Oooh... only 1 review... aw well. This is still great!!

Also, all the scenes and pretty short, but pretty funny! This is really something best read in 2-5 scene chunks.

RER!

Also, there is some italics in this story that aren't Meart. They're singing. I think you'll be able to figure out when it's singing and when it's not.

ACT 1, SCENE 1:

SKIP THE POINTLESS DIALOUGE!

Carlotta: Think of me! Think of me!..

(Curtain falls down, almost hitting Carlotta and swinging past her into Christine and kills Christine)

Phantom: Oops, wrong rope...

Firman: Well, this is kind of a bummer...

Emof: MWA HA HA! FEAR MY POWER!

Meart: psst! Emof! What are you doing in there? Your not in the movie!

Emof: Sssh! There's a rehearsal going on!

(Meart rolls eyes)

Andre: BRING IN THE LOOK-A-LIKES!

(Several auditions later...)

Carlotta: Think-

Andre (interupting): SHUT UP YOU! WE WANT CHRISTINE!

Christine: Think of me! Think of me fondly, when we've said good-bye! Remember me, once in a while, please promise me you'll try! When you find, that once again you long, to take you're heart back and be free, if you ever find a moment spare a thought for me!

(Turns into gala)

Christine: OH MY GOSH! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT! IT SWITCHED FROM THE REHEARSAL TO THE GALA! OH MY GOSH!

Andre: Okay, after this we take her to the asylum, right?

Firman: Yep.

Meg: Christine! just keep singing!

Christine: But I can't! There are too many people!

Emof: Yeah, she probably has stage fright! Just like Meart!

Meart: No I don-

(Meart looks at audience and freezes up)

Emof: yeah, right...

Raoul: Hm... I think I know that person down there on stage... uh... hang on... I know this... oh, yeah! It's the girl who served waffles at the hotel! No, thats not it... uh... maybe that person who I dated back in 8th grade who killed my pet cabbage? No... thats not right either... uh... well, we all know there's no way it could be Christine... (Does anime happy face)

Yeah... pretty short! And don't worry, it gets funnier next time!
Next time: A skeptic, a shrine, and a river in egypt! Don't miss it!