"So you and Dean are married…for how long?" Sam asked
"Nine years." I replied
Sam nodded at that
"Geez…"
"And our son…he's with my relatives." I replied
Sam spewed his soda as he couldn't believe it
"Ma…Married!?" Sam asked
"Yeah." Dean replied
"Jesus Dean!" Sam replied as Dean looked at him out the corner of his eye
"Firs this shit with the yellow eyed demon last week…" Sam sees Dean telling him NOT to say anything about the deal but Sam's WAY too pissed
"And then you make a fucking deal with the crossroads bitch to bring me back and she takes your life in one year!" Sam yelled
"WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!" I yelled and they Felt the Impala slow down hard as they slammed forward
Dean hit his head on the steering wheel, Sam hit his on the dashboard as they leaned back
"Jeeesus!" Sam replied as I got out then I yanked Dean out
I held him by his neck as he KNEW I was pissed
"I didn't want to tell you because I knew you would react like this!" He replied as I sighed
"God damn it Dean!! Our son's nearly ten years old! He thinks you're working overseas!" I replied
I let him go as I walked back a few feet then I looked at him
"I can't Welch out on this! If I do, Sam dies instantly!" Dean replied
I couldn't believe it as he saw unreadable emotions on my face
"I'm sorry baby but I couldn't let my brother, your brother in law die!" Dean replied
"Take me there." I replied
Dean pulled out his gun as he pointed at me
"I'm not going to let you kill Sam!"
I snapped my fingers as we vanished in Tesla coils and reappeared at the Crossroads
"NO!" Dean screamed out
I then snapped my fingers as the demon appeared
"My hidden name: is Halan." I replied
Dean saw her fear kick into overdrive
"I want Dean's soul back and Sam to stay alive…You want to keep me calm…do it if not…I will yell out an incantation to destroy hell and EVERY single Demon in hell and on this planet as we speak…and then afterwards…I'll see this entire galaxy go to hell and BACK again if you even TRY to take Sam first then Dean." I replied in the scariest voice that anyone ever heard…the darkest, iciest and coldest voice that showed ZERO signs of remorse in the voice
She saw the skies slowly turning dark Crimson
"Your next words will decide the fate of this galaxy…" I replied softly
She looked around
"I'll take a shot that it's happening world wide." She replied
"You guess right." I replied
She was taking forever as I looked at Sam
"Lano ka'la bo'shar lanu no'vala, pahrom, carana mokado ba'jah. Ko'se nusso ma'kora kajani…lano ka'la kosst amojan. Meek rak dorrah pah-wran… Yelim cha ono kosst amojan…Shay ta-hel ter-rah no'vala de-ram. Aka'lu far che…Tarna par-ono ull-kess pah-ran. Lano ka'la bo'shar lanu. Dorra tolka bre-tri pah-wran Dorra tolka o-chen…Dorra tolka, wey-sah shay-hal…Ko'se nusso ma' kora kajani…preen dah-ono uka'lamor-eye anu Kossat Amojan. Nermax rufthus teredak embra…Ensahelm ran embra daran tareen…empa jaj law-moch Jaj-push-Jaj-replenish ammo-migh…" I started as the ground started to shake like a 10.5
"OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!!" She replied real fast
Then I got real close as I looked at her in her eyes
"You even Welch on this deal…that we're making…I'll kill you and destroy every single last demon on this planet and in hell…Are we clear?" I whispered out as she nodded very fast
She blinked and when she opened her eyes we were gone as she was panting heavily
She heard echoing
"I'll be watching you…to make sure you're a good little demon."
Back on the road
"Do I want to know how dangerous he can be?" Sam asked
Dean/Joe: You don't want to know, Just drop it Sammy
Later on we were in a bar
I was having soda when this jackass Hell's Angel hits the back of my head and I jerk forward then I stood up and looked at him
"The fuck is your problem?" I asked
"You're a Fag." He stated
I smirked
"And you need Jenny Craig worse than Sally Struthers needs her." I replied as he grabbed my neck
He was suddenly flung back and then Sam looked at me
"You should be looking up at the biker Sam…You want to see what happens when I decide to loosen up my buttons on being dangerous?" I asked
"J! NO!" Dean yelled
"Yeah." Sam replied
"Watch carefully." I replied
Then the biker started to scream in intense pain
"It's Telekinesis Bitch! That would be the sensation of every single sensation, Neuron and nerve ending experiencing the sensation of all of them being in a 5 thousand degree inferno…(Dean and the others wince yet continue to watch me) Next…your organs are starting to boil…yet your heart and Lungs are fine…I'm kicking up the internal pressure on your brain…and as it swells up…you'll fall into a coma that's fatal…and then…I literally separate you from your skeletal structure as you see it come out through your cock."
Dean and every guy there fell to their knees holding their hands over their cocks at that
"And did I mention that if I wanted to…I could just simply make you explode into a pile of entrails, blood guts as your bones stay there then your organs remaining with your skeletal structure would simply shatter and fall down, but then even before I get to the really good part…I just peel the layers of your skin off to your muscular layout and THEN go to work on you." I replied
Oh the sounds of Walrus mating calls were a plenty
"And yet…since I'm not physically touching you, and there are no fingerprints of me on your body…Technically: it's not murder…just house keeping." I replied
I then got to Sam and Dean as I dragged them to the door and I held it open as they see the biker scream as he separated in half literally, his blood came exploding out of him and his organs fell down
Sam and Dean both fell down and violently did the mating calls again just as did everyone else
"NOW does anyone else have a fucking problem with me being Gay? Cause for all you know… every single gay guy could have telekinesis and could do it more worse than what I did." I replied
I then got in the Impala as they got in sluggishly and then both groaned
"Oh god..." they replied in pain