Kiki: I'm so happy, I promised myself (And Iz) we'd start writing after our 1st Review. So Thank you Hope Diamond for being our first reviewer!
Iz: Yes thank you! *happy dance* This calls for yaoi! *holds of yaoi book*
Kiki: No Yaoi! At least not yet...
Iz: *pouts* Fine. Anyways I hope who ever is reading enjoys this chapter!
Me: Yep! and Iz and I don't own Black Butler...
"-and we ended up in your garden" Iz concluded.
"Still think you should've kept your big mouth shut, Iz," Kiki grumbled.
" They would have most likely found out anyway. I'm pretty sure girls didn't wear booty shorts and tank tops in the late 1800s. Plus we are going to need their help. At sometime we will have to go back to our time," Iz replied.
"...Screw you."
" Say what ever you want I'm right. Don't believe me let's ask the child prodigy. Hey Ciel, if what happened to us happened to you would you keep your mouth shut and just go with the flow or tell someone that could help you out?"
" I would do the second but with more of a plan to it so that they know somethings but not everything so it can't be used against me somehow." Ciel said in a bored tone.
"Does that mean I'm right?" Iz asked confused.
"Somewhat," Ciel sighed.
Kiki rolled her eyes, "Does this mean we can work for you?"
"Yes," Ciel said as if it were obvious.
"Shit, I have to wear a dress...I'll only wear the dress if I get to fix it a bit.."
"Fine..."
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"You look like a slut," Iz said.
"Do Not!" Kiki protested.
"Dude, you're not wearing stockings, your dress is now mid-thigh instead of around the knee, and you've changed the neck part so it's in a v-cut instead of it being high, and ripped off the sleeves."
"I. Do not wear. Long. Stuffy. Dresses." Kiki said.
"Mhmm, you're trying to get Sebastian's attention."
"No! If I was I would've worn cat ears and a cat tail..."
Iz rolled her eyes at Kiki.
"What you look like a gothic maid!"
"I don't."
"You're wearing ripped stockings, black dress, boots, and your bangs are falling in your eyes again."
Iz stuck up her nose, " I look badass not goth."
"You're right, you're not goth, you're EMO!" Kiki said.
"Why you-" Iz went to tackle Kiki.
"You can't hit me!"
"Why not?"
"Cause I are AWESOME" Kiki blew a rasberry.
Iz sweatdropped, "Seriously?"
"Yep, oh an-WHAT THE HELL?" Kiki said as something rushed by her...on a tea cart?
"Grell," They said in unison rushing to the crashing noise where Ciel was eating lunch.
"We should get over there now," Iz said running to where Grell went.
"Wait up!" Kiki said following Iz.
"I'm actually seeing Grell in the flesh," Iz said stepping into the room," Does anyone else feel like singing Lovegame? It's just Grell perfect."
"But he's acting as a wimply suicidal butler..." Kiki poined out.
"Ow hot!" Finny yelled as the tea landed on him.
"I'm so sorry!" Grell said grabbing a napkin and ended up pulling down the table cloth and the food Ciel was eating; Iz and Kiki snickered.
"Grell is such a klutz. How can you not love him?" Iz said looking at the mess Grell made.
"Hey, since we're the maids are we going to have to clean that up?" Kiki asked.
"Yes," Sebastian said behind them, "We need to leave for a bit to get something"
"Ciel's pimp cane" Iz whispered in Kiki's ear which made her laugh.
"Grell, just sit there and if you choose to kill yourself please do it outside and try not to make a mess," Sebastian gave a small smile.
"So generous!" Grell smiled.
"Oh No Grell did not just make googly eyes at my Sebas-chan!" Kiki said.
"Get over it. Plus Grell may be a dude," Iz said picking up dishes.
"That's no ex-"
"Shut up and help me," Iz cut off Kiki.
"Grell is a dude, moron, or have you not noticed the lack of rack?" Kiki rolled her eyes, "And no, I'm going outside, Grell's gonna try to hang himself remember?"
"Oh yeah must see that! But then we do have to clean this up or Ciel might hit us with his pimp cane," Iz snickered.
They went outside just as Tanaka became normal and started explaining something to Grell.
"Ya know I think Grell purposely cut the buches in a skull shape..." Iz said to Kiki.
"Yea...Oh That's so cool, Tanaka deflated..." Kiki laughed.
"Like a balloon!" Iz said staring at the bushes.
"Why are you still looking at the bushes?" Kiki asked.
"Just wondering if I could cut my bushes like this."
Everyone looked at the bushes, "I'm a failure!" Grell yelled and climbed up ladder and put his neck through a conveintly placed noose.
"Oh Grell is trying to kill himself! I wish I had a camera!" Iz said watching Grell with a noose around his neck.
"Only you will want a personal recording of someone's almost death," Kiki said.
"You would want one of someone's real death..." Iz pointed out.
"Ye-Lizzie! When did you get here and why did you take the ladder from under Grell's feet?" Kiki asked.
"Who are you? Did Ciel get more maids?" Lizzie asked, "Oh well follow me to make the mansion prettiful!"
"Alrighty then," Iz said skipping after Lizzie.
"I feel like we're forgetting to do something...oh well!" Kiki said catching up with Iz and Lizzie.
"We're also going have to do over your maid outfit it's not very cheerful!" Lizzie said looking at Iz.
"Ha! I have no problem with not being cheerful!" Kiki said smiling.
"More like you're trying to make dudes cheerful in their pants," Iz said.
"So not true," Kiki said slapping Iz.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
After a few minutes they decorated the main hall and the parlor, "So pretty!" Lizzie said, "How are you guys doin-AHHHH! That's not pretty at all!"
"What?" Kiki and Iz asked innocently.
A small part of the room was the complete opposite of Lizzie's decorations. It had black streamers, ripped curtains and zombie stuffed animals.
"It's pretty!" Kiki said.
"Ciel and Sebastian are back..." Iz pointed through the window.
"Ciel!" Lizzie squealed at the same time Kiki yelled, "Sebastian!"
"My-my mansion!" They heard Ciel yelled.
"But are side is pretty! Right Ciel?" Iz said pointing at the side her and Kiki decorated.
"Ciel," Lizzie glomped Ciel," Don't you love my decorations!"
Ciel looked like he was on the verge of a breakdown.
"Ciel, are you okay?" Iz asked while putting up a posters of a haunted mansion," Forgot about putting this up."
We all walked to the parlor and saw Grell hanging from a noose, "Grell, what are you doing?" Ciel asked.
"I believe I'm in the process of dying" Grell wheezed out.
"Sebastian, get him down..."
" Ah, Grell's death attempts at so funny!" Iz said snickering.
"Yea..." Kiki smiled.
"I've made the room prettiful Ciel!" Lizzie smiled
"I still think ours is better!" Iz said.
"I have to agree. What do you thing Sebastian?" Kiki said staring at Sebastian.
"No..." Sebastian said.
"Ciel, we're having a ball! I picked out an outfit for you!" Lizzie smiled.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"Shhh...Shh...Ow my foot!" Iz said to Kiki as they were spying on Sebastian showing Ciel how to dance.
"You must smile, Young Lord..." Sebastian said, squeezing Ciel's cheeks. Ciel slapped his hand away.
"Oh, he did not hit my Sebby!" Kiki said.
"Shut up and listen!" Iz said looking back into the room.
"I forgotten how to smile." Iz heard Ciel said.
"Oh my God! That's so sad! Ciel!" Iz said blowing her's and Kiki's cover and tackling Ciel in a hug.
"Get off me!" Ciel said.
"I love you Sebas-chan!" Kiki yelled trying to tackle Sebastian, but he just took a step to the side, "OOF!" Kiki yelled as she thudded to the floor.
"Ciel you couldn't have forgotten to smile!" Iz said still keeping Ciel in a bear hug," We must make you smile!"
"I think I heard my ribs crack," Kiki said rolling into her back.
"Get off!" Ciel said pushing the 16 year old off him.
"Whatever..." Iz said, "Oh and Lizzie said be down in 10 minutes.."
"Pain..." Kiki whimpered.
"Suck it up," Iz said dragging her down hall.
"I love it!" Kiki said, "Sebas-chan's so abusive,"
"What the fuck? Seriously?" Iz said rolling her eyes.
"Sebas-chan!" Kiki shouted.
"Kiki, youre acting like a desperate girl that will do anything for a guy if they just look at them. It's pathetic." Iz said dragging Kiki down the stairs.
"But, ow, I would, ow, do anything, ow, for Sebas-chan. OW! Stop dragging me!" Kiki said getting out of Iz's grip.
"Whatever," Iz said and pushed Kiki down the rest of the stairs.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"Why couldn't my dress be a sexy scarett red with a waist line to complement my figure?" Grell wailed.
"Is that what your complaing about?" Bard yelled.
Iz and Kiki snickered at them.
"I think you look great, Grell," Iz said nicely to Grell.
"Yeah you'll make a great drag queen someday!" Kiki said.
"I shall kill myself!" Grell said ignoring Iz and Kiki, he started running to the window.
Everyone just stared at him, "You're not going to stop me?"
"Nope.." Kiki said.
"Ciel! You're so cute!" Lizzie squealed runing to Ciel, suddenly she got all creepy evil looking, "Why aren't you wearing the ring I gave you?"
"This is getting good," Iz said listening closely.
"Grell, if you're going to jump do a already and get out of the way I'm trying to watch Lizzie and Ciel drama." Kiki said.
"This ring isn't even pretty!" Lizzie said.
"Give it back, Lizzie!" Ciel raised his voice.
"I just wanted everything to be perfect! I hate this ring!" Lizzie cried and flung it to the ground.
Kiki and Iz stared wide eyed at the ring on the floor.
Ciel raised his hand to slap Lizzie, when Sebastian stopped his hand, "You forgot your-"
"Pimp cane" Iz said quietly between coughs.
"What was that?" Sebastian ask Iz.
"Um...Limpy cane. I said limpy cane..." Iz said stupidly.
"Idiot," Kiki muttered as Iz shot her a glare.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow then continued talking, "Please forgive my young master, Miss Elizabeth, that ring was a family heirloom that was truely one of a kind and was very dear to him."
"Oh Ciel, I'm so sorry!" Lizzie sniffled.
"...It's doesn't matter now, it was just a ring.." Ciel picked up the ring and threw it out the window.
"Well, if you didn't care for it you could have given it to me. Do you know how much value a 1800s ring goes for in my time?" Iz said.
"Iz."
"Yes?"
"Shut the hell up," Kiki said.
"Ok..." Iz said.
"Now you must stop crying, how can I asked a girl to dance if her eyes are red and puffy?" Ciel said.
Sebastian started playing the violin and soon Grell started singing, Kiki whispered something into Iz's ear and she nodded. Iz went up behind Sebastian and took the violin and started playing.
"Dance with me Sebastian!" Kiki laughed pulling him down the stairs.
Iz rolled her eyes at Kiki but continued playing.
"Sebastian may be one hell of a butler, but I'm one hell of a violin player," Iz said continuing her voilin playing.
"I'm dancing with Sebastian," Kiki whispered as she danced with Sebastian.
'The things I put up with' Sebastian thought.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"Such Fun!" Kiki smiled when it was night.
"I'll send Lady Elizabeth home," Grell said.
"Playing a violin can really put strain on your fingers neck but it was so fun!" Iz said cracking her neck.
"I danced with Sebastian," Kiki said dreamily as Mei-rin glared at her.
"Bye Grell, try not to kill youself!" Iz said, "C'mon Kiki, we need to clean up the decorations, I doubt Ciel would want them up much longer"
"Oka-" Kiki was cut off by the sound of the song S&M, "Oh hey, I totally forgot I had my iPod..." Kiki said pulling her iPod out of her shirt.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me," Iz sang along setting up a ladder to get down the decorations.
"Hey Iz I don't think you should dance and sing while on a lad-"
"I'll be fin-ahh," Iz screamed falling off the latter.
Kiki laughed, "Smooth."
Iz: Well hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Kiki: Yes This chapter took forever and we wrote most of it when we were half asleep, well I was half asleep...
Iz: I'm always half asleep.
Kiki: We're getting of topic now...BAI!
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