Hey the-
Chisa:Hey! What's up with killing me off first!?
Oh uh...Chisa...Well you're gonna be a main character in the despair ark and-
Chisa:Oh yeah...can I do the Disclaimer?
Go ahead.
Chisa:Yess! EpicSkyScience does not own Danganronpa or it's characters, but he does own his Ocs!
Showtime bitches
Chisa:Watch your mouth young man
I'm 21 years old.
(Despair ark 1)
My name is...Hajime Hinata...And this is my first day at Hope's Peak, the school of ultiates. Every student that goes here is a prodigy in there talent. My talent...well, My title is the Ultimate Reaserve Course. Yeah it dosen't sound that great but there's a reason why I have it. You see I'm part of the Reserve course, which means my parents were rich enough to get me in but I'm Taletless. The only reason Ultimate is part of my tite is because once every 10 years, one reserve course student gets to become an Ultimate and they chose me...Because I'm "Friendly". Anyways I stare at the gates of Hope's Peak nervesly when I spot two guys jokeing around. One was wearing a lab coat the other had a baseball cap on.
Coat:This is the day where we are shred our punkish ways my friend. No more fighting for our lives or beating up bullies!
Cap:...If there any hot girls in our class...I'm totally gonna try and hook up with one.
Coat:Remember, think with your brain, not your dick.
Cap:Yeah yeah yeah.
I sigh as I walk passed them and head to my first class, Class-77. I take a deep breath and walk in to see a few other students in the class. I look at my watch to see if I'm early just to see that I am. I look up at my classmates to see who they are. There was a small blond girl with pigtails, a readheaded girl, a blond baby faced guy, and a shy looking girl with black hair. Sighing one more time, I go sit it a random desk.
?:You know It's very rude not to say hello!
I look up to see the redhead glaring at me. She was of course wearing the girl's school uniform consisting of a white under shirt, Brown blazer, a brown skirt and a red ribbon.
Me:Oh, uh..Sorry. I just have alot on my mind...
Redhead:Forget about it...why don't we just introduce ourselves. I'm Mahiru Koizuma, the Ultimate Photagrapher.
Me:Hajime Hinata, Ultimate Reserve Course.
Mahiru:Oh yeah...It's that year that one Reserve course student is promoted to an Ultimate.
Pigtails:So that means he's a talentless loser.
Mahiru:Hiyoko! That's mean! Apolagize now!
Hiyoko:Hmf...But it's true...
Me:Eh...I don't mind being called a talentless loser.
I look over at Hiyoko, who happened to be my desk neighbor, just to notice she's not wearing her blazer
Hiyoko:What are you looking at, Spike head!? Are wanting to know who I am or are you staring at my chest? Pervert!
Me:N-no, you're wrong! I just wanted to know your name.
Hiyoko:Saionji...Hiyoko Saionji. I'm the Ultimate Traditional Dancer. You probably wouldn't be able to tell that...stupid school doesn't let me wear Kimono. Instead I haft to wear this ugly uniform.
Me:Is that why you don't wear the ugly blazer?
Hiyoko:Yeah...wait you think it's ugly too?
Me:Yeah, I mean, they could of gone with a better shade of Brown or even A different color like green, or red , or-
Hiyoko:Black?
Me:Yeah! Black is a very stylish color.
Hiyoko:Ooooooh! I've always wanted a Black kimono but my grandma won't let me!
Baby-face:Will you two shut the fuck up! Geez you're both annoying!
Hiyoko:Hmf! I wouldn't expect a baby faced bitch like you to understand fastion!
Baby-face:You better watch your ass you little bitch! I'm Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, the Ultimate Yakuza and I could easily sell your ass to the black market.
Me:Hey! Why don't you mess with someone your own size!
He stands up and tries to look intimidating.
Fuyuhiko:You wanna go!?
I Stand up and look down at him.
Me:I said someone your own size, not someone who is taller that you.
Fuyuhiko:Are you calling me short!?
Me:I'm not calling you tall.
Hiyoko:Someone call the fire house cause that bitch just got burned!
Mahiru:Hey! No fighting you two! You're scaring Mute!
Fuyuhiko:Who the fuck is Mute!?
Mahiru:That girl over there. She hasn't said a word since she got here.
I walk over to the girl.
Me:Can you tell me your name?
Shy:...M-Mikan.
Me:Your family name?
Mikan:...Ts-Tsumiki.
Me:...Is there anything you want to tell me?
Mikan:...I think your really hot and want to make love with you.
Me:...No, we just met and you just made me lose all intrest by saying that.
?:Oh...are you my classmate?
We turn to see a girl with long blond hair. We all introduce ourselves,
Blonde:I am Sonia Nevermind, the Ultimate princess.
Me:Ultimate Princess? We live in Japan, so being a princess is pretty useless.
Sonia:Oh well...I came from a different country where there is a Monarchy.
Fuyuhiko:Yet you can speak perfect Japanese.
Sonia:Oh that is because I know 500 different launguages. I am very smart
Hiyoko:really? What's 2+2!?
Mahiru:Hiyoko! That ru-
Sonia:Uh...22.
Fuyuhiko:Plese tell me you're faking it!
Sonia:Faking what?
Hiyoko:Oh my god! She's a Dumbass!
Suddenly a woman with orange hair and wearing a blue maid dress walked in.
Maid:Hello class I am your teacher, Chisa Yukizome and...Is this really the whole class?
Mahiru:...Maby they're late?
Chisa Picks up a piece of paper off the desk.
Chisa:Hmmmm Perhaps we should go find them.
Me:Ummm...sure why not.
The fist place we go to is the science lab. On the door is a note that says "Do not disturb"
Chisa:Do not disturb! Who does this kid think he is?
She knocks on the door and a yell can be heard followed by an explosion! When the smoke cleared, A young man steped out. He was wearing a blue track suit, White goggles with green lences and a medical mask.
Chisa:Ah, You must be Sora Rikudo. I'm your teach-
Sora:Don't you know how read!? Do not disturb means do not disturb! You better be lucky I wasn't working on a stronger formula, Or else this whole school would of been gone!
Chisa:Formula? Oh right, Your the Ultimate Chemist.
Sora:That is Correct Ma'am. Now excuse me but I haft to get back to work!
Chisa:Oh not so fast! It's time for class!
Sora:It is...Egads! I must of lost track of time! just let me get into some clean cloths and I'll be right out!
He slamed the door shut and after a few minutes he came out. Like Hiyoko, he chose not to wear the blazer, instead chosing to wear a lab coat over his undershirt and he had his goggles around his neck. Two things I quickly noticed were his Shoulder lenth brown hair and his misty grey eyes.
Sora:Gareetings my fellow classmates! I hope we can be friends!
Sora then looked at Hiyoko with a confused look and started to walk around her with his hand on his chin. after playing with her hair he snapped.
Sora:Ah, I figured it out! You're Hiyoko Saionji!
Hiyoko:You know who I am?
Sora:Well of course I do. My little brother loves your dancing, He begs me to come with him everytime you have a show.
Hiyoko:So...How do you feel about my dancing?
Sora:Well...I enjoy analizing you moves. They are like a chemical reaction!
Hiyoko proudly put he hands on her hips and smiled.
Hiyoko:Well...It's good to know one of my classmates enjoys my danceing. Most people find it boring.
Me:If your dancing is a good as Sora says then I woundn't mind watching you dance.
Mahiru:Same! What about you Mikan?
After hearing her name Sora looked at Mikan and glared
Sora:I knew I smelt the stench of Rotton Oranges. How have you been Pig barf?
Hiyoko:Hehehehehehe! Pig barf!
Mahiru:Hey! That's Very rude you two! Apoligize!
Mikan:O-oh! It's o-okay. P-pig barf was my n-nickname in elementry school. I don't know why everyone called me that.
Sora:It's because every time the bullies targeted you, You would squeal like a pig and then barf.
Me:Ewww.
Hiyoko:I agree with that statement.
Chisa:We still need to find the other students.
She looks at the paper.
Chisa:Hmmmm...It says here the next student on our list enjoys going to the bathroom.
Hiyoko:Alright, lets go her.
Chisa:The student is a male.
Hiyoko:Nevermind, I don't want to see any weeners!
(Time skip)
Hiyoko:I said I don't want to see any weeners!
Chisa:Oh come on! Don't you want meet your classmates?
Hiyoko:Ok fine...But can you let go of my wrist please?
Chisa:Well since you said Please...
She let go of Hiyoko wrist...and Hiyoko made a dash to the other direction.
Hiyoko:Later Dumbass!
As she passes by me, I grab her wrist...and we both fell.
Mahiru:Wawawawawawa!
Fuyuhiko:Wha...
Sora:Huh...Neat.
Chisa:Th-that is not allowed is a school enviroment!
I open my eyes to see what everyone is yelling about just to see Hiyoko under me, Blushing.
Me:H-Hiyoko! I'm sorry!
Hiyoko:G-get off me you pervert!
I quickly get off her and help her up. She then quickly turned away from me.
Chisa:Well lets go meet the student.
Hiyoko:I-I'm still not going in the men's bathroom!
Me:I'll stay here with her just in case she tries another escape attempt.
Sora:Alright, just don't do anything risky with her! You're still in high school.
He winks at me and walks into the bathroom.
Me:What is wrong with him?
Mikan:D-don't worry about him. H-he's always been like that.
When everyone left I leaned agenst the wall.
Hiyoko:You know...you're going to haft to do something for me since you fell on me?
Me:Hmmmm...how about I get you a bag of gummy bears at lunch?
She imidetly turned to me and her eyes lite up.
Hiyoko:Yes! That will work! I love gummy bears!...But how did you know I love them?
Me:Lucky guess. Well that and you look like a girl I met when I was little. She actually told me her favorite snack was Gummy bears.
Hiyoko:Do you...Do you like gummy bears?
Me:I do enjoy gummy bears, but I enjoy Mochi more.
Hiyoko:Stop talking about food! You making me hungry!
We shared a laugh until we heard an explosion. we turn to see everyone run out of the bathroom, gasping for air.
Sora:By Newton's Law! Nekomaru, your ass Can be considered a Bio-weapon!
Mahiru:Can Someone help me carry Mikan? she fainted!
Fuyuhiko:Help yourself!
Suddenly a large muscular man walked out of the bathroom. Judging by the fact that he was in there...he must be Nekomaru.
Nekomaru:Ah! That was a good shit!
Hiyoko:...I'm not hungry anymore...
Nekomaru:I'm Nekomaru Nidai, The Ultimate Team Manager. LET'S DO THIS SHIT!
The next place we went to was the caferteria. In the kitchen I see a short chubby guy.
Chisa:Is says here is name is Teruteru Hanamura, He is the Ultimate cook
Teruteru:I prefere Ultimate Chef and...Well hello ladies! Would you like a meat dish. My sausage is to die for.
Hiyoko:I'm into taller guys.
Mahiru:I'm have my eye on a girl right now.
Sonia:Hello
Mikan:H-hi.
Teruteru:...Why did the guy with the big breast say hi?
Sora:Uh...that's a girl.
Teruteru:Really!?...Eh Doesn't matter. Male, Female, I'm flexable.
Chisa:Young man...Don't you know how to treat a lady?
Teruteru:...Hey...A snake bit my **** Will you suck the venom out?
Chisa hog ties Teruteru and hangs him up.
Teruteru:...Is it bad that I'm enjoying this waaaaay to mutch
Chisa:Yes...now I'm going to need you help to get the next student. Akane Owari, the Ultimate Athlete.
(time skip)
Sora's pov
Mahiru:So let me this straight...the plan is that Teruteru will use his cooked meat to attract this Akane girl, and Nekomaru, Hajime, and Hiyoko will tie her up?
Me:yup
Mahiru:Man, our teacher comes up with the dumbest plans!
Me:That's pretty rude, Sunshine.
Mahiru:Sunshine? Why did you call me that?
Me:Well...You have been in a bad mood since I met you...
Mahiru:No I haven't!
Me:I can see it in your eyes. So what's wrong sunshine?
Mahiru:My...Eyes?
Me:The human eyes can show so much emotion. Even without you knowing it, your eyes are your greatest streanth and weakness.
Mahiru:Geez you sound like the Ultimate Philosipher. If you didn't have the goggles and lab coat I would of sworn that was your talent. Why do you wear those anyways?
Me:The lab coat was accualy a gift from my dad. When he found out I was accepted into Hope's peak he went out and bought me this. As for the goggles, I wear them not only to keep chemicals out of my eyes, but they help me with my reasearch on Amourous Pheromones.
Mahiru:I have no Idea what that means.
Me:Amourous Pheromones are chemicals that the brain releases when someone is looking at someone or something they love. Me and my friend made these goggles so I can see them.
I put my goggles over my eyes and look over at Hiyoko and Hajime. They are talking to eachother and I noticed pink smoke coming out of them.
Me:Hmmmmmmm...This is intesting.
Mahiru:What is Inter-
Nekomaru:Now!
Akane:What the fuck let me go!
We turn to see Nekomaru, Hiyoko, and Hajime Pinning A tan skinned girl with big breast to a cross. I walk over to them and pull my goggles down to my neck.
Me:Gareeting Akane! My name is Sora Rikudo, the Ultimate Chemist!
Akane:Can I call you Chem?
Me:Call me that again, and I'll poison your food..Kiding! But seriously, don't call me Chem. It just sounds stupid
Akane:But you said your name is Sora Rikudo the Ultimate Chemist.
Me:Did...Did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
Chisa:We still need to find the other students! So forget about Akane's low IQ!
Me:Ok...who's next?
Chisa:Kazuichi Souda, The Ultimate Mechanic.
Me:Oh I know where he is.
(time skip)
Hajime's POV
We all followed Sora to a giant machine.
Sora:Hey Kaz! Get down here! It's time for class!
Suddenly a Pink haired teen jumped down from the machine. He adjusted his baseball cap before looking at Sora.
Kazuichi:Is it really that time? Man I got caught up on building Monstro here that I lost track of time.
He then looked at Sonia and ran up to her.
Kazuichi:Hey there sexy my name is Kazuichi! What's yours?!
Sonia:I'm Sonia Nevermind...You kinda smell bad.
Kazuichi:Your probably smelling the oil.
Sora:Kaz! Didn't I tell you not to think with your dick!?
Kazuichi:Yeah yeah yeah...Hmmm?
He started to stare at Hiyoko.
Kazuichi:Is that her?
Sora:Yeah, go talk to her man.
Kazuichi walked up to Hiyoko nervously
Kazuichi:H-hey.
Hiyoko:Don't tell me you're going to hit on me too. Cause you look like a monkey and smell like grease.
Kazuichi:What? No, that's not it! I'm Just nervous to finaly meet my cousin.
Hiyoko:Wait...I don't have a cousin...Do I?
Kazuichi Pulled out a picture and showed it to her.
Hiyoko:Hey...that's my dad...but who is that lady?
Kazuichi:This is a picture of my mom and Uncle.
Hiyoko:Ah great! I'm realated to a grease monkey!
Sonia:Hiyoko, Hajime, Kazuechi! said the next student is the Ultimate breeder, Gundham Tanaka. So come on!
Kazuichi:Yes lady Sonia!
The three of us ran to catch up with everyone while talking on the way.
Me:So, Kazuichi...How do you and Sora know each other?
Kazuichi:Well...me and Sora have known each other since Elementry school, though we didn't become friends until middle school. He's my basicly my best friend...well, he's my only friend.
Hiyoko:You only gave one friend? Ha! Loser!
Me:How many friends do you have?
Hiyoko:...None...All the kids in school hated me because of my family.
Me:Well, I'll be your friend.
Hiyoko:Really!?
I simply nod.
Hiyoko:Yay! My first friend!...D-do you think Mahiru would like to be my friend?
Sora:I'm pretty sure she will.
Me:When did you get here!?
Sora:I heard you guys talking about friendship and I had to join in.
Hiyoko:Whatever you nosey little-
Chisa:Alright class were here!
The four of us look up to see the animal care stables and a tall evil look guy standing on top.
Gundham:Foolish mortals, You dare come across my evil lair!? I am the bringer of death, the most evil being in the world! The master of ice, the seventh Lord of Hades. The forbiden one, GUNDHAM TANAKA! and these are my Four Dark Devas of Destruction.
Four hamster poped out of his Scarf.
Gundham:Along side my Twelve Zodiac Generals!
Twelve More appeared hanging on his sleave! He then walked down the stares and made and even longer Monolog. While that was happening I took Hiyoko to Mahiru. She tugged on the back of Mahiru's blazer.
Hiyoko:Ummm...I was wonder if you would L-like to be friends?
Mahiru:Why of course.
Hiyoko:Yay! More friends!
She wraped he tiny arms around Mahiru cause her to blush.
Gundham:How dare you mortals, Ignore my evilness!
Sonia:Oh sorry...Your gerbils of cute.
Hiyoko:You dumbass! Those are Hamsters!...But they are really cute.
Gundham:Tiny mortal! How dare you call the second most evil beings in the world cute.
Suddenly one of Gundham's Jumped off his Shoulder and landed on Hiyoko's head.
Hiyoko:How can this little cutie be evil?
Gundham:Imposible! That Dark one does not like anyone but me!
Sonia:Oh I'm sure your just exa-Oww! The dark one bit me! I shall Cast him into the depts of hades!
Chisa:You can do the casting later! The Next student is Ibuki Miodo, the Ultimate Light musician.
While we walked to the next area I noticed Kazuichi glaring at Gundham, who was talking to Sonia. when we got to our destination... there was a girl playing a guitar...WITH A FLAMTHROWER ATTACTED TO IT! AND SHE WAS SINGING!
Ibuki:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY HEART IS FIRE! MY ONE DISIRE IS TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK. RA RA RA RA ROOOOOOOOOCK!
When the stage was fully burned, we all just stood there staring at her.
Ibuki:So what do you think of my new song?
Mahiru:It was-
Hiyoko:Woohoo! Yeah! That was great!
Sora:Hmmm It needs some work...Mostly more Instuments! I could help with the rythem but that's it
Ibuki:Wheeee! Rock on!
Me:Hey where's Fuyuhiko?
Fuyuhiko:Right here. I went to get one of our classmates. This is Peko Pekoyama, the Ultimate Swordsman.
Peko Just bowed without saying a word.
Chisa:Ok then...that means we have two more students left to find.
She looks at the paper once again.
Chisa:Next up is Nagito Komaeda, The Ultimate Lucky student. Hmmm. Teruteru can you make bagels?
Teruteru:Well of course I can...Why do you ask?
(time skip)
I place the plate of bagels on the nearbye table and wait.
Me:You sure this is going to work?
Chisa:Positive.
After a few seconds, a white haired figure popped out of nowhere and tackled the plate.
Nagito:BAGELS! MMMMM! These are sho deweshious, Yum! Who made these?
Tereteru:That would be me.
Nagito:They tast like hope!
Mikan:C-can I have a bagel?
Nagito:Touch my bagels and I will choke you with one!
Chisa:Alright now all we need to find is the Ultimate Gamer, Chiaki Nanai.
Nekomaru:Is this her?
We all turned to see a girl slump over on Nekomaru's shoulder, playing on a handheld device
Chiaki:Sup...You called for me?
Chisa:Okay since everyone is here let's get this class star-
Suddenly the lunch bell rang.
Kazuichi:Sorry teach, it's lunch time.
Hiyoko:Come on Hajime, Lets go get those Gummy bears you promised me!
Me:Okay, okay! I'm comming!
As we walk away, I heard Chisa start muttering.
Chisa:Why couldn't I find them faster?
(Chapter end)
Author's notes:This was a long chapter to write. I actually added some scraped Ideas from New Island life. This Includes Sora's Placeholder name Chem being reference, Sora's threat torwords Akane was a reference to his origanal personality (he was far more violent and rude before changing him to a more Friendly person) and Nagito Threatening Mikan was a reference to my original notes, Where Mikan Was going to live until chapter 3 but die due to Nagito killing her because she killed Teruteru. Sky out!