Shit, I forgot the disclaimer last time... Gomen Nasai
Anywho, yo, just started... so this is my first story... I just suddenly decided on ItaNaru cuz I was bored... and I have a laptop... and I'm very much so a geek... ON WIFF CHAPPIE TWO!!!!
Disclaimer: No matter how much I want to, I DO NOT own Naruto... Masashi Kishimoto does...
Also, the 'XXXXXX' signals scene changes... .
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"Naruto? Naruto, wake up... WAKE UP, BRAT!" Naruto woke up when he was hit on the head. He glared, rubbing his head, turning to Hidan who looked rather smug. "What?"
"Itachi told me to get you, his brother's here to retrieve you." Naruto flinched and gulped, which didn't go unnoticed Hidan. "Itachi says it's your choice. But he needs you down there." Naruto nodded, slipping from the bed and followed Hidan out the door. Naruto stared at the double doors were he heard both Sasuke and Itachi, but Itachi's voice was more soothing to him. "Go on..." Naruto looked at Hidan and nodded, slowly walking through the double doors. "Itachi-san?"
Itachi and Sasuke looked up at Naruto, who stood timidly at the door. "Ah, Naru-kun, c'mon in." Naruto nodded and walked into the room sitting on a chair away from both of them. "Now, Naruto, I'm gonna need you to make a decision, okay?" Naruto nodded, staring at his hands. "Now, Sasuke, dear brother, you make your proposal." Naruto flinched visibly to the name. "Naruto, I want you to come back. It's... lonely without you." Naruto furrowed his eyebrows, catching the evil gleam in his eyes. "Now, what do you sa-?"
"No." Both Sasuke and Itachi blinked, looking incredously at him. "You'll exploit me, won't you? Beat me, make me feel miserable. I know your sadistic ways, Sasuke." Itachi blinked twice but Sasuke glared. "You fucking brat! I come to bring you back and you refuse!?" Naruto twiddled his thumbs, looking at his hands sadly. "I... I want to stay with Itachi-san..." Sasuke blinked and turned to Itachi who looked rather smug. "W... wha? Are you high!?"
"No, I'm rather fine. I just like it better here." Sasuke glared, grabbing Naruto's wrist roughly. "You're coming," Sasuke growled out to the blonde as he began to drag him away. Itachi stood there until he saw the pleading look in Naruto's eyes as he hung his head in defeat. Itachi reached out to grab Naruto, successfully pulling him from his younger brother. Sasuke blinked and looked behind him, glaring at Itachi who was holding Naruto protectivly to his chest. "Aniki, this is none of your concern. Hand over Naruto."
"And what if I said 'no?" Itachi smirked when Sasuke gaped. But, Sasuke being the stubborn s.o.b. he is, grabbed Naruto, successfully ripping him from 'Aniki's' arms, and ran off, throwing Naruto over his shoulder. "Dammit, Sasuke, get back here!" Itachi groaned when he heard the door slam. "Don't worry, Naru-kun... HIDAN!"
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"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? My brother of all people!" Naruto looked nervously at the spot on the wall. "He svaed me when you kicked me out. I fell through the ice..." Sasuke glared and backhanded him. "That is no excuse! He could've killed you!"
"Which is no different then what you're about to do to me," Naruto whispered painfully, ignoring the red mark on his face. Sasuke growled and kicked him hard in the gut, knocking him off the bed and onto the floor, but he got pissed when Naruto didn't even whimper. "So, why'd you want me back?" Sasuke blinked, arm raised as he was about to punch him. "Wha?"
"Why'd you bring me back if you'd only kill me? Was it resentment? Or the fact your brother was closer to me than you were?" At that, Naruto smirked, obviously hitting a nerve when Sasuke tensed. "Now, I'll just wait on all my friends to come save me," Naruto laughed softly, looking at the floor sadly. "They're better friends than you, or Sakura, or even Lee and I've only known them a day." Naruto looked up at Sasuke somewhat evilly, spitting on his face. "And they'll kick your ass!" Sasuke wiped the saliva from his face, turned and gave Naruto the infamous Uchiha glare.
"BROTHER! WE'RE HERE!!!!" Sasuke blinked at the extremely loud voice of his aniki. "Holy... Is he really that P.O.ed?" Sasuke turned to the door as both Hidan and Deidara jumped through, crashing through the door and landing on Sasuke, looking very pleased with themsleves. Naruto smiled at them. "Aww, Naru-chan couldn't fight off big, ole Sasuke?" Naruto kicked Deidara across the room. "Not helping!" Finally, Itachi came in, looking both extremely awesome and utterly sexy. He had an evil grin on his face, cigarette hanging from his mouth and sunglasses. His hair was let loose, almost swirling around him. He had on a long-sleeved black shirt underneathe a black, sleeveless leather jacket, and tight leather pants. His boots ran up almost to his knees and had buckles all over them. He had a large gun in his hand, tapping it lightly against his shoulder.
Naruto's jaw dropped in absolute awe. "Woah..." Itachi smirked, turning to Sasuke. "Commence Stage Two: BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LITTLE BROTHER!" He laughed menically as everyone cracked their knuckles, wrists, necks, etc. Sasuke gulped loudly at all the evil smirks that surrounded him. "Shit..." "GET 'EM, MY BRETHREN!" At that, all of them, except Itachi and Naruto, jumped at Sasuke to beat the living shit out of him. Itachi smirked rather evilly before turning to Naruto who was still staring at him. "Like what you see, ne?" Itachi fell backward when a book was thrown at his head.
"HENTAI!" Itachi sat up, rubbing his head. "Aww, Naru-kun, must you be so mean?" Naruto flipped him off. "Go fuck yourself."
"I'd rather fuck you..."
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"NO COMMENT!" Naruto said rather loudly as he stood up. Itachi smirked at the blush that graced his face. "Itachi, stop being a pedophile! I think we're done with Sasuke." He looked over and saw his little brother unconscious and black, blue, and red all over. "Ne, ne, that should be fine." Itachi smirked and looked back at Naruto who had fallen back asleep. Itachi blinked, but smiled softly as he picked him up bridal style, signaling to move out. He stood there for a few minutes, staring at the blonde in his arms, smiling gently at him before he eventually jumped out the window and ran back home.
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Naruto awoke to the sound of someone calling out to him gently. "Augh, fi'e 'ore 'inubes... " he mumbled incoherently. "Aww, Naru-kun, don't you wanna talk to me?" Naruto opened one eye to see Itachi looking at him innocently. "Honestly? No, I'm waaaay too tired." Itachi blinked but gave him a pouting look. "Pwease?" Naruto blinked and put his face into the pillow and mumbled something. "What was that?"
"I said you're lucky you're cute when you pout..." Itachi smirked as Naruto sat up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. It was then both noticed noticed he was stark naked. "HOLY SHIT!" Itachi stared, feeling a nosebleed come on and was practically drooling on himself. Naruto finally noticed Itachi staring and blushed brighter, wrapping the blanket around him. "YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!" Itachi merely smirked as Naruto kicked him out of the room.
"Iiiiitaaaaachiiiii, what'd you do?" He looked up to Deidara, holding his nose. "Um..." Itachi smiled brightly, scaring Deidara shitless. "I just saw Naru-kun naked!" The whole area went silent before the door slammed open, hitting Itachi head on. Deidara blinked but laughed loudly, pointing at Itachi as Naruto stormed by. Yes, things were going to be different with Naruto residing with a pedophile (1), another perverted Artisan, a blonde-haired-fashion-obsessed-Artisan, one that looked like Fabio, one who looked like good and evil clashing together, one who probably hated him, one that looked like a fish and scared him shitless, and two he'd never met.
Life here looked long and hard.
(1)I really just like giving Itachi a hard time. xD I'm a sadist, okay? .