I'm back with your next chapter of enjoyment, so enjoy it!
Diablo: Wait just a second!
Me: What are you doing here!? You aren't even suppose to be here!
Diablo: Si, but why am I not in this story? I'd make a better antagonist than that one you got!
Me: Um, if you'd look back to the last story, you'd see you aren't going to be attacking until it is close to time for DB to leave. Also, I'm not going to just sprint ahead to that time since I don't want my audience to just wonder about what happened in between that time.
Diablo: Siii. We wouldn't want them to strain that little bunch of nerves they try to pass for a brain too much, would we? *he rolls his eyes*
Me: Look, I need to get this chapter going. But, if it would make you feel any better, you can co-host this thing with me, deal?
Diablo: Fine. Enjoy, you imbeciles.
Me: Ignore his insults.
DB had his things packed and walked out to the courtyard where everyone was waiting for him. He walked up first to Shifu. "Are you ready for this journey?"
"Yes. I'm as ready as ever."
"You know that there is a possibility of you not returning."
"I do. But, I'll return. I've got too much to come back to." He smiled warmly at Shifu, who smiled back.
Next was Wan, who imediately wrapped her arms around his neck. "Are you sure you have to do this on your own? I can't come along to help?"
"I'm positive. I promise that I'll be back."
The two looked each other in the eyes and slowly moved their lips closer. Unfortunately, the moment was interupted by a certain bug, "Can't you two go more than a minute in close proximaty without kissing!?" (A/N: Diablo: Too funny Mantis. Me: Sorry about him guys.) Mantis recieved a smack to the back of the head from Viper. "WHAT!?"
DB and Wan sighed as they rested their foreheads on each others. "He's the only one able to ruin a romantic moment so easily."
"Agreed." The two shared a kiss. "At least now I know you'll come back, since you promised it."
The two released and he was saying his goodbyes to Matthew. "Well, have fun out there doing various missions."
"Ya. They sure sound fun." DB rolled his eyes with sarcasm in his voice and a smile on his face. "Just make sure you don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone."
"no promises."
"Of course not." DB walked up to Po. "Make sure you eat some extra noodles for me, okay Po?"
"Sure thing." Po gave him a thumbs up, and DB just chuckled. "Good luck!"
"Thank you."
Next up was Tigress. "Be careful out there. I know you don't like people looking through your stuff, but I read some of the things on the list. They all seem very dangerous."
"i'll make it through. I'm a ninja for crying out loud!" Tigress smirked slightly and shook her head. DB was next wrapped into a hug by Viper, who quickly released. "I'm gonna miss you too."
"Just make sure you come back for Wan, okay?"
"I will." He looked towards Wan and smiled slightly. "Nothing could keep me away." He then turned to Crane. "See ya later."
"Just be safe." He next walked up to Mantis and Monkey.
"If you two are gonna say anything inapprpriate, I'm gonna smack you both into next week." They both closed their open mouths. (A/N: Diablo: Come on! Let them say it! Me: DIABLO! Sorry people.) "You two are just too predictable." DB held out his hand, and Monkey shook it, only to recieve a small shock. DB smirked and showed him a joybuzzer. "Had Informant bring it for me. It's a joybuzzer." DB then smashed it in his hand. "Now, it's just a piece of worthlessness." It was now the Wu sister's turn.
"Be careful. You are still like my brother. A slightly annoying brother, but a brother, none the less."
"Thank you, Su. I'll be careful. Everyone says the same thing."
"We just want you to be safe."
"I know. I'll be safe and I'll be back faster than you can sing the first verse of 'Life is a Rock'. You can find it in my filing cabinet in my room." (A/N: Diablo: Is he talking about it in the regular speed, or what? Me: DIABLO! You can't just interupt at any point you want! You have to interupt when you have something important to say to the audience. Also, yes he's talking about it in it's regular speed. Diablo: It would take a while just to be able to get yourself to keep up with it. Me: Just shut up and let us get back to the story. Again, sorry about him.) The Wu sisters nodded. DB then walked to Informant, who hugged him. "You gonna take notes on everything that happens for me, right?"
"Yes, sir. No matter how insignificant it seems, I will rwrite it down, sir!" Informant saluted like he was in the army.
DB took this oppurtunity. "Drop and give me fifty!"
"One or two armed, sir?"
"One finger!"
"YES, SIR!" Informant dropped and started to do push-ups with only one finger.
DB smirked and climbed onto Informant's back, as he did the push-ups. "Alright, here is the key to my secret compartment, which is under my filing cabinet." He handed the key to Wan. "Put that in your mask. It's the last plase anyone would look." Wan nodded as she dropped it in there. "Only go there if it is absolutely nessecary, which is why I gave it to Wan. I made sure that my secret box is in a different location, just so no one would be able to get it. Also, you have free roam to look in my filing cabinet. But, I would prefer you only look there if you have to and that if you do look in it, you put everything back the way it was. If you don't you'll have to be my sparring partner for the rest of the time I'm here. And, I won't hold back, no matter who it is." He had an evil smirk on his face, so everyone knew he was serious. "I believe that's everything. I'll be back as soon as I can." He jumped off of Informant. Wan gave him a quick kiss on the cheek be fore he went out the gateway. He stopped and jumped up, and while in the air, he put some wheels on his feet like roller skates. He landed on the flat concrete next to the steps and rolled down the steps.
Everyone was watching him. Everyone except Informant, who was busy doing push-ups and writing down on a piece of paper. It read,
"Minute one, everyone looking where you just left, while I'm still doing push-ups and writing down my observations."
He finally got done and stood up, while writing on the paper. "We should probably get something to eat." Wan had finally broke the silence with a sad tone. No one spoke as they left towards the kitchen, but Informant was still writing.
With DB
He was still 'roller skating' through the forest. He took out the scroll and began to read it. "The first part of your journey begins with finding the top of the world, without proper attire for the time or..." He trailed off as he continued reading. "Alright. Part of the test. Might as well do it. First, find a mountain. Better yet, the highest mountain in the world. Not too far away." He then opened a portal and rolled through it.
Jade Palace
The group was slowly eating their noodles and Informant was still writing. "Are you writing everything that happens?" Viper looked at Informant very curiously.
He simply said, "'... everything that happens?' with curiosity. Yes, I am. I'm even writing down what I do." He never stopped writing.
"I think you're going to where a hole in the table with how much you're writing." Mantis let out a chuckle at his joke, but soon stopped when no one else was laughing.
"Informant. I don't think he literally meant to write absolutely everything down."
"He said to write down everything, no matter how small I think it is."
"I shall be down in the valley if you need me." Shifu got up from the table.
"'...need me.' then left." Everyone goraned towards Informant. "All groaned because they believe I'm taking you too literally."
With DB
He fell face first at the base of a mountain. "Made it to Mount Everest. Now, to climb it." He took off his wheels. He then looked around to see he was the only one. He sighed before continuing.
In the valley
(A/N: Diablo: Sorry about the author's need of jumping back and forth. Me: DIABLO! I think they nderstand me doing this! There is no need to apologize for it, however. I apologize for Diablo's actions.) Shifu was walking calmly through the streets, with his staff held behind his back. He heard a scream from a few blocks away. He quickly ran to where he heard it. When he got there, he seen another group of wolves attacking some creature in the middle, that was screaming, "HELP! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!"
Shifu rushed in and hit a few with the staff. They all turned their attention to the red panda, who assumed a fighting position. "You were foolish to attack someone in this valley."
"GET 'EM!" the wolves all charged. Shifu used his staff to begin smacking the wolves away. The first few were quickly knocked unconcious.
He was knocking some out with each swing of his staff. He pinned one by the throat against a building. "You will all leave this valley and never return, got it!?"
"Got it." The wolf smirked as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke and Shifu's staff tapped the building. He turned around to see the others had also vanished. He then turned his attention to who they were attacking. He went up and knelt beside them. "Excuse me? Miss? Are you alright?"
The woman looked up, revealing she was a raccoon, around Shifu's age and very beautiful for her age. "Yes. I think so. Thank you for saving me from those wolves. What is you name?"
Shifu's mouth gaped for a little bit before he shook himself to his senses. He cleared his throat. "I-I'm Master Shifu. The Grandmaster of the Jade Palace."
"Oh. It's very nice to meet you. My name is Ming-Shi. But, you may call me Ming."
"Do you have a place to stay, Ming?"
"No. I was just passing through."
"Well, perhaps you should stay at the Jade Palace. At least for a little while."
"That is very kind of you, but I'm not sure."
"I't would be no trouble. We have plenty of spare bedrooms for you to stay in."
"Alright." The two walked up to the Jade Palace, talking all the way.
Me: Well, there's that chapter. Again, sorry about all those interuptions that Diablo made.
Diablo: I'm a co-host, so I should be able to interupt as I please, especially since you didn't have me in this story.
*I begin rubbing my forehead* Me: Look. I had you be a co-host because you weren't in the story and were whining like a baby! I'll give you another chance for the next chapter, but if you keep interupting, You'll stop being my co-host, got it!?"
Diablo: Si. Review you stupid readers.
Me: DIABLO! If you continue to insult the readers, I'll also kick you off of the hosting team.
Diablo: But, it's just to easy. I mean, look at that one! he looks completely hideous!
Me: DIABLO! JUST SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU REVIEW!
*Diablo begins laughing* Diablo: I got him angry.