"Hey mailbox, it's me, Steve."
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"AUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHH!"

I've been watching a ton of youtube poops and laughing my ass off XD this is what I do in my spare time cuz I have NOOOOOOO LIIIIIIFEEEEE.

Oh they found something in the colon/endoscopy! I have chronic inflammation in my stomach and colon, and thats common in ulcerative colitis so I'm gonna have like a million things of blood taken to see if thats it, its either that or irritable bowel syndrome but at least it wasn't all for nothing ya know?

Oh and also me girlfriend was right, in my dream I followed Jhonen to a knitting store and my mom could tell I wanted his attention so she turned me upside down and handed me to him XD then the lady yelled at us so she put me in a shopping cart and drove me around, then I passed by Jhonen again and was like "HIIIIIIII!" even though I looked like the MEGADUMBASS. Haaaaaaa I love Jhonen dreams...

Well here we go again so hold on tight!

"She's so cold and human, it's something humans do, she stays so golden solo she's so number nine, she's incredible math... just incredible math." Scott Matthew

"I WANT YOU!" I screamed very loud and obnoxiously" I WANT YOUUUUUU, I WANT YOU SO BAAAAD IT'S DRIVING ME MAAAD IT'S DRIVING ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD."

I threw the scissors into the ceiling for the millionth time and waited for them to fall again into the couch and spew feathers all over the place. Hey it's my office I do what I want!

Ok yeah I was bored, Dez was running late and this all started when I was spinning scissors around and lost control and watched them fly up into the ceiling. I spent like three minutes FREAKING OUT and jumping up and down to get them back when they fell on their own into the couch, surprisingly entertaining!

"DWICKYYYYYYYY!" the principal came in and practically busted the door down getting in here. OH NO HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SCISSORS.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!" I screamed.

"... Didn't do what? I was talking about your singing..." I froze.

"Oh... I knew that..."

Then the scissors fell into the couch anyway. CRAP... I smiled and chuckled nervously while he just stood there with this look of "Why did I hire this guy?"

"I don't even wanna know " he muttered rubbing his eyes "I just came in here to tell you your kid Dez has choir on Tuesday afternoons, only about a 30 minute practice so after she's out she can come to your office or you can pick her up in the music room."

WOW. Thanks for telling me AGAIN. I rolled my eyes and headed out the door without saying a word, then I paused as I realized something.

"Where's the music room?" I asked poking my head back in my office.

"Down straight down the hall, door to the left. Dwicky what the hell did you do to?-"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!"

I hauled ass out of there!

I walked inside the music room, that was more like an auditorium actually, and sat down on one of the seats looking up at the kids onstage. I recognized Dez's little brown head in between a girl with long auburn hair and a boy with black hair.

I didn't know this school had a choir, I used to be in choir in high school but I wasn't even that great a singer, I just fit into the group. I got comfortable as the choir teacher gave the signal from his piano and the kids began the first few lines of 'Bohemian Rhapsody', and they weren't all that bad! I mean it wasn't like those kids could win a Grammy for their version of the song but it was pretty impressive, I was sort of expecting to be writhing on the floor crying and holding my ears but I'm not!

Hmm, that's pretty mean huh? Oh well.

For the parts that Freddie Mercury sang solo they had one kid go up and sing the part alone, first for the "Mamaaaaaaa OOOOOOHHHHHHHH..." they had the dark haired boy go up, for the opera part it was the auburn haired girl, then for the rock part I was surprised when Dez was handed the microphone.

And I was even MORE surprised when she sang better than both of those two kids combined!

Her voice of course wasn't completely developed yet, I mean she's 11 that would've freaked me out, but she was on her way there. Ha I was so impressed... her voice was strong, and not high pitched like most girls her age. It was a little gritty, but still had an incredibly melodic quality to it that sent shivers down your spine. She had real soul.

Quickly after that the song was over, and I almost fell flat on my face trying to get over to Dez before she left the school.

"DEZ! DEZ! "I shouted, jumping up and down to get her attention" IT'S DWICKY!" she and... well everyone else turned to look at me, heh ooooooops...

Actually now that I think about it I was really close to the stage, that was sorta... useless.

The auburn haired girl turned to her and asked "Who's he?"

"I'm the new counselor" I told her, climbing onto the stage " What about you?" everyone else went backstage to probably get their stuff and go back home.

"Mel!" she replied perkily "Dez is my best friend, you're the hyper guy she's seeing to help her out?" Dez blushed.

"I never said that!" she said quickly. I laughed, hyper guy, that's cute.

"Ha it's ok "I said "I know how I act, you'd have to be headless to not know I'm hyper. Well anywayyyyy Dez, since you get out when we still have half an hour for our session you gotta come back to my office when you're done." she frowned, Dez is not amused...

"I didn't know that..." she said.

"Yeah neither did I. So shall we my lady?" I held out my arm for her and Mel giggled.

"Yeah guess I have no choice, see ya later Mel." Mel waved goodbye and took off "I am not taking your arm , I don't want more stupid rumors spread."

I pouted and made puppy whimpering noises for effect.

"But... there's no one here! We could link arms and skip around whistling "Zippideedoodah" and no one would see!" Dez cocked her head and gave me a weird look "heh... too much?" I smiled sheepishly.

"You're... very odd." I snorted.

"Don't hate, appreciate!"

Wait wait WAIIIIIT! YES! SHE SMILED!

"WOW! That's the first time I've seen you smile Dez!"

And then it vanished. Aw, make it come back.

"I don't like my smile, I have these horrible braces..."

"Oh... you know I had braces when I was your age, believe me, when you get them off your smile will be GORGEOUS... oh wait no that came out wrong." I facepalmed while she cracked a tiny smile and chuckled.

"No I know what you meant, it's ok... so are we going back to your office?"

Oooh boy how do I explain this?

"Um... now that I think about it, better we didn't, I got a bit bored and started playing with scissors, and now I need a new couch... heh..."

All she did was stare at first. Then she cracked up harder than I ever thought was possible for her.

"You're hilarious dude. Seriously."

I stared down at her, and for the first time under her bangs I saw her eyes, and I was stunned speechless for a minute.

"Huh... you have green eyes." Dez laughed nervously.

"Uh... yeah."

"No I mean they're REALLY green! Usually people have eyes that are BLUE-green but your eyes are literally green!"

Wow THAT didn't sound creepy at all. She blushed and looked away.

"Sorry" I said quickly "I've never seen eyes that shade before, I was just surprised."

"Okee..."

SILENCE.

"They're very pretty... your eyes. Very pretty." she smiled.

"Thank you... No one ever says anything about my looks, I'm never really complimented... so that was nice of you to say."

I sat there for 5 minutes thinking of something to say. GOT IT!

"Well, you know what? You're only 11, you have years and years to grow up, you're not going to look the same as you do now 3 years from now. It doesn't matter what you look like now because that's gonna change. Everyone changes. And believe me cuz I have a real knack for these things, you're gonna be a catch when you get older." she laughed.

"Think so?"

"Yep! And if I'm wrong you can come back in 3 years and kick my ass, we both know you'll be able to, you little nosebreaker." both of us laughed together.

"Thanks."

We both sat there on the stage, and it was then that I knew for sure that we were gonna get along great from now on.

WHEW.

Ha I've been lazy. I don't own Dwicky! And if it sounds like he's being a bit of a perv it's cuz I'm exhausted and PMS'ing. I'm in more of a mood to write romance so this happened. THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.

And Sophie's World is the most retarded book ever.

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