The Movie Adventure of the Sohmas
ChipsAhoypup
Disclaimer: I ONLY OWN PANDORA AND MYSELF. Nothing else. I swear. Or my name would be all over the place.
A/N I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST! Lolz, I'm listening to it now. ;P
IF THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WHO YOU GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!
After the theme song was done being horribly sung by Mel, the screen switched to Kyo, Yuki, and Shigure. Yuki was the role of Egon, Kyo was Ray, and Shigure was Peter. (A/N Actually, there is a resemblance. Shigure and Peter are both perverts, Yuki's sorta smart, Egon's incredibly smart, and Kyo with Ray... well, Ray was the only spot left. X3)
Okay, the very beginning is boring, so... skipping, skipping, skip-skip-skip! ^.^
So Mel skipped to the part where they got their first customer. But not the first customer that they thought was sane. The customer they thought was insane. That was Tohru. She came in and explained that she'd saw a hell-houndish creature in her fridge; and this was after she'd seen other strange things, like the TV turning on by itself, and eggs cracking and spilling yolk and egg whites everywhere.
"She's telling the truth. Or at least she thinks she is," Muttered Yuki, turning towards Shigure. The light of his mining helmet shone in Shigure's eyes, and Shigure turned away, eyes squeezed shut, batting helplessly at the bright light. So Yuki turned the light on his helmet off and slightly looked over at Tohru. Wires were attached to her head, and she looked slightly grumpy. (A/N OC for Tohru. x3)
"Well of course I'm telling the truth. Wha-who would make up a story like that?" She sounded surprised at the fact that they would even think that she wasn't telling the truth.
"Some are people who want attention. Others are just nutholes who come in from the streets," Shigure explained.
"You know what it could be? A past life experience intruding our present time." Kyo suddenly spoke up from where he was sipping coffee.
"It could be erased memories restored in the unconcious," Yuki put in, adding some scientific remarks. (A/N I'm trying to keep it word-for-word, and it's pretty hard to pay attention to what he says. ^.^;)
"I don't believe it's any of those," Tohru commented, shaking her head.
"Well, that's alright. I believe you. But there are some things we do, standard procedures in a case like this, which often bring us results," Shigure informed Tohru.
"Well I can go to the Hall of Records and check out the structural details in the building," Kyo offered. "It may be the building itself has a history of psychic turbulance."
"Right. Good idea," Said Shigure, but he looked pretty bored, as if he really didn't care about that.
"I can look for the name Zule in the usual literature," Yuki said.
"Space catalog," Corrected Kyo, looking over at Yuki.
"I was hoping spirit guide," Muttered Yuki, with Kyo nodding his agreement.
"Tell you what. I'll take Miss. Honda back to her apartment and check her out," Shigure suggested. Tohru gave him a strange look, while Shigure squeezed his eyes shut at his error. "I'll go check out Miss. Honda's apartment." He corrected himself. "Okay?" He looked over at Tohru for her opinion.
"Okay," Tohru agreed, awkwardly nodding her head. "Thank you." She got up and left, with Shigure on her heels.
Transition from the Ghostbusters headquarters to the apartment.
Tohru cautiously started through the door. Shigure pushed the door all the way open and pushed past her. "Okay. If something's gonna happen here, I want it to happen to me first," He told her as he started looking around. He lashed open the closet door as if there was a fire or something.
"That's the closet," Explained Tohru as Shigure started away from the closet, glancing around. He lifted the piano cover and tapped his knuckles against two of the keys a bunch of times. The high-pitched keys sounded odd, filling the apartment.
"They hate this," Shigure said. Really, he didn't know what he was doing. But he had to pretend he knew exactly what to do. "We like to torture them." He turned towards the "ghost", where ever it may be right then. "That's right, boys. It's Dr. Sohma!" He called to the air. He walked around, pumping his small vacuum stick thing. Still pretending he knew what to do. "A lot of space," He commented, turning towards Tohru. "It's just you?"
"Yes," Answered Tohru timidly.
"Good." Shigure nodded his head slightly and continued pumping the vacuum stick. He was turning around to all angles.
"What is that thing you're doing?" Tohru finally asked, bobbing her head towards the vacuum stick.
"It's technical," Shigure murmered, staring down at the vacuum stick while he pumped. "It's one of our little tools."
"I see," Tohru said quietly, nodding her head and smirking in slight amusement. Shigure started towards one of the doors, looking a bit excited. "That's the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there," She called, but Shigure ignored her and went inside. He came back out in two seconds and slowly shut the door behind him. "You know, you don't act like a scientist," Tohru commented.
"They're usually pretty stiff," Shigure muttered.
"You're more like a game show host," Tohru told him. Shigure stared at her intently as she took her scarf off and set it aside. He looked away, obviously feeling awkward.
"That's the kitchen," He questioned, though it came out more of like a statement, as he twitched his head towards the left. Tohru nodded and he went into the kitchen, with her following. It was pitch black in the kitchen, so as Shigure entered, Tohru flipped the light switch on. "Tohru... are these the eggs?" Shigure stared down at a carton of eggs with opened egg shells and yolks and egg whites spilt on the countertop.
"Yes. You see, I was over there, and the eggs just jumped right out of their shells and started to cook on the counter," Tohru said breathlessly.
"That is weird," Commented Shigure.
"And that's when I started to hear that awful noise coming from the refridgerator," She continued. Shigure picked up the lettuces, which were sitting near the egg carton, and looked under them, as if a ghost might be there. "Mr. Sohma, you've come all this way. Would you like to check the refrigerator?"
Shigure was picking up an egg piece. He put it back down and started towards the fridge. "I'll check the fridge. Good call." He opened the fridge just slightly, enough that only he could see in it. "Oh my God," He muttered. He opened it all the way and smirked. "Look at all the junk food."
"No, god dammit, look, this wasn't here--" Tohru started, coming up next to him and looking at the fridge. (A/N Ohmigod, Tohru cursed! :O)
"You actually eat this stuff?" Interupted Shigure, holding up frozen hamburger patties.
"Look, this wasn't here! There was nothing here! There was a space and then there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and then there were creatures riding around, and they were growling and snarling! And there were flames and I heard a voice say Zule," Snapped Tohru. "It was right here!"
Shigure was staring at her with a face that clearly said, "You're crazy." "I'm sorry. I'm just not getting any reading."
"Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?" Tohru asked. Shigure suddenly looked uncomfortable.
"Uh-I think so, but I'm sure there aren't animals in there," He said quickly.
"Well that's great," Sighed Tohru. "Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completly crazy."(A/N You're crazy, Tohru! CRAZEH! *faints* Pan-pan, I need my meds now. T.T)
Shigure shook his head. "I don't think you're crazy," He said softly. (A/N BUT SHE IS, SHIGGY! SHE IIIIS! DAMMIT, PAN-PAN! HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA TAKE?)
"That makes me feel so much better," Muttered Tohru, walking away. (A/N Was that sarcastic? Cuz that's mean. T.T Maybe I should stop commenting on every line now. ^.^;)
Shigure slammed shut the fridge and went after her. "Let me tell you a little something about myself. I come home from work, to my place, and all I have is my work! There's nothing else in my life!" He practically shouted, slouching into a couch.
"Dr. Soh--" Tohru started.
"I meet you... and I say, 'Oh my God, there's someone with the same problem I have,'" Shigure continued loudly.
"Yes, we both have the same problem. You," Tohru growled. (A/N That was really cruel, Tohru. 3:)
Shigure slowly got up from the couch. "I am madly in love with you," He said once he was eye-to-eye with her.
"I don't believe this. Will you please leave?" Tohru grumbled, looking extremly angry right now. (A/N Wait, since when did Tohru get a personality change? This isn't like her at ALL! ...Wait, that's my fault! XD)
"...And then she threw me out of her house," Shigure said, heading towards the door. "She thought I was a creep. She thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first." He acted really sad. (A/N Wow, Shigure is EXACTLY like Peter. WTH? XD)
"You are so... so odd." Tohru stared at him as he stood facing opposite of her at the door. He slowly turned around, his face looking bright. "...No."
"I've got it!" Shigure looked happy.
"No, no, no, no!" Tohru shook her head.
"I'll prove myself to you," Decided Shigure.
"That's not neccesary." Tohru looked like she was forcing back a smile.
"Yeah, I'll solve your little problem," Continued Shigure.
"Okay." Tohru nodded her head slowly.
"And then you'll say, 'Shigure Sohma is a guy who can get things done.'" Shigure looked proud. (A/N I don't know if I'm the only person who sees the perverted double meaning in all of Shigure's words. ^.^;)
"Right."
"I wonder what makes him tick."
"I wonder." Tohru was playing along with Shigure's little game, but pushing him closer towards the door each time he talked.
"I wonder if he'd be interested in knowing what makes me tick." While Shigure was saying that, Tohru was opening the door behind him. (A/N For some reason the perverted double meaning is increasing in my mind. O.O)
"Right."
"I'll bet you're even going to be thinking about me after I'm gone," Shigure added, tilting his head to the side in a way that he probably thought was hot.
"I bet I am." Tohru got him all the way out the door and started pushing it shut quickly. But Shigure's head poked out through the door, causing her to be unable to close it all the way.
"No kiss?" He asked. Tohru put her right hand against his face and pushed him roughly out the door. She slammed the door shut before he could come in again. The door farther down the hall of the apartment building opened and a nerdy guy started towards the room that Shigure was standing outside of. But when he saw Shigure, he quickly turned away and started back down the hall.
I hate transitions. They make no sense. So I'll make 'em more fun. LLAMA LLAMA DUCK! ^.^ I know, I'm not funny. Deal with it. :3
"To our first customer," Said Shigure, holding his soda can up for a cheers.
"To our first and only customer," Added Kyo, and they put their soda cans close to each others and then gulped them down.
Wow. That was incredibly boring. Should we skip to something or just end the movie?
Suddenly the zodiac members had opinions again. "End this movie! I don't even do anything!" Snapped Kyo, looking grumpy.
"Baka neko. I'm the smart one. Like it should be." Yuki looked pleased, but had to take his glasses off since he didn't need glasses, so they only damaged his vision.
"If I have more scenes with Tohru, I don't mind." Shigure shrugged.
Oh God. Listen, Tohru's too out-of-character in this story! THE NEXT STORY SHALL INCLUDE YOU GUYS IN ANIMAL FORM! Cuz it'll be Bolt, heehee.
"Bolt?!" Pandora shouted, cause they were all now in the small, white room. "You've gotta be kidding. Do I get a part?"
Well, you're gonna be the evil cat. Y'know, the one that sits on Dr. Calico's shoulder? AND I FOUND THE PERFECT PERSON TO BE DR. CALICO! Cuz... he's a Dr. and... one of his eyes are damaged. CLIFFHANGEEERRRR! Bye. X3
Beds appeared, and everyone climbed into their beds and went to sleep. Because Mel allowed them a night of rest before the next movie. Where they'll be more miserable, hehheh.
A/N How'd you like it? Please review and tell me if this was alright, and if I should do the next chapter, ideas for the next chapter, if you know who Dr. Calico's gonna be(That one's a toughy. XD), and stuff like that. I like knowing your opinions! ^.^