AN: So, I saw that I got very few hits and thought I might post this a little early in the hopes of getting a little more interest. Really...if it isn't very good please don't just move on with out leaving me a review saying so. I want to know the good and bad about the fic. That is the only way to get better. Oh, and here's a little helpful hint I wrote when writing the chapter:
Hee Hee, this is getting confusing for me and I'm the author. I thought I might make this a little easier by giving the guide lines which I used when choosing which name I'd use to label the boy speaking. If it's from their point of view then if it says that name it's that person speaking. If it is from someone's point of view outside of the two switched then it's who appears to be speaking. If someone knows about the switch then I'll start using the real name and not who it appears to be from their perspective. Hope that makes sence now on with the fic.
"Honda-san, is everything ok?" Yuki asked after several moments of Tohru staring at him. "Yes Kyo-kun, its just…you usually call me by name." She said giving him a smile. "Kyo-kun?" Yuki said looking over to find the aforementioned boy. He turned to see Haru kneeling next to…himself? That's when he noticed the orange bangs out of the corner of his eyes. What in the world had happened to him?
Meanwhile poor Haru was dealing with an unusually aggravated Yuki. "You idiot, if you're gonna pull a move like that be aware of your surroundings." He said " You could have hurt Tohru." He continued to yell at the bewildered ox.
"Yuki, calm down, you got her out of the way and she's fine. There's no need to get all worked up." Haru said knowing in the back of his mind that his cousin was right.
"Well, I don't care if the dam rat got her out of the way, he's not always going to be there." The boy continued yelling.
"Yuki?" was all Haru said, a confused look on his face.
"Why do you keep calling me…?" That's when Kyo looked over and saw himself staring back at him open mouthed.
Poor Tohru and Haru still had no idea what was making their friends act so strange.
"Oh, Hell no. This can not possibly be happening." Kyo said storming into the kitchen and nearly tearing the door off. Hum…the stupid rat is actually pretty strong he thought to himself. "Yuki-kun, are you ok?" he heard Tohru call from behind him. Turning angrily toward the girl who was just making her way into the kitchen followed by Haru and his-self…no, he guessed, if I'm in his body then that must be Yuki in mine. "I am not that dam rat so stop calling me by that name." He said, receiving an odd look from both Haru and Tohru.
"Hum…Yuki must have hit his head pretty hard." Haru commented to Tohru making the poor girl start to freak out again.
"Oh, honestly Kyo, won't you please calm down. I'd rather not have you set off my asthma." Kyo said to Yuki only making the poor girl and the ox even more confused.
"Oh my gosh…how hard did you hit your heads!" Tohru said waving her arms up and down and becoming more distressed by the minute. Kyo stepped toward her and gently placed his hand on her shoulder. "Please, Honda-san, calm down." He said, "There isn't anything wrong with us."
Yuki started yelling again. "Are you kidding me you dam rat. There's nothing wrong with us!" Tohru calmed down, not because of Kyo's words, but because she was staring at this exchange with confusion.
Sighing Yuki looked at Tohru and Haru's confusion and realized he was getting nowhere, especially with Kyo yelling and making things worse. It was amazing; Kyo had managed to make him look moronic. Yuki decided to remember how idiotic he looked to others when he got over upset. It was just one more reason to keep his cool even when others could not. At least when he managed to get back into his own body he'd remember that. Right now he wanted nothing more than shut the stupid cat up, even it if meant hitting his own body. "I meant physically wrong Kyo." The rat said, realizing how odd it was to hear Kyo's voice so calm. "Look, everyone please sit down at the table and perhaps the two of us can explain to these two what's happened and end this confusion." He said heading toward the table to encourage the others to do asked as he asked.
"Oh, so you know what happened?" Yuki said, still in an irritable mood. Haru was really puzzled. The two boys were calling each other by their names. It was like Kyo was Yuki and Yuki was Kyo. Was that even possible? Wanting an explanation Haru went to sit at the table.
"One would hope you'd have figured it out by now Kyo." Kyo said. Once again the ox was confused by the way the boys were acting and talking.
"Oh, so you have all the answers you dam rat." Yuki said taking a seat at the table too.
"I never said I knew how or why." Kyo said glaring at Yuki.
Deciding to interrupt the arguing boys Haru said "Well, would one of you like to tell me and Tohru what's going on or should we just check you into the mental hospital now." Seeing Tohru's distress at this comment he added, "That last part was a joke Honda-san."
"I...um…"Kyo started to say but he seemed to be having a hard time getting started. Haru wondered why he seemed so…was nervous the word? Sighing Kyo started again. "This is going to sound crazy but somehow Kyo and I have switched bodies."
Upon hearing this Haru started to laugh "Ha, Ha jokes up boys. Did you really think I'd believe that?"
Haru saw Yuki roll his eyes before saying "Wow, you really are dumb aren't you? Since when have Yuki and I gotten along well enough to pull off this kind of prank? It's a little intricate too. We'd have to be geniuses in order to pull it off."
"Kyo would you please stop calling Haru an idiot. Its not as though either one of us would have believed this before now." Kyo said before turning to Haru "Look, Haru, this is no joke. I may be stuck in the stupid cats body but it's me Yuki."
Seeing Haru still had a disbelieving look Yuki said "You turn into a cow when a girl hugs you but don't believe that we could have switched bodies?"
Haru cracked a smile at that. "Ok, lets say I believe you. Then this is one of the most ironic situations I've ever seen." he said cracking up at the thought.
Just then the oddest noise came from Tohru's direction. "Tohru" all three boys said looking over at the girl who had made the noise. The poor girl had gone pale.
I'm sorry about the errors. I had everything right on my computer but it didn't upload in the same format. I just got back from work and took a look. I'm sorry if the mistakes made an already confusing chapter even more so. As always...Please review!