Evolution's New Manager
Meeting Evolution
It all started when I got a call from Vince McMahon…. "Hello" I answer.
This is Vince McMahon; Chairman of the WWE….I'm calling to offer you a job as the Manager of Evolution.
When do I get started? I reply
How soon can you get to Stamford, Connecticut to WWE Headquarters? Says Vince
How soon do you want me there? I say
Today, I will book you a plane and hotel right as we speak, he says
Few hours later I'm on a plane to Stamford, CT
I land there and head to WWE Headquarters to meet up with Vince, Stephanie, and Evolution dressed to impress….
I walk up to and head into the building freaking out…. This is it….
I'm directed to a grand meeting room where Vince, Stephanie, Triple H, Batista, and Randy Orton are sitting around this large wood meeting table.
Hello, I'm Melissa….I say sitting next to Randy
It's nice to finally meet you, says Vince
It's nice to meet all you, I reply back
How about we send you and Evolution in a limo around town so you guys can get to know each other, says Stephanie
All of us say that sounds wonderful to us
Next thing I know I'm sitting in a limo with Evolution
Alright there are a few rules as our manager... says Triple H
1. No relationships with our enemies
2. Always tell one of us where you are going
3. Be on time
4. Have fun
Those seems reasonable to me I reply back to him
I feel someone's hand on my thigh and I look to see it belongs to none other than Randy Orton...boy was i blushing