"I was thinking, Todomatsu, that I'm very glad I know you."
"What's what you have on your head, Atsushi? *laughs* We've known each other for a long time now."
"It's just that… When I'm with you, I always feel like I'm learning something new."
"Ahah! Don't hug me that strongly, it tickles!"
…
...
To be fair, only the remaining bits of alcohol in his body made him unable to explode in that single moment. He could feel them, little alcohol molecules, numbing his face and body, who was able to get off his two brother's hug and stand up from the tatami floor, grabbing his face with his hands.
He truly didn't feel like himself in that moment.
The rage inside him felt as if it was a very loud buzz, white noise over all.
Everyone looked at him, and second passed slowly, as if waiting for a reaction, the tsukkomi act to an unfinished joke. But Todomatsu saw pieces in the floor, all disjointed and surely the alcohol's effect, but he was sure that he had something to do before…
Before…
'Todomatsu! Don't fall into niisan's game! You are better than him, better than them, you are better!'- He clapped a bit his cheeks, telling himself to stay focused. There's something else to this story he has not seen!"I don't know what you are talking about you shitty nii-san. I don't even know from where the fuck you all thought I had a boyfriend." – He finally said, with his best blank face.
'Assess the situation, be cool, let them talk and then… if all is ruined you can always burn them alive'
He sighed. It was their turn.
And of course Osomatsu took the bait as if it had been made with a mould of his mouth. Rolled up in the floor, in Jyushimatsu's hold as that was something he always did when drunk, he whined. "Eeeh? I thought you were more of a romantic, Totty-chan, you don't call your bfs the people you kiss and grope? Is that A… Atsu-"
"Atsushi" – corriged Ichimatsu, chugging up some beer and still sporting a small smirk.
"Yes! EXACTLY THAT ICHIMATSUUUUU!" – Oso squealed, fingerbanging at Ichimatsu's direction as if he was a teenager Idol – "Is that guy your fuckbuddy then?"
'How did the buffoons got his name!?'
A bit more agitated, he ran up a bit and grabbed the smiling fourth's hoodie neck. "Ichimatsu, how do you know him?" – Todomatsu asked, and the mentioned one couldn't help to think that his little brother could take over his Darkmatsu title any day if he continued to do that blank face and still was able to make it look as pure fury.
But he was not going to be deterred; he was a man with a mission.
"I know more parts of him than just his name too."
"Hehe, everyone here does" – Osomatsu laughed still on the floor, rubbing his nose.
"I-I don't remember that much, I was very drunk…" – Choromatsu snarled, quiet enough to only state that fact but not make himself heard.
"Hmph, a Guilt Guy like me-" Karamatsu began, already posing with a flair, only to be interrupted by Jyushimatsu, whose voice numbed them all.
"Nooo, not me. Who's that Atsuki guy anyways?"
"Its Atsushi, Jyushimatsu" - Choromatsu corrected, not even looking at him because he had lived long enough to know Jyushimatsu did not listen to that kind of things.
Now that was something unexpected, all of them thought. Todomatsu could only look at his oh-so-called light (now being mentally down-leveled to a bootleg lantern), still grabbing Ichimatsu by the neck, 'What the Fuck' being clearly written on his forehead with neon lights to everyone to see. The rest could not help to feel the same though, as in that little light conversation they had before the youngest had come home he clearly said that he did also had sex with…
Oh. Wait.
Wait just a bit.
"Jyushimatsu, this will sound very ss-stupid but" – The middle matsu had already a hand on his nose bridge, as he suspected the answer he was gonna receive, and also suspecting that the headache from his nearing hangover was beginning to be mortal – "All those sexual positions… I suppose they were not from this last guy?"
"Nope no no no! Secross is something I do quite often; it leaves me always in best condition for the next day! Muscle hustle!"
And in his little Muscle Hustle dance, everyone felt lost, for different reasons each one.
"Oh My Little Jyushimatsu… he got big too fast…" – Ichimatsu had to jump out of Totty's hands to punch the painful second brother, who was already shedding dramatic tears.
Osomatsu rumpled his hair until it got like Ichimatsu's, looking frustrated. "Damn, he had already won and he didn't say anything to uuussss!"
But in two seconds Totty had his hands over Jyushimatsu's cheeks, rubbing and expanding them hard, until they were as long as his arms – incredibly so, was he made of rubber or something!? He had already forgotten of the "cool façade", but after that frankly confusing confession, who could not?
He even shed some tears, real ones. Not like the cutesy mermaid pearls he dropped when he needed a decoy to save him.
Or the ones he dropped after Atsushi talked to him hour ago in that nice bar counter.
"Why did you say sorry then Jyushimatsu-niisan!? Are you all trying to make me crazy?" – he couldn't stop that little wail blurbing from his mouth.
"Bweh—I-I thought you would be sad if I told you I do secross to get rid of stress Totty…! A-at least I use condoms, I swear it! So they don't count!"
"… They don't…?" – Oh god, this is fucking stupid, Todomatsu thought in despair – "And this last time…?"
"T-this guy seemed to know you so well, I felt safe and he was coooool!"
"I see. Wait me a bit then."
And that was all.
Dropping his brother's cheeks, he ran out from their room for a bit, surprising everyone there for just some seconds, as he entered again as fast as he could. In his right hand a bundle of pink rope, the kind of rope that was clearly for sexual play and not for anything else, and in the other, his dearest cellphone.
"As I hope, for my own sake and your physical health that this is all a fucking joke and you are just being assholes. So I decided that, as you had all the advantage to this long joke, it's my turn. Let's play a game"
And before his brothers could begin with a well known "What if we don't", he, with his own patented evil smile, presented his smartphone, which had a very familiar voice on speaker. And at the words that came from there the brothers knew they were all royally fucked.
"I hope you are telling the truth about me getting paid, you idjit!"
"Todomatsu… you wouldn't do that" –Tension was in the air, as the threat had been done.
"Osomatsu, you asshole, here the pink you promised to get me all the cash you all haven't paid me, I seriously hope it's true or you'll see the consequences fucking idjits!"
*beep*
"Totty… You don't even know where we hide all our cash!"
"I do." – A blank face was his best weapon, always effective.
"You cannot be that cruel…!" – Ichimatsu cried, startled by his brother's display. Todomatsu was unfazed by his fake tears, and reveled internally.
"Y-you really believe you can't go against all of us?" "We can be quite powerful, buraza" – Choromatsu and Karamatsu said at the same time, sweating hard.
It was true, but it was also time to deploy the last bomb.
"Jyuuushimatsu…" – he said with a sultry voice, the one that let him take advantage over the rest for being the voice that only the youngest brother could use – "I'll let you free of charges if you get our dear brothers to play"
"Huh, huh? Are you serious? YESSSS! MUSCLE, HUSTLE!"
Just like that, their destiny was sealed. And the room was filled with screams and expletives for a short while. It was not that new for a Friday night.
...
Totty's idea for a "game" involved to tie the four older brothers from the roof of the room, turtle bondage style, at a decent height so they could receive directly in their mouths more beer that they could actually stomach. Only that Chinese man could've made the competence as their reflexes when drunk were still as good as normal, but here their opponents were Totty in full anger mode, and still drunk Jyushimatsu. Both of them were the ones with most stamina of the group, considering the times they both played baseball together (if only to calm a bit Jyushimatsu's hyperactive streak) and the yoga and cardio exercises the youngest did frequently. The rest had no option to succumb to the alcohol, and in few minutes they were babbling and giggling, Choromatsu getting also a small bucket as they knew how prone he was to vomiting when inebriated.
It was… frankly new from him. Todomatsu had always been a spiteful bitch at the eyes of the rest of them, but that broke all expectative. Not even Ichimatsu hoped for that much, he realized. He thought he would break in the same way it happened in the Sutabaa Incident. There was nothing to do now, but enjoy the ride.
At least he was well tied, the cat lover thought with a blush. Heh.
The mood was ruined though when Todomatsu came back from dragging Jyushimatsu's inebriated sleepy body ("Niisan, that beer is not for you! Niisan, stop please!") to the single sofa they had. He kicked Osomatsu's dangling body, who in his immobile form decided to snooze a bit.
He screamed, startled. "Aiieee, Totty! A-are you really dat angry we got to your level?" – Osomatsu wailed pathetically, face full of tears and snot.
Dearest Totty got visibly angry at that sentence, hideous face and all. He had already forgotten about the attempts about being better and cool - "What fucking levels are you talking about, Osomatsu-niisan? The game has not even started." And so, he decided to kick every brother dangling from the roof to get their drunken attention. That way would be easier for him, because the proverb said that 'Drunkards and children don't lie'. And he hoped that phrase told the truth, as there was still a whole puzzle to assemble.
"Wake up bastards, it's time to begin!" – Everyone was too intoxicated to do anything but pout and listen, excepting the middle one, who preferred to vomit his guts – "You'll tell me, one by one, the supposed experience you had with that Atsushi, and depending on your answers I'll see in which way I'll kill you. I could be merciful, but it all depends on you."
"Fuck you Totty"- Osomatsu kept his wailing – "Now I know why your boyfriend preferred me over you"
"I'm saying that he's not—"
"Yeah bbb-bullshit, I still remember when— no, no, m' not gonna tell you" – The oldest would have crossed his arms if he could, only to wobble a bit in the air. He could listen the others laugh a little at him, and the he saw Totty smile, when he took his face in his hand.
"Tell me about what, niisan?"
How insufferable. He couldn't stand that smile.
"I'm n-not gonna tell you about the time when I…" – and so he began to ramble about his first time, without even noticing it.
-o-o-o-o-
"Oh, Todomatsu! Didn't know you were a pachinko addict, isn't it a bit too early for being here?"
Great, he had not managed to get his cigs out of his hoodie pocket and here was somebody lecturing the wrong him about his life choices.
Even though it was true, that wasn't something that made Osomatsu feel bad about himself. So what if it was 3 pm? His brothers also come to play early too! It was nothing out of the ordinary. It was also the weekend goddammit.
But anyways, who was this asshole?
Eh, at least he looked decent. Shame he was an acquaintance of the worst of them.
"Osomatsu" – being one in six same faces made the correction an automatized response. Still, not so many people were that blind to not recognize one of the other. Only idiots like Iyami made that mistake nowadays. He tried to maintain a blank look, without moving that much, so the other person – who could him be? – could notice the little differences in between both.
The man, however, was too stupid to even do that. "Now, now, it's too early to be so self-deprecatory. Save that for drinks." – He even had the gall to laugh and ruffle his hair a bit. It was a nice sounding laugh.
And he didn't ruffle his hair that much, but not even his mom did that for him now. His hands were warm.
Whoa. Fuck.
"Hey buddy, aren't you getting a bit cheeky there?" – Osomatsu removed them, making an effort to look friendly. Someone who was that close to his little brother would surely be a fucking awful piece of shit, or an awfully amiable man. By now he tended to be the last one, and the oldest was getting very curious.
The man snickered "You wouldn't want to see me being cheeky"
"And what if I do?"
"I wouldn't like it to happen here, haha." – Fuck, that was really a nice laugh. – "Let's go somewhere else, Todomatsu?"
God, he had found a really blind man! Osomatsu couldn't help but laugh too. And the blind idiot gave him a wide smile, followed with a blush that made his half-lidden eyes shine as if feverly. He just looked at him right?
That had to be love, he was sure, Osomatsu had high experience on love! It was a thing to look at how his girlfriends got so lovely when they were complimented.
And when they started to walk, he was sure to pickpocket and then return his newest friend's nice wallet, get back some yen he had lost on pachinko and see what his name was as fast as possible. No one liked to be called 'you' this days.
'Atsushi huh? The fucker didn't even notice, heh…'
He knew that love was blind, but this gave the trope a whole new meaning! This day already seemed like fun! Sorry Totty, but this was hiiiiiis day.
It was time to do what he did best.
...
A bit later, hours of ice-cream, window shopping – another thing that Osomatsu couldn't understand, Atsushi wanted to pay for (not) him and he couldn't just break character and say "why don't you just give it to me and I'll multiply the boons as if I were Jesus but with horsies" even though he did joke about it - and idiotic banter led them to getting hot drinks on some random park. It was autumn after all, and 7 pm did not forgive.
"Aaah! It got really cold!" – Osomatsu screamed to no one, shaking a bit but still happy.
Tiny rays of sun made the clouds pink and the sky purple, their slow goodbye calling out drafts of chilly wind to take over the place. The little sun out there was not enough for shining into the streets, and so Osomatsu decided to search for it, climbing into the highest tower on that children park, maybe there he could catch a little warmth.
"Todomatsuuu, hey come down! Got you a drink" – a manly, almost unknownvoice called him from below, showing him two little cans. The fake Totty got a bit startled, wobbling a bit on his place and shouting a faint Ok. He was still not accustomed to his newest friend (but very accustomed to being called Todomatsu, though). So he jumped, something that must have surprised Atsushi a lot he thought, because when down he really did notice how high that was and how much it hurt, ow! Haha - "Hey, are you ok? Try to be more careful, that's not like you!"
"Hehe, I know, really!"- It took a bit of time to get his ass from the ground, with the nice help of Atsushi. His hand over his arm felt warm, and he thought that maybe it was too cold for that month. "Oh, so which of those is mine?"
"Sutabaa, of course. You always say that you can't stomach Kirin's Fire rubber taste. I don't even know where you got that from…" – Atsushi said in kind of a smug tone, but still with a layer of distrust Osomatsu could easily read.
To take the other man's last idea off his mind, he tried to take it with his already known smiles – "You see, I'm so thirsty and cold I could really drink both." – And he could, really, brands were not his thing and he could drink and eat whatever, with the only exception being if they tasted like ass.
Atsushi just looked at him, a bit dumbfounded. Maybe startled, who knew what he had on his head. The only thing that Osomatsu could sense at the end was that his little plan had worked out. It couldn't go wrong; he saw that little blush on his face before the other drank his coffee of course.
There were no more words for a moment while they walked out, as they just enjoyed their coffee and presence. It could be said so, really, as Osomatsu, recounting the few hours they've been together and what had happened then – the shitty jokes, Atsushi trying to explain him about rent and stuff he felt more as magic tricks than economy utilities he had to bear with in his work, the 'spot the cougar behind his steps' game, etc – could only think 'How lucky can Totty be? He got all those cute girls at work, and now a boy who buys him all the shit he wants and even knows – enough- of him to still be friendly and stuff!?'
'If I ever get a bf this generous I wouldn't share him with anyone else'.
Because that's what he was, right? No one would be able to stand Totty if they weren't his lover. No. One.
"It's really cold today, huh?" – Atsushi said after a while walking nowhere. Still, Osomatsu could tell where they were, Akatsuka City had changed lots but nothing was too much for someone who lived there for oh so long.
"Fuck, it is. I shouldn't have believed the weather girl. Aaah, even if she looks so nice with that clothes…" – he was only able to catch his hands by a second before mimicking boobs with them. Then he saw how dark it was and send that thought to hell, maybe he could make Atsushi laugh with that for a while.
"You mean the girl from NX channel?" – He said, imitating his gesture – "That dress is a bit too cheap for my tastes." – The manager instead looked a bit disgusted, but not un-entertained.
"If you are looking at the dress more than her body there's something seriously wrong with you, dude." – Osomatsu insisted.
"It's not like—how could I look her body when she's all draped with that horrible… faux leather panther dress? I've seen Safari Jeeps that look better on them."
"Going all Kazama today?" – a giggle didn't made itself wait.
"… If only to accompany your Shinnosuke. You know, you're awfully talkative today. You even look a bit… different from what I'm accustomed. Too… alien, maybe. Did something happen today?"
"Mmmnnnah, m' just enjoying myself. You know, watching the stars, being with a friend."
Osomatsu had no shame at all. Even less when he knew he had the other in his hand when he just laughed at him a bit.
"I didn't think you know where the stars where when I always see you fumbling with your cellphone" – Atsushi joked with a jab, with words that sounded more real than anything else, and Osomatsu really could understand. "Anyways, where's it? Haven't seen you with it today"
"Uh, maintenance. It fell into the toilet" – and it wasn't a lie, it was the reason of why Todomatsu had decided to hole himself into his house until the repair service called to the house's phone. He could literally not talk to anyone else without it. He was a true addict.
… Well, it could had been also because he and Jyushi decided to fuck his entire day and repeated to him every moment they could that he was touching his shit and piss every time he pressed the phone's screen. Watching his face contour like that was always fun, no matter what the occasion was.
Atsushi let a snort come out of his nose, making the air of elegancy around him disappear for an instant. "Oh, that's terrible! It hasn't happened to me but it must be awful" – He said, but it was clear how much the thought entertained him.
Osomatsu couldn't help but roll his eyes, being the butt of a joke always annoyed him.
"Hey, aren't you a fan of other people's misfortunes? That cellphone is quite expensive, yanno."
"Tche, as if you wouldn't have laughed at me if I were on your situation. Tell me the truth, Todomatsu, I already know how you are, you are the least indicated person to tell me that."
Damn if that man didn't know him. Not him, but you know who. Osomatsu laughed loudly, he couldn't help that one laugh that he knew it was nothing like his little bro's own, all haughty and contemptuous. He really, really wanted to hug the man who was courageous enough to say it all to his face, without being one of them. A newcomer!
He contented himself with a soft pat on the other's back.
'Totty was so lucky', he couldn't help but smile at that thought.
Atsushi took all as an answer it seemed, watching his face souring suddenly, as if he was thinking something else. Osomatsu had no time to comment on it though, as he was suddenly taken to a less illuminated side of the street they were by his arm. There was not people at all on the street so there was no real reason to being dragged there, but maybe he needed to pee and he needed some cover. Who knows?
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"I-I know I said I know you completely… but it's not true at all. Today you've shown me parts of yourself I would never imagined you had." – Atsushi took a handkerchief from his pocket and used it on Oso's face, near his left eye, place he had got quite a bit of dust when he jumped in that park and fell with that side of face on the raspy floor. The smaller man couldn't stop a giggle, as he felt – again as being groomed by his mom. His eyes screamed love, and a pang of nervousness was entering slowly into his heart.
The time was coming. His expertise said so.
"This is the first time I've seen you like this. So open, so happy. I don't even know what made you like this – I don't even know if it's because you lost your cellphone or what—"
"Still on maintenance"
"Yeah, I know, it's just rhetoric."- He said on a plain voice. Ahaa, drama. How endearing. "Look, I just wanted to make you know that I want to be with you, I want to support you – we've got lots in common, and I, I just…"
Atsushi grabbed the fake Todomatsu's both hands, in a silent plead to please look at him. Please, consider his words carefully.
"Please, let me be the first man in your life, Todomatsu! I love you, I love you so much you can't ever—"
But he listened no more, a loud eternal beep on his ears seeped into his brain, trying to make head or tails of that last sentence.
The first man?
Does that mean that he already had women in his life!?
Outrageous, simply impossible. But yet, the fact that Totty's boyfriend pointed it so told it all.
And even if he saw Atsushi saying something else, a whole string of flowers and words that would've made him cry if he were the real recipient of that entire speech, and also if the fact that Totty was not a virgin anymore hadn't affected him so much…
He was in shock. Everything was dark – not as if was any clear at that hour.
But he needed an answer. He was already waiting for one, all red he could imagine, looking at somewhere else but him. He couldn't make him wait anymore, and so he did what he had as a motto in his entire life.
It was time to improvisate, after all.
"Dude, if you want sex you don't even need to ask!"
Atsushi had no immediate response. In fact, he just froze over his feet, unable to even move after that unexpected phrase.
"What's all that 'courteous bullshit' huuuh?" – Osomatsu continued his rant, not caring at all about how idiotic the situation was already – "You believe something like that's gonna work!? Dude, m' sorry but being that old-fashioned doesn't work, it's the new century! You know how the song goes; being courteous doesn't make you less horny. Be more direct!"
"To—no, what?" – Atsushi looked quite confused, and who couldn't be? What kind of answer to a goddamn love confession was that!?
"Instead of losing your time, do it like this." - And so he took Atsushi's hand, now cold and clammy, and stuck it inside his jeans; just right over the bulge, still over his boxers. The cold sensation Atsushi's hand emanated made his dick twitch a bit, he couldn't help to notice. It felt kind of good, like when freezing your boxers and using them while cold. But as he moved a bit Atsushi's hand for getting more of that sensation, the other surprisingly lifted up his chin for a rough kiss.
Lips over lips, Atsushi seemed passionate. Furious. He couldn't even look at his eyes anymore. Being a bit out of air, Osomatsu opened a bit his mouth to instantly be invaded by the others tongue, which, in the heat, seemed to meld with his. He couldn't even know if he was doing it alright or not, as his pillow was not as active, nor Ichimatsu was that pleasant with that rough tongue of his. But this felt like silk, and the coffee scent made it delicious, even if teeth clashed and the overall inexperience of his. It was even better with that cold hand over his dick, the delightful ministrations made him feel he was into sex heaven.
He embraced tightly the taller man for some seconds, to then push him up, gasping a bit for air.
"Whoa, what—what was that!?"
"Didn't you say you want it rough?"
Fuck.
It seemed that he woke up something unexpected in the other male. A gaze difficult to return, a face he would've never expected to see in someone else, directed to him. To not him, but him anyways.
Fuck.
This was his opportunity.
"… What about you show me somewhere else? I can teach you more." An index finger pointing slightly the others chin and a flushed smile learnt from his best girlfriends should give Atsushi the right idea. And, as always, he was right. The slight grab on his dick confirmed it so.
'This is for your sake, and it's also your fault, Todomatsu!' This was a risk he was more than pleased to take.
And he had to make it faster before Atsushi's shyness could reappear. He had some fantasies to recreate.
...
It had been difficult to convince him, but Osomatsu finally was able to get his now-for-real lover to a cheap love hotel he was always eyeing for a possible fuck someday. It was pretty ok for his low standards, a nice hour/price rate, clean looking even if a little bland, room all white and little furniture more than the big bed.
"… Tell me why we are here again, Todomatsu?"
"Dildo expending machines, of course!" – he laughed, walking to them, dancing a bit on his steps and leaving the manager unable to even begin to suspect what the fuck had actually happened that day. He was getting carried away at the thrill of his possible first time, being given by someone who was not just a pretty ok guy, but actually Todomatsu's boyfriend who offered him the first day of his life in silver plate. Fuck Totty, he didn't even tell them he had a bf, or that he had already been debauched by a girl. He had all the rights to do that!
Revenge? Where? He was just going to regulate their delicate balance as the situation just came to him, without actually doing anything but talking with an idiot guy who gave him a pass to real maturity only because being part of a pack. Maybe he was not the first but he would never be the last.
Osomatsu already loved the big boy, which was also a truth. He had known him so little hours, and twenty minutes ago while walking to the love hotel he peppered his chubby cheeks with light kisses and flowery sweet words that made him laugh. So much laughs, he couldn't understand all that love he was showered on. If Atsushi were a girl would he had to do that? That was kind of a scary thought, and he was very glad that his girlfriends were unable to talk to him when on the TV.
Love was strange.
It seemed that all that thinking took him quite a while, as Atsushi came behind him and embraced his side. "Are those dildos that good it's taking you that much to decide, Totty?" – A hand went under his hoodie and shirt, palming his skin. Osomatsu shuddered a bit, nervous after being removed of that line of thoughts. He followed his instincts, and sent two of the three dildos to fly away somewhere in that room, showing the other man the one that was the only winner of that unfair competence.
"Oh, a prostate massager. Those are quite nice, but it takes me a while for the magic to work. Do you know how to use them?" – He took it from his hand and then kissed his forehead – "Rossa Rouge vibrator, good choice"
"… Uh, yeah, about that, I've seen this kind, but I've never tried them." – What a lie, he screamed internally, he didn't even knew there were more than loopy coloured dildos on the machines! Anyways, thinking back on when he had it on his hand, it had a nice texture and colour, grainy, but soft at the touch.
"Wanna try it?"
"Me? I was thinking that you were going to-" - To do what? He screamed internally, as he wanted to quote Karamatsu and his patented "I'VE GOT NO PLAN". Maybe Atsushi would like him to bottom, and knowing how slutty and feminine Totty looked, that would've been not a surprise, he wouldn't be at fault.
But what's what he wanted to do? His ass was at stake, and…
"… Do you really want to do this?"
… And actually that didn't sound so bad, because it meant he hadn't got to do that much. He was a man of convictions, and as lazy and slow he was he was not that stupid (but yes, he is).
After some seconds of consideration, he snatched the vibrator from the other's hands, with a cheeky laugh waving it in his face. "I already said I had to teach you some things, but if you wanna exchange some info I'm all yours!" – He exclaimed, to then jump on the other's arms and smooch his lips, getting one of his hands to open the first buttons of his smock and rub the vibrator in the soft neck and chest skin. He didn't even know how he looked into Atsushi's eyes, but the reflection his eyes did claimed for his skin.
"Huh, how cheeky" – Atsushi smiled, his half-lidden eyes looking hungry and very amused. It was gonna be a nice night.
…
He briefly explained to Osomatsu what he needed to do, that he needed to clean up his ass for firsts, as the first time using those kinda toys without any experience induced to very probable shitty surprises, and also that he was clean (though Osomatsu couldn't understand why he asked him for if he wanted a condom even if he assured how clean he was, he didn't even care about that). When finishing the task – which he found a bit disgusting but hey! It didn't take so long – and taking a fast shower, hoping for his own kind of surprise, the red matsu was a bit disappointed when he got out the bad and didn't find Atsushi naked, just him toying with his own cellphone. He pouted a bit, and it was noticed very fast, as he was assured many, many times on how little it will took him to take a shower, and that he was not nervous or anything, really. Osomatsu understood, it wasn't as he was nervous, too. Yeah, he wouldn't. Of course.
And he tried to prove it, oh boy he did. When the taller man came out the bathroom, well guarded in his white bathrobe and with a blue basin in his hands, found Osomatsu sitting on the bed, bathrobe opened enough to show the upper half of his body, hands giving attention to his milky nipples.
"Needed a head start " – he claimed, only to be pushed to the bed by his lover, who opened completely the teasing little clothing had on, letting the slightly pudgy stomach to see the light.
"Huh, I always figured you as someone a bit leaner, you know."
"The hoodie hid this well enough, then" – the accused smiled brightly, rubbing his nose. Atsushi kissed it thoroughly, fondling it a bit, doing little massages over the flesh.
"You shouldn't hid it, it's really cute" – Then he started again with the kisses, even licking his bellybutton – something he was sure that the real Totty would've exploded in a feat of high pressure. Giggles from the red matsu didn't wait to gurgle out his throat, this time more in an involuntary way, as he wasn't even sure if they were born from nervousness or thanks to the other's ministrations. Atsushi stood out a bit, now fondling his navel, the short pubes he had in his happy trail, to kiss him roughly, time in which Osomatsu got the chance to open his bathrobe too.
Atsushi was out of what he had expected, as he just imagined him being the owner of an average salaryman body. He was more alike to the guys on the porn mags he had stashed somewhere in his house, and damn if that thought didn't made him flush red. "Sweet body dude" – He showed him a thumbs up.
"Thanks" – the manager snorted. Then, he stopped his touches to stand up and go to the little nightstand, searching for something that was out of Osomatsu's sight.
"You gonna leave me here?"
"Didn't you want to try the vibrator?" – He moved up, to show some lube and the vib again. Sitting again at Osomatsu's left side; Atsushi splashed some lube on his hands, to then warm it up.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot." – A pause, and then a stutter. "Do I need to sprawl up or…?"
"Shit, I forgot! A-ah" – he seemed to remember that his hands were covered in a big blob of lube, looking a bit white on the face already. This entertained the red matsu more than what he expected. "Put some cushions below your ass, you'll need to get it up so this will be easier"
Osomatsu shuffled a bit to adjust himself, knees on the air when he was ready. The lube sensation on his pucker, even if it was not as cold as he was accustomed with the one in his house, made a cold feeling travel up his back to his head, even more when he felt a fingertip on. He froze over; hands at his side and face feeling blue. It was too late to have cold feet over it, right…?
"Don't be scared, try to free your mind from those thoughts" – He gave his dick a slight rub, the other hand still opening his asshole. – "God, Todomatsu, you are so tight… "
"R-rub my dick a bit more… maybe that's what I need…"
"Charming. Ok, but not so much, you'll see why." – With some little feathery movements at his length, Atsushi managed to squeeze another finger inside him, only to stop the rubs over the penis when it started to glob the first sightings of precum. – "Heh, y-you have a beauty mark near your asshole"
"Really?" – Good info for the future, he guessed.
The expectation was eating Osomatsu alive, as he was able to even see how some lube line united his ass with those nice, nice fingers, when he got them outta there. He listened a slight 'Ready?' from somewhere, but he was unable to answer when he actually felt it, vibrating alongside his cock. Oohhh damn, a long moan fell out from his mouth, he couldn't stop it nor would he want to. But he did not want to cum that son, and he knew how near he was. "I-I'm ready now…"
Now it was his turn to wave it, moving it over his legs, to end at his cock, balls and asshole. What a tease, a delicious tease.
"Spread your legs a bit more… yes, that's good." – a smile better than a sunrise came up from him, and yes, oh, there it was, oh how thick it was. In and out, and then in again.
"Aaaah, god—t-this is amazinggg" – the matsu screamed, already grabbing the pillow he had on his head, clawing it with gusto.
"And you haven't even started, believe me." – he couldn't see his face, as he had his eyes closed in that moment, but that was not for long, as a soft 'whrrrr' made his body bounce a bit and feel sweat coming from his pores as if he was burning, burning.
"M-m-mmm" – Yes, a shock was already feeling light burst all over his body, better than every other time he had masturbated, better than trying his own fingers. He felt Atsushi hands over his navel again, a bit wet from the remaining lube, playing with the little hairs there, teasing his cock. It was enough to make him come once, painting his stomach white.
"Fffuccckkk!"
And the sensation continued, never leaving even though he felt really tired. He opened his eyes after the blinding whiteness, to see Atsushi flushed, palming himself, very near his face. His dick looked purple of how erect it was, shining and looking amazing.
Osomatsu couldn't stand with the prostate massager still vibrating on him, but he could stir a hand up to touch his fool friend and newest lover, he was a lazy fuck but he could not deny to do something about the others state.
"W-will you let me touch it?" – He said, but he already had a hand on its head, rubbing slightly.
"A-aahh… d-damn it, your hand feels so cold…" – He got his penis even more closer to him – "Try to suck on it"
And he had to move a bit, getting a bit uncomfortable with his new position, but damn, he wanted to try. He couldn't get the entire cock on his mouth, he was not accustomed to the salty taste nor the thickness of it, but he could let it rest on his tongue for a while, lapping it while he could, trying to please him in between the powerful sensations coming up from inside him, until a second – now dry – orgasm came out.
Atsushi was still palming himself, body spasms and moans saying how close he also was.
"C-come on, open your mouth and show me y-your tongue"
In between moans, he did, to then receive a hot load, uncontrollable, splattering white on his forehead and nose, but most of it on his tongue, where with a little pressure and a pungent smell managed to get a second dry orgasm , this time rendering him unable to even flex his knees.
Also tired, Atsushi took the vib remote control to zero again, to then sprawl against the guy for a while, lapping the come of his face and mouth, which Osomatsu maintained as he was tired enough to even begin to swallow all of that.
A blink later, he had his hair combed slightly by the other's man hand, lovingly. Also, he felt a warm towel on his back. He wondered how many minutes he slept.
"Arrr- uh alright?" – his voice was still hoarse after his screams and whines, and he was already making in his mind a story of a one-day cold for his brothers to believe later.
"Amazing, really" – And he looked it so, as he had never been so happy.
"W—something else?" – Osomatsu only garbled, still recovering a bit his voice.
"… I-I was thinking to make you suck it; only if you felt like it of course… anal sex after so many orgasms can be more unpleasant than anything, really."
"Wanna try it in me now?"
"Y-you really feel up to it!?" – now he would have wanted a photograph of that face.
"Haha, you would never know how much energy a Matsuno like me has!" – He gave him a shuddering thumbs up.
Atsushi smiled, let the warm cloth on the basin again, and then went after him, over him, groping him all over, sticking his body with the others, close very close. "Your laugh makes me want to kiss you all over…" – then he started probing his asshole all over again, doing small circle movements, lube again making slight 'splch' noises. – "And I do want to kiss you in other parts all over again, in places that will make you laugh even more"
"Well, w-what are you expecting?" – with some of the little strength he still had on his shuddering body and a husky voice, Osomatsu straddled Atsushi, careful to leave his ass in the air, with the other's fingers still in there. "For me to do this?" - He said, with his mouth already lapping and nipping the others nipple, both hands grapping the well toned back, moving, scratching, and his dick bouncing a bit with his lower body movements.
The thrusts made by the well trimmed fingers were getting more frantic as he lost control, and Osomatsu started to make slight sounds against Atsushi's chest; where the taller man swallows them whole, getting him to kiss him deep, exploring every little corner of the other's mouth. By then they were again side by side in the bed, Atsushi already placing his lover's leg over his shoulder, for better access. A gulp made him slow his motion and open a bit more his legs, he did it so the fake Totty could see every movement, to see how his penis adjusted home, the hair there giving him an amazing sensation already.
"Fuck me alreadyyyy…"
And after applying a bit more of lube over it, he pressed his cock on his ass. Pushing slightly as first, feeling the tight sensation envelope it... god, how good it felt.
"G-godd, shit, fuckkk…" – a litany of expletives jumped out Osomatsu's throat, screaming as the white bursts came strongly in his body. Grunting, crying, laughing, he pleaded for more. More.
Atsushi grabbed his cock and one of his tits, grabbing ever so strongly and pumping him with no reservation. He also moaned, bodies bouncing in tandem, rolling his hips.
He was dying to come, and Osomatsu let him, him having no more to come as his dick was only half erect, considering how many times he did actually come, but feeling equally pleased to feel the throbs inside him.
"Totty, I-I love you s-so mmmuuchh"
His promise complete, he did laugh every moment of their night together.
He woke up again to only find Atsushi making faces to his cellphone, seemingly angry, walking all over the room. A white noise on his ears rendered him unable to see what he was saying, but it went down when ore time passed, enough to be almost away when his lover came up to him, sitting at his side.
"Totty, I need to go, the damn fuckers at my job decided that tomorrow I must get them some documents, as someone fucked up with data and now we need it for Monday complete again. I'm very, very sorry, but if you want you can sleep here for two hour more. I can leave you my wristwatch, if you want."
Had he been able to talk against it, he would've said that he only needed 20 minutes and he would've alright again. But Atsushi was already calling a radio taxi, and a nice, long and deep kiss with some money on the nightstand.
"Let's do this again sometime, ok?"
"Heh, I hoope"
And so, as the cheap bastard he was he kept the money, deciding to walk home, getting the prostrate massager hidden in his hoodie pocket as a trophy for that night, side by side with his cigarettes.
-o-o-o-o-
"Aaand so I felt like I wouldn't be able to sit in the train so I walked home. T'was a really long walk home!" – He laughed a bit – "I thought on some moment, applying ointment in my ass, 'Huh, this is why Totty didn't tell us. Fucking shit makes your asshole scream'. Karamatsu found me on the porch and sent me to sleep. Then some time later he asked me what I did, I told him and now we are all here"
Impressed was not a word Todomatsu would use for that single moment. Murderous maybe, now that sounded better. But all that story, not just revealed how much of a idiotic brother Osomatsu could be, but that Atsushi itself – who was his friend, no doubts about that, the one that not only had a crush on him without himself noticing it – was clearly more of an idiot than his oldest brother.
What. A. Feat.
Hearing more would be masochism, he was sure, but…
There was more to this story than just that.
"Ah, goddammit, how fucking stupid can you be…" – he said on a sigh while grabbing his beanie roughly with both hands, enough for being practically inaudible.
"Hhhow much of a fucking stupid idiot are you, Osomatsu-niisan? He was confessing to you, confessing. He was not trying to get you wet!" – Choromatsu squirmed on his place, anger winning against queasiness, splattering words as if they were acid on his mouth. – "He meant 'be his first', not 'be on his dick'!"
"… You think so?" – Osomatsu looked bewildered, Choromatsu had already told him so but for him it was seriously an outraging thought. Totally incredible.
"You're the only person I know who is oblivious enough for that kinda shit even though always being horny. Also, what kind of idiot offers his body just because you were taking Todomatsu's place!?"
"Love is something you can't just deny as that, dearest buraza"
"… Hmmm, so that was it, huh?" – Osomatsu really had no shame, he looked as if had only realized that fact. - "Well, so if he was not yours by now… then be glad Totty, I just checked the goods before you to make it sure nothing happened when you decide to do him someday" – he finalized with a candent smile.
And those were his last words for a while, as he was beaten to almost death by Todomatsu.
It was going to be a long night, it seemed. And Todomatsu couldn't help to hope a giant truck crushed into their house in some moment of the night before this nightmare ended.
He drank two beers before continuing, because fuck it all, who would care at this point? Not him.
"Who's the next?"
Karamatsu would have pissed himself if he already hadn't a while before.
"A-ah, it's mine…"
Had lots of fun writing this one. Seriously, Osomatsu is pure garbage. I love him so much.
I uh... its maybe the first time I write sexy times like this, so if you see mistakes its because that and no beta.
Let's talk one of this days, if you liked it please tell me!