Dear Suzanne,

You put me through a lot. I mean, really? Let's list it all out, starting with The Hunger Games:

Cato cuts my leg.

Katniss breaks my heart.

Catching Fire:

I run into the force field, and Finnick (may he rest in peace) has to resuscitate me.

I get captured by the Capitol

Mockingjay:

I get hijacked by the Capitol

I nearly kill the love of my life

I'm at the point of asking my love to kill me

I get burnt in the final battle scene

Wow. Eight huge encounters that ripped me apart, physically and mentally.

No wonder people think I'm a wimp (and I do make cakes, after all. Couldn't you have given me a hobby that would've boosted my self-esteem somehow?))!

The only way I can forgive you for all my heart-wrenching experiences is the fact that you let me end up with Katniss. Thank you so much. I don't know how I can repay you. I love that we love each other despite our flaws.

Thank you,

Peeta