Kyuubilover: hey guess what. Im high on peaches!
naruto: what the fuck!
kyuubilover: yeah that's right! I smokeded peaches!
naruto: how is that possible?
kyuubilover: here I'll show you * starts chain saw*
naruto: aaaahhhhhh! Why do we need that!
kyuubilover: because we need to cut the invincible peach!
naruto: your fucking retarded!
kyuubilover: no im not im high! Just for that do the disclaimer bitch!
naruto: kyuubilover does not own me * tries to run*
kyuubilover: while I catch him read!Sakura woke up in the nurses room looking at a worried naruto. "so whats this about you loving me?" asked sakura. Naruto replied " I'll explain." Flsh back