Day 10: I held a vote with Kakashi sensei, Sasuke, and Sakura to decide if we should hunt Itachi down. The vote ended up being-
YOUR'E a shit head! -ITACHI UCHIHA
that we should all-
TURN INTO Itarrchee - Tobi
...How did you get here Tobi? and who is Itarrchee? also, the vote is that we should hunt down Itachi! Yeah!
Itarrchee iz mi bwest freend - Tobi
Tobi! Stop! you are giving away the secret! - Itachi
Day 11: We decided to go hunt for the Akatsuki base, and found it was actually about a mile away. Idiots. When we got there, we had to constrain Sasuke from bitch-slapping Itachi with a tomato. Then this plant dude came out, and started talking for no reason. Anyways, the Akatsuki gave us the plant dude, we even gave him a nickname! It was Weird-plant-human-thing. Weird-plant-human-thing kept saying his name was Zetsu, but we think he was actually trying to be funny.
Day 12: Eye stul Naartus jurnal! Gyz! Naartus jurnal is a furam nowz!
Don't you mean forum? - Itachi
Yeah for once i will agree with creepy dude on this one - Hidan
Bot gyz! Eye am tri in tu du a guud job! - Tobi
Give me my journal back! - Naruto
Day 13: Finally! Just got it back. They mailed it to my door step, so I have my journal back. Gai sensei and Rock Lee...we met with those two today. At first my reaction was 'Weird creepy looking homosexual guy and his weird looking homo son', because you know, they act really weird and...stuff.
That was very un-youthful! - Rock Lee
Nobody cares Lee - Sasuke
Day 15: Yesterday, I could not write because Sasuke's arm got broken, and Sakura started crying on everything, and I was unlucky enough that she noticed my journal in my arms...she grabbed it, opened it, and started crying on it and crap. That reminds me, Note to self: Never let Sakura have my journal.
Day 16: Sasuke went out today, and when he came back, he was boasting about something called Sasuke Land. When I asked him what it was, he told me his brave tail on how he defeated about 80 ants in a 500 foot square piece of grass with a fireball, and then claimed the land as his. weird-plant-human-thing was very angry at him for burning the grass, but Sasuke and Sakura both just punched him upside the face. It was epic.
Day 17: Orochimaru, some snake pedophile guy, came out of nowhere and he told us about this new land. He called it the land of Ramen. I refused to go there, since Ichiraku's ramen is a loooooot better.
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Hai.
