SCENE 2

[Finland and Norway have wondered to Norway's house trying to avoid Denmark and Sweden].

NORWAY: [starts to bustle around the kitchen making hot chocolate] Well I'm glad to be nice and safe in my home, and away from those two idiots.

FINLAND: Don't you think they would look here?

NORWAY: What do you mean?

FINLAND: Well we are at your home...

NORWAY: Your point being?

FINLAND: The first place they will probably come looking for you is your house…

NORWAY:[stops making hot chocolate] Oh god you do actually have a point. [sighs] Why can't they just leave me alone? We have to leave now. [Norway scribbles a note and attaches it to the refrigerator, something about how he is going to Iceland's house for the day]

FINLAND: [stares at the not with confusion as Norway is gathering things into a backpack] If you're trying to hide from them why would you leave a note telling them where you are going?

NORWAY: I'm not telling them where I am going.

FINLAND: But-

NORWAY: I'm leaving a false trail [ gives Finland a smirk]

FINLAND: Oh! thats a good idea…wait but yount they be worried?

[In the distance Sweden and Denmark can be heard shouting at each other as usual]

NORWAY: [looks a Finland]How is that my problem? Let's go. Now.

FINLAND: But I'm still not sure that running away is a good idea, and Sweden might worry about me and you know how Denmark throws his tantrums when he isn't with you and-

NORWAY: [completely ignoring Finland] I'll need a boat...

FINLAND: What?

NORWAY: Nevermind, I'm leaving. [Goes out the back door]

FINLAND: Norway! [follows after]

[They quickly rush out the back door just in time to be out of the house before Denmark begins banging on Norway's front door]

DENMARK: Norgie! [Denmark bangs on the door so hard that it comes off it's hinges and falls into the house]...Oops.

SWEDEN:[walks into the house] Look what you did. Norway is not going to be happy with you.

DENMARK: Shut up. Norway loves me and you're just jelly. [follows him inside]

SWEDEN: jelly?

DENMARK: You know jealous?

SWEDEN: Why would I be jealous of a big buffoon?

[they continue to argue for a good thirty minutes]

DENMARK: Wait didn't we come here for a reason?

SWEDEN: We aren't doing anything. I came here to find Norway.

DENMARK: [childishly] Not if I save him first.

SWEDEN:[pinches the bridge of his nose] Does it really matter who saves him if in the end he is safe?

DENMARK: [ignoring Sweden he begins to look around the house and notices the note] Is that a note?

SWEDEN: What else would it be? A moose?

DENMARK: Stop being a smart ass and listen. "I'm going to Iceland's house, please don't come find me…" Obviously Norway has been kidnapped by Iceland and forced to write this note![puts his hands on his hips triumphantly]

SWEDEN: I don't think-

DENMARK: Well either way I am going to Icy's house to be with my Norge~[he skips out the front door with Sweden following close behind]

SWEDEN: Wait for me you idiot!