Chapter 2
Politics And Paranoid Humans
It takes us 12 days to get to sneak our way to the city hall while avoiding the humans. We stop near it, it's surprising how they put it near the end of the city because it would be better to put it in the middle but oh well normal humans are still stupid (sorry Frisk). I remember that I still have my hoodie on so I flip on the hood and turn back to the mob of monsters I've got behind me.
"I'll go in, I'm a bit more recognizable as a human and I'm actually wearing normal clothes for society, in fact Riku flip on your hood and follow me. You fit the standards." I state, Riku does as I say and we walk to the front of the city hall.
"I think it would be better if some humans were also around you." A voice from behind us states matter-of-factly, we turn around and see Norville and Frisk standing behind us. I think about this, it sounds like a good idea actually be a good idea. I don't want to argue because I'm in such a hurry so I wave them to follow us. We open the double doors to the city hall and see mobs of people walking around everywhere with security guards in every corner.
We push our way to the front desk, surprisingly there's no line. That works perfectly.
"What can I do for you?" The person at the front desk asks plainly, Frisk and Norville step up to the front desk.
"We need to have a talk with the mayor." Frisk asks, the person at the front desk sighs.
"Do you have an appointment?" The person asks plainly, she looks up and notices me and Riku in hoods. "Can you please take off your hoods? We don't want any problems with the guards." the person at the front desk states plainly, me and Riku look at each other and nod our heads.
We sigh and flip our hoods off, Riku looks pretty normal while I look like a freak experiment from a mental hospital. The person screams, making everybody turn their heads to us….well shit oh, now I can curse without being censored. We quickly look around to find the office our selves us guards start to notice how I look, we find the office and quickly sprint to it before the guards can catch us (me and Riku teleport to it while Frisk and Norville run to it).
"They're going to kidnap the mayor!" Someone yells out, the guards take out their guns.
"All we want to do is talk to him," I state, but the guards are still walking up to us cautiously as random citizens run out the city hall. "So arriverderci!" I yell out as I quickly pop open the doors and we run into it. Once we all get in I close and lock it before the guards can follow us.
"What was that?" Someone from behind us screams out, we turn around and see the mayor. The mayor notices my missing left eye and screams.
"All we want to do is talk, don't worry we come in peace, I've always wanted to say that." I state, that doesn't help because the mayor's still screaming and squirming around. I sigh and teleport in front of him, that doesn't help as he kicks me where the sun doesn't shine and I fall to my knees in pain. I get up and see Riku has lifted him up into the air telepathically, he's still screaming as I teleport in beside of Riku.
"We clearly have to do what's happening now in order to speak to you." I state as the mayor screams. "Just calm down, we're not going to hurt you." I plead, the mayor calms down and stops screaming.
"What do all of you want?" He asks, I chuckle.
"We need houses to fit about 500 monsters, and don't tell me you don't have room because I found a whole 1/5th of the city with no inhabited houses, there must be a lot of poverty here if there's ⅕th of the city that isn't owned." I state matter-of-factly, the mayor then tilted his head in deep thought.
"Depends on the money involved." He states greedily, I sigh and turn around to Frisk, Norville, and Riku. Riku telepathically lifts two pouches of golz from his pockets and Frisk fishes a pouch from her pocket, Norville pulls out the inside of his pockets revealing nothing. Riku telepathically opens them and takes all of the golz out, floating them all in front of the mayor. The mayor practically drowls over it.
"Oh, this is more than enough." He states, Riku drops him to the ground. He lands face first.
"Where are the contracts?" Riku asks, the mayor points over to a drawer as he stares at the bits on the floor. I teleport over to the drawer and open it, there's a total of 230 contracts for different houses. I take them all out and close the drawer, we walk out of the office as the mayor counts the amount of golz…..humans have become so greedy. Security guards or in front of the door with their pistols pointed at us.
"Freeze!" One yells out, I sigh at this.
"Let them go, they're fine." The mayor behind us yells out, I would've thought the mayor would've let them imprison us. The guards put away their guns and let us go, that was easy. We quickly run out the doors of the city hall and to the mob we've got outside the city.
"Take this Riku." I say as I hand 229 contracts to Riku, keeping one for the little group I made beforehand.
"Ok, everybody make groups and take a contract, kids should have a guardian so if you're a kid find an adult! Form a single file line!" I scream out, they do as I tell them to do.
"Toriel, Frisk, Norville, Sans, Papyrus, Phoenix, and Skiee get over here! We don't need an extra contract!" I yell out, they walk to me as Riku hands out contracts. We wait until the last contract is handed out, than Riku walks over to us.
"Ready?" Phoenix asks, we nod our heads.
"Ok everybody, follow us!" I scream out, we all walk to that sector of the city. "Ok, on the contracts it says a direction, a name, and a number! Find the house with a sign that says it, it's called an address for all of you wondering what the hell it is!" I scream out, the monsters separate into different groups and run off.
We keep walking and checking houses until we find a pretty big house, I walk up to the sign and it says our address: 242 West Smith. We walk inside and see an empty space, it has a dark green carpet running through the floor of the house up until the kitchen which has a tile floor. The walls are white and all the doors are wooden with gold colored henges and silver colored handles. Sans and Riku manage to get all of their stuff along with Papyrus's and Toriel's stuff through the door.
Toriel then hands me a phone.
"We'll call you when we get done unpacking child," Torielk pauses, she then reaches into a pocket in her robe and pulls out two pouches of golz. "Buy some furniture for all of your rooms." She continues, suddenly a small portal of white opens beside Skiee and she reaches into it. She pulls out a laptop and the portal closes….what the fuck?!
"Don't worry, I'm covered." She states, Toriel, Norville, and I are shocked by this while Riku and Frisk act like it's normal. "I get first pick on room!" She yells out as she runs up stairs going up to the right of us. I facepalm myself and chuckle.
"Oh well let's go Norville and Frisk." I say as I walk out the door, they follow me. Nothing adventurous like exploring a city that's racist against monsters. What can go wrong?