A/N: Well, here's the second chapter, but I don't think it's very good...it should get better in time though.
I didn't want Naruto to be with Hinata as it just doesn't make sense for him to be attracted to that type of girl, but not go for Nodoka. It's something that's always bothered me when people couple Naruto and Hinata together, but have him go for very different girls in their story.
DISCLAIMER: SEE CHAPTER ONE!
Dive Right In!
Naruto walked through the portal slowly while he thought, 'I wonder what kind of world I'll end up? Will my skills be needed to beat anyone there? Will my skills even be needed? I sure hope so; I don't have many other skills outside of ninja work…'
Naruto's mind trailed off when he looked at the sight he walked in on. Right in front of him a girl with orange hair tied in pigtails by bells that looked to be a couple years younger than him just bent down and kissed a young red haired boy right on the lips. What was strange was the little weasel-ferret-thingy that screamed out something that sounded like "pactio" whatever that was. Not to mention the glowing sealing circle underneath them.
"EH!" Naruto yelped in surprise. "Did Shinigami-sama just send me into a world of forbidden love and shota-cons?"
"AHHH!" The trio screamed when they heard a new masculine voice. The orange haired girl, Kagurazaka Asuna, jumped back in surprise; silently she cursed when she saw the relatively handsome blonde looking at her in disbelief. It wouldn't be so bad if she could get that damn blush off her face.
"Wh-What are you doing here?" Asuna stammered out as the red haired boy, Negi Springfield, tried to comprehend what she just did.
"This is just where I ended up," Naruto said dismissively. "Sorry I walked in on your forbidden love with little kids."
Asuna's face turned red from embarrassment and indignation. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
"Then why did you do that Asuna-san?" Negi asked nervously. "I've never kissed anyone before."
"Hey new guy," a voice suddenly called out and Naruto looked around. "Down here!"
Naruto looked down to see the weasel-ferret-thingy talking to him. "Can ya fight?"
"Huh? Yeah, I'm real strong too," Naruto said proudly and the trio was a little freaked at his lack of awe of a talking animal.
"Great! See that blonde loli over there," the thingy said pointing to a little ten year old girl wearing a black shirt and split skirt. Naruto nearly fell over when he realized that the front split just enough to see her panties. "Her name's Evangeline A.K. McDowell and she's what you call a Super Vampire AND an evil mage!"
"So, she's the bad guy-err-girl?" Naruto asked. "So, why are these two making out in the middle of a battle anyway?"
"I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T LIKE THAT STUPID!" A red faced Asuna yelled. "Like hell I would make out with a ten year old brat! I had to kiss him on the lips to fulfill the contract!"
"Whatever you want to call it," Naruto said and the weasel-ferret-thingy laughed really hard.
"It's really not like that…err, I'm afraid I didn't get your name," Negi said apologetically.
"That's because I didn't introduce myself brat," Naruto said ruffling the young boy's hair. "The name's Uzumaki Naruto, the Sixth Hokage (even if it only has been a month)."
"Kagurazaka Asuna," Asuna introduced herself as she glared at Naruto.
"Albert Chamomile, but you can call me Chamo for short," the weasel-ferret-thingy introduced himself. "And, I'm an ermine, not a damn ferret!"
"I'm Negi Springfield," Negi introduced. "What Asuna-san did was make herself my partner and protector; the contract is done through a kiss, but I thought we did that earlier though."
"A kiss on the cheek isn't good enough Aniki! Only a proper kiss will create a real contract," Chamo explained.
"So, are we going to fight today or what?" Naruto asked getting annoyed.
"Maybe you should stay out of this Uzumaki-san—" Negi started to say.
"First of all its Naruto or Naruto-nii, none of that formal crap," Naruto said as he flicked the boy's head. "And, like hell am I going to let a ten year old brat fight some evil chick! Although it would help if I knew what a mage was…"
The trio face faulted at that. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GOING INTO A FIGHT IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE IS CAPABLE OF?" Asuna yelled. "ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?"
"It's not the first time I've went into a battle blind." Naruto shrugged. "So, what is a mage?"
"A mage is a person who calls forth magical energy and uses the energy in diverse ways by chanting," Negi explained, but Naruto still looked lost.
"They say pretty words and can use the elements," Chamo explained simply and Naruto made an "o" with his mouth.
"Alright," Naruto said. "Are we going to the kill the girl?"
"NO! SHE ONE OF MY STUDENTS!" Negi shouted appalled before muttering, "She's immortal anyway so it isn't like you'd be able to kill her."
"You're a teacher? Aren't you a little young?" Naruto asked incredulously.
"THANK YOU!" Asuna said appreciatively that he understands unlike most of her class.
"And, what kind of immortal are we talking about here? The kind that can heal themselves or the kind that just doesn't die?"
"The kind that can heal themselves," Chamo said surprised that this boy was taking all of this so well.
"Alright, let's go kick her ass," Naruto said with a feral grin that scared the three of them as he stepped out of their hiding place. Asuna was surprised when Naruto's grin slowly faded and his face became serious; even if she only knew him for about two minutes she was already sure that such a look couldn't come across his face. She blushed when she realized it reminded her of Takahata-sensei's serious face.
"Finally decided to show yourself?" Evangeline asked irritated. "And, it looks like you picked up some more trash along the way. What boy, you think that just because you have more people that you can win?"
"Shut it Chibi-chan, what you say doesn't matter!" Naruto shouted and Evangeline nearly fell out of the sky. 'He did not just use THAT NICKNAME!'
"Who are you calling Chibi-chan you brat?" Evangeline yelled furiously. "I'll have you know that I am over seven hundred years old!"
"So, you can keep yelling like a kid baa-chan or are you going to fight?" Naruto taunted much to everyone's horror and disbelief.
"That's it, Chachamaru! I don't care about Kagurazaka anymore! Kill that new boy and show him exactly why he should not insult me, Evangeline A.K. McDowell!" Evangeline commanded.
"By your command," Chachamaru said robotically and she dashed toward the boy.
"Watch out stupid Naruto! She's really stro—" Asuna started to yell, but Naruto already ran forward to meet her. She expected Naruto to get his clock cleaned since she knew herself just how good Chachamaru really is. So, she and everyone else didn't expect Naruto dodge her punch with a tilt of his head and unleash a powerful kick to the green haired robot's stomach. Chachamaru didn't even have time to process the hit when she went flying and skidded across the bridge's ground.
"Whoa…" Asuna could only say wide eyed.
"He really is strong," Chamo muttered. "And, here I thought he was just being cocky."
'This guy, whoever the hell he is, is skilled,' Evangeline thought bitterly. 'I'm not quite sure if I will be able to win before time runs out. There's Kagurazaka Asuna as well…the old man let her live with his granddaughter so I thought she was a normal brat, but there's nothing normal about how she broke my barrier! Twice!'
"Prepare yourself boy because from this point on I will be coming at you seriously," Evangeline said with a confident smirk. "Forget I'm your student otherwise you'll die before I get to even have fun."
"Alright," Negi said seriously. 'Thanks for coming to my aid Asuna-san…Chamo-kun…and even you Naruto. I will not lose this fight!' "Activate the contract for ninety seconds for the disciple of Negi, Kagurazaka Asuna!"
"Lic Lac La Lillac!" Evangeline called out as Chachamaru charged forward at full speed quite aware she won't be able to hold back against the new boy.
"Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister!" Negi called out in tandem as Naruto and Asuna moved to intercept Chachamaru. Faster than Naruto expected she sent a near bone crushing kick into his side that sent him flying while she simultaneously flicked Asuna in the head. Chachamaru however did not count on Asuna flicking her forehead or Naruto recovering without so much as a pained expression on his face.
"Seventeen Spirits of Wind gather unto me…" 'It seems that only Naruto is getting seriously attacked by Chachamaru, so it shouldn't be too bad. Naruto seems strong enough to handle it, but I'm sorry. You don't even know why you're fighting and you might get really hurt…'
Negi pulled out an extendable stick with a star on top; Chamo's eyes widened in recognition. 'That's the practice wand Aniki used when he was a child apprentice!'
Evangeline cackled amusedly at the sight of it. "What's that cute little toy going to do?" Evangeline scoffed. "Chew on this! Saggita Magica Serius Glacius!"
Upon her command seventeen shards of ice flew toward the boy, but he was prepared. "Saggita Magica Serius Fragterius!" Negi called and seventeen arrows of lightning shot at her spell. The two cancelled each other out. This didn't scare Evangeline though, no, in fact she was quite amused.
"HAHAHA! To think you can even use thunder! But, your incantation is way too long!" Evangeline mocked ready to use a short incantation.
"And, you talk too much!" A voice called from above and she looked up to see Naruto coming down on her with a blue orb in his hand. "RASENGAN!"
She was not sure what it did, but she really didn't want to find out. Quickly she dodged the boy and the orb slammed into the ground. Everyone stopped as they felt the very bridge shake from the impact; where Naruto stood was a half a meter crater. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Asuna shouted flabbergasted.
"I must admit that I am stumped as well," Evangeline said with raised eyebrows. "From what I sensed it was like you took Kanka and shaped it in the form of an orb. However, that should be impossible as Kanka is primary a strengthening technique."
"I have no idea what this 'Kanka' thing is, what I use is Chakra," Naruto told her as he pulled out a weirdly shaped kunai. It had three prongs rather than the usual one.
'A kunai? Is this boy a ninja then? But, they use Ki, not that Chakra stuff,' Evangeline thought confused. 'Chakra is a mythological energy, isn't it?'
Naruto threw the kunai straight at Chachamaru who was across the bridge staring with Asuna. She blocked it with ease as blades had no affect on her unless reinforced with some sort magic to make them stronger. "RASENGAN!" A voice shouted from behind her and the next thing she knew she was spinning in the air.
She crashed straight into one of the towers and found that whatever that technique was, she guessed its name was "rasengan", that it crashed several of her servers temporarily. It was an extremely dangerous technique, but one thing she didn't understand was how he had hit her with it.
Evangeline was just as shocked, one second she was watching this blonde guy the next he was attacking Chachamaru from behind. 'Even Instant Movement isn't that fast! What is this boy?' Evangeline thought nervously.
'W-Wow, we hit the jackpot with this guy!' Chamo thought relieved. 'I'm so glad he isn't an enemy.'
'What the heck? I thought he wasn't a mage!' Asuna thought perturbed.
'S-So strong,' Negi thought in awe as Naruto dashed towards Evangeline once again while making weird hand signs.
"Get this Chibi-chan, I'll show you the true power of wind!" Naruto called out to her and she looked on confused. 'Wind? It is not a very strong element unless pieced together with another element, its ability to blow barriers down or create barriers are useful when you want to use a piercing or burning element after all.' "Wind style: one thousand whirlwind needles!"
Evangeline only had a moment to scream before all of the sudden the very air around her cut her body into shreds; she was sure that if she wasn't immortal this attack would have killed her. 'H-He's using the wind to CUT me! I've never seen someone use wind like this before!'
Evangeline breathed heavily as she felt the attack finally stop on her body. "Y-You bastard! How dare you do this to me! I'm going to cut off your head and mount it on fireplace for this!" Evangeline declared, but Naruto wasn't bothered. The Kyuubi has said the same thing to him before. He smiled at her before using the Body Flicker Jutsu and appearing beside Asuna. She was confused until she heard chanting.
"Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister! Spirits of thunder, spirits of wind! Gather unto me!" Negi began. 'She's still perfectly okay even after an attack like Naruto's, to think my dad beat her so easily…B-But…I can beat her too!'
"Damn it! Lic Lac La Lillac! Spirits of ice, spirits of darkness! Gather unto me!" Evangeline quickly began to chant much to Negi's surprise.
'Isn't that Aniki's strongest spell?' Chamo thought shocked. 'And, Evangeline is actually matching it with the same type of spell!'
"O, wind of the south seas! Ye who blows clad in thunder…" Negi continued.
"O, frozen clouds which light the night! Yes whose blizzards are accompanied by darkness…" Evangeline continued her incantation. "Bring it on boy!"
"Hey where are you looking?" Naruto yelled at Asuna as she stood watching the battle between the mages. "That green haired chick is already coming for us!"
Asuna turned sharply to see Chachamaru pull herself out of the wall and stalk toward them. Asuna got into a battle position, but Naruto stood there scratching his chin in thought. "Yo! Green haired girl, my name's Uzumaki Naruto! What's yours?"
"Karakuri Chachamaru," Chachamaru said with a bow. "It's a pleasure to meet you Naruto-san."
"Just call me Naruto, I don't like formalities." Naruto grinned. "Maybe we can be friends after I kick your ass."
Asuna could only sweat drop at that, but she quickly regained her composure as Chachamaru charged forward. She held up her arms in defense as Naruto withdrew a standard kunai and prepared to intercept the robot girl.
"Yuuis Tempestus Fragrans!" Negi shouted at the same time that Evangeline screamed, "Nuis Tempestus Obscuras!"
Evangeline released a powerful magical energy made of darkness and ice interwoven down towards the bridge only to be met evenly by a magical energy made of wind and lightning interwoven that shot towards upwards from Negi. Evangeline groaned in frustration. 'I would be able to win this easy if I could use my full power! Damn Nagi and his stupid seal! Stupid Negi and him being a magical tank!'
'Incredible!' Negi said in awe and frustration. 'It…It's no good! She's over powering m-NO! NOT YET! I REFUSE TO RUN AWAY AGAIN!'
"AHHH!" Negi screeched as his practice wand smashed. "I-I won't lo-ACHOO!"
Now for you poor girls or fools that dare stand in front of a sneezing Negi Springfield, I shall warn you now; when he sneezes he accidentally releases an uncontrollable wind magic. It's worse for those girls who dare stand because it results in one horrid fact: nudity. His sneeze strips girls of their clothes, as Asuna could tell you, and it was what Evangeline quickly learned as his magic overdrived and destroyed her clothes.
She floated over the river with a hand covering her (practically nonexistent) chest. "You really done it now you little punk," Evangeline said red faced. "But, that's exactly what I'd expect from the son of that no good lying bastard!"
"EH! H-Her clothes came off!" Negi realized embarrassed. "I-I'm sorry!"
"Y-You did it Aniki! You overpowered Evangeline! I can't believe it!" Chamo said as he stood excitedly on Negi's shoulder.
"GUH! This isn't over boy!" Evangeline declared in utter embarrassment.
Chachamaru, Asuna and Naruto stopped instantly as they saw Negi's attack overpower Evangeline's. Naruto face planted when he saw the floating naked Evangeline. "WHAT THE HELL? WHY THE HELL DID THAT LITTLE BRAT STRIP HER?" Naruto shouted red faced.
"That's just how these things turn out," Asuna said despondently.
"Negi-sensei does have a tendency for stripping girls," Chachamaru said stoically, but then her sensors picked up on something EXTREMELY important. "MASTER! YOU MUST COME BACK TO THE BRIDGE!"
"Wh-What?" Evangeline stammered as a bright light turned on next to her.
"The blackout is ending five minutes and twenty-seven seconds earlier than expected Master!" Chachamaru informed her quickly. Suddenly all of the lights turned in the entire area turned back on. Evangeline felt the seal reactivate instantly.
"KYAA!" Evangeline screeched in pain as she felt all of her gathered power taken from her.
"What's going on?" Asuna and Naruto shouted together as they saw Evangeline plummet.
"Once the blackout is over, the seal on Master's power is restored!" Chachamaru said urgently as she powered up her boosters and sped forward. "Without magic, Master is an ordinary child! She's going to fall in the lake and she can't swim!"
"EVANGELINE-SAN!" Negi shouted as he jumped off the bridge much to Chachamaru's surprise.
'Th-That idiot! He's already used up all of his magic from that earlier clash…' Evangeline thought as she saw Negi jump toward her. 'He doesn't even have his staff…What the hell is he thinking? We're both going to drown to death at this rate…"
"NEGI!" Asuna shouted over the edge while Naruto smiled happily.
'I see that's how it is,' Naruto thought.
"STAFF!" Negi commanded.
'Come to think of it, this just like what that idiot did…' Evangeline thought.
"That was dangerous kid!" A red haired man wearing a white cloak said as he held Evangeline by his right hand and held a rope in his left so that they didn't continue to fall off the cliff.
"Who are you?" Evangeline asked suspiciously as she sat in a fetal position by the campfire. "Why did you save me?"
"Who knows? You should eat up though, it's really good!" The red haired man said jovially as he handed her a smoked fish. She could only eat quietly in embarrassment.
"Hey you! Don't you want to become mine?" Evangeline questioned the man with her small doll standing next to her.
"Come on kid, don't go there," the red haired man said sweating nervously.
"It's already been a month already!" The man said exasperated as he looked at Evangeline as she followed him closely. "Nothing's going to happen even if you do follow me, you know. Go away already!"
"I don't wanna," Evangeline said stubbornly. "I'll follow you to the end of the Earth until you say yes!"
Evangeline looked up at the red haired man as she lay sadly in the pit filled with garlic.
"NOOOO! Why? I LOVE YOU NAGI! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Evangeline screamed in agony as Nagi chanted, "Infernus Schoasticus!"
Evangeline blushed bright red as she stood uncomfortable in a red jacket with a ribbon and short skirt to match and black long socks. "AH HAHAHAHA!" Evangeline laughed heartily. "It really suits you! The 'Undying Mage' and 'Gospel of Darkness' is…PFT!"
"You're right," an old man with a large pointed horizontal cranium with a long beard and large eyebrows said amused. "She doesn't look anything like a wanted criminal with a six million yen bounty on her head at all!"
"I'm going to kill you!" Evangeline said vindictively. "There won't even be a body left when I'm done with you!"
"Aww…Don't be like that Chibi-chan, school life is fun you know?" Nagi said assuredly. "You've never experienced it before right?"
"Hmm…It'd be a pity to enroll you as a primary schooler," the old man said as he rubbed his beard. "Should I enroll you in the middle school?"
"Don't you worry Chibi-chan, I will be back for your graduation," Nagi said as he pet Evangeline's head affectionately. "Why don't you try to live in the light awhile? If you do then the time will come for your curse to end."
"Really?" Evangeline asked feeling like the child she looks like.
"I promise."
'Liar.' Evangeline thought as she prepared to fall into the river; that is until she felt a pair of arms hold her bridal style.
"Damn good thing I tagged you earlier," Naruto said. "Yo! The name's Uzumaki Naruto."
Evangeline could only stare stunned; this guy he smiled just like that bastard.
"Naruto!" Asuna exclaimed surprised as she turned around only to see nothing. "How did he do that?"
"Thank goodness." Negi sighed in relief as he slowed down and turned to avoid crashing into the pair.
"Naruto-san…" Chachamaru said happily.
"W-Why did you save me?" Evangeline asked confused; at least she could understand Negi wanting to save her since he was her teacher.
"Seemed like a good idea." Naruto shrugged.
"Idiot…"
"Well it looks like it's my victory!" Negi cheered as he flew up to meet Naruto who had somehow appeared on the bridge with Evangeline. "So, you have to stop doing bad things from now AND start attending class!"
"Like hell I will!" Evangeline argued.
"I don't really know what's going on," Naruto piped up. "But, you should do what your teacher says."
Evangeline sulked. "Fine, I owe you one anyway."
"Great!" Naruto exclaimed happily as he clapped his hands. "Ya mind telling me why everyone was fighting though?"
Everyone sweat dropped as they realized he just sort of decided to participate in a battle on the word of a perverted ermine.
"Idiot," Evangeline said again.
"I'll just take you to the headmaster to get this all worked out," Negi said happily. "Where did you come from anyway?"
"Yeah, about that…" Naruto trailed off as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.