm bored."

It's been two months since I escaped Cadmus. I don't understand this place. M'gann said I should start a journal. I found this thing that looked tubular. Kid Flash told me it was a "tampon". I still don't know what it is.

Artemis scowled while Robin flushed. "I don't remember this," she commented.

"You wouldn't. You were on a mission with Green Arrow. But next time, make sure you put yours away where he can't find it. Got stuck with the explanations and ended up doing my 'ninja thing'."

"..."

"Moving on."

Everything is so delicate here. I don't get why. I only touch things before they break.

"Like the Ming vase in the Manor." Artemis catches Robin mumbling and then continuing on about how you don't "break a door off of its hinges" or how you don't "toss china plates around like they're baseballs".

"I really regret bringing him over to my place. A looked like he was going to break our Rule 1 and go on a rampage."

M'gann gave me a new name today. It's Connor Kent. I think Kent is for Kent Nelson but then that would make me Connor Nelson, wouldn't it?

Robin smirked. Connor Kent...had a nice ring to it. He reminded himself to praise Miss M after this.

I don't have a bellybutton, whatever that is. Wally said so.

Artemis was now banging her head on a pillow, the same murderous thoughts about "killing Baywatch" running through her head. "Why were we cursed with such a stupid speedster? No bellybutton? How the hell did he manage to come up with that one?"

"Dunno. Probably saw it on TV or something."

Civilians have weird thoughts. They write stories about us and pair us up. Somehow Robin and Zatanna or Wally and Artemis are really popular. I like the ones with me and M'gann. And I "ship" Robin and Artemis. They seem... cute... together.

"And...that's it folks!" Robin exclaimed, slamming the notebook shut.

"Me and...you? What? Me and Baywatch?" Artemis' face darkened. "Whoever came up with that ridiculous idea will suffer a long, excruciating, painful death. Then somehow resurrected and brutally murdered again and again and again."

"...Wanna check out whatever he was talking about? Think it's fanfiction, heard of it somewhere."

"Sure. I want to see what other screwed-up crap they thought up about us. Crazy fans...I'd rather take up all of Gotham's rogues at once."