A/N: Yay for the fluffehness that is Sajin Komamura. It's something every animal fears: a visit to the vet.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH YA BUNCH OF- Nevermind. *runs away*

Retsu Unohana strolled toward the 7th Division barracks, her naturally calm demeanor now creased with exasperation. She rapped sharply on the Captain's quarters and a muffled "Yes?" was heard from inside.

"Captain Komamura! Did you forget what day this was?" Unohana called.

Komamura sat at his desk in stunned silence before a sinking feeling of dread overcame him. "Oh no... Yes, yes I did!" he muttered, raising his voice so Unohana could hear him at the end.

"Then come out and come with me."

"No thanks."

"Captain Komamura."

"Yes?"

"You have to come."

"No I don't."

"I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter."

"Yes I do."

"Captain, this is no time to be playing games."

"I'm not playing games. I just don't want to leave."

"Very well." With that, Unohana left to look for reinforcements. Komamura's sharp ears heard her footsteps fade, and he sighed in relief.

Unohana, however, had gone to the 11th Division barracks and rapped on the Captain's quarters, same as at the 7th Division. The door was pulled open by a grinning Yachiru, who exclaimed, "Re-chan!" causing Kenpachi to look up from what he was doing.

"Captain Zaraki, I need your strongest fighting force."

"Why?"

"Captain Komamura refuses to come out of his barracks."

"Why should I care?"

"Do you honestly want a flea infested Seireitei?"

"...No."

"Exactly. Now give me your strongest fighting force."

"Fine. Ikkaku! Yumichika!" Kenpachi bellowed for his 3rd and 5th seats, who showed up right away.

"Captain?"

"Go with her." Kenpachi gestured at Unohana, who turned heel and left.

Exchanging puzzled looks, Yumichika and Ikkaku followed Unohana towards the 7th Division barracks.

Upon arriving at the 7th Division barracks, the two men looked on in shocked silence at the few people who had gathered in front of the Captain's quarters. When they spotted Unohana, they all made a path to the door, which had been barricaded from the inside and outside with wooden planks.

"Captain Komamura! You need to come out!" Unohana called through the door.

"No!" Komamura was in a corner, battle ready, with Tenken unsheathed.

"Uhh... Captain Unohana, what's this about?" Ikkaku hesitantly asked.

"It's vet day for Captain Komamura," Unohana hastily replied. "Now break down the door."

"Okay." Ikkaku and Yumichika drew their Zanpaktous and proceeded to slash the door. The wooden planks, both inside and out (they had practically murdered the door), fell off cleanly and Unohana stepped inside the room.

"Captain Komamura, you must come," Unohana ordered.

"No."

"As I told you before, you have no choice in the matter." Unohana drew a small tranquilizer dart from her clothing and threw it at Komamura, successfully embedding the dart in his neck.

"Wha...?" Komamura soon passed out as the effects of the dart settled in. In unison, Ikkaku and Yumichika felt shudders travel down their spines. Retsu Unohana could be scary.

"I'll need help to get him to the 4th Division." Unohana, turned to the people that had gathered and smiled, making a whole rush of burly men enter the room. yes, Unohana could be truly scary.

A/N: Please review and maybe give me some new ideas for future chapters!