"Huff...huff. Haha you'll never catch me like that." a little 7 year old blond kid said to the two ninjas chasing him. Now i know you're wondering how a 7 year old kid is out running two ninjas. Well he is just that good(he really just is nimble).
"Come back here brat" one of the to pink clad ninjas yelled.
"Fat chance you stuck up morons." the little blond kid shouted to the white eyed men chasing turning right into an alley he jumped over the fence surrounding a weapons shop.
"Transformation jutsu: roulette style." he said transforming into a rugged middle aged man. he then went into the weapons shop from the back. The interior was decorated with weapons ranging from swords to sickle chains but the most recognizable thing in there was that it was HOT.
he made his way towards the front of the store when he heard the two men run past and was about out when a little girl with short brown hair said "welcome sir what are you looking for." he turned to look at the origin of the voice and lost his concentration for a second which in turn made the transformation dispel."naruto...haah what did you do this time?" the little girl said.
"He he you know the hyugas ten-chan? Well i dyed their robes pink by putting a red tie dye sock in the wash."
"Naruto!... that was brilliant, have fun. By the way why were you looking like my dad?"
"Trade tenten."
Naruto then left the shop only to run into two pink men."you…" before the man could say anything else naruto has bolted running surprisingly fast."come back here runt we were through with you you know never to prank the hyuga." the man said giving chase. Naruto knew he could not run for much longer so he looked around for a way to escape. He saw a group of several nations anbu standing guard outside a building. Thinking fast he did the seals for his roulette jutsu sending his chakra out his chakra connected to a rat .
"Transform."naruto shouted in a puff of smoke just to when two hyuugas were on him.
The anbu felt the chaka spike and turned just in time to see two pink hyuugas emerge through the smoke.
Pulling out their standard katanas they shouted ""stop this place is off limits." the one in the dog mask just long enough for naruto to slip by undetected. Still in rat form naruto slipped under the third hokage's robes.
Back with the anbu
"Let us in the blond brat went in there." the left hyuuga shouted at the anbu. Not wanting to deal with it the rabbit mask anbu delivered a swift chop to the neck and knocked him out
"Run back to hiashi before we do this to you and call ibki or anko to drag you home." dog said. And other pinkman promptly picked up his friend and ran for fear of rape and torture by snakes.
Hearing the retreating footsteps naruto moved out from under the third hokage's robes and undid the transformation startling everybody in the place
"Naruto what are you doing here better yet how did you get in here?" the third hokage asked.
"Uhhh… ummm. nothing" naruto said looking to the side avoiding eye contact with him.
"Naruto..."
"Okay grandpa i snuck into the hyuuga compound and turned all their robes pink by putting a dyed red sock in the wash bin when the lady was distracted."
"Na-ru-to… that was… hilarious!" the third hokage said in mirth.
"Serves the stuck-up douches right nice one… no offense hiashi."
"None take hokage i know how we act." a certain white eyed and robed individual said.
"Hey kid i know the hyuga have the byakugan if you dont mind me asking how did you get in without being noticed?" a white haired extremely tanned man asked wondering how a child could do what his ambassador failed to do several years ago.
"Tell me your name and i'll show you old man." the kid said with a big grin on his face.
"Oh and no using the byakugan hiashi ouji-san." naruto got out before the white haired man went off.
"Listen here brat do you know what people are in this room. By the way the names A. the third raikage."
"Well i see several ninja from several village probably clan heads since several kage are here an old man, a really old man, an extremely old man, and a really cool man with a really cool weapon and a man that is just plain but i can tell that whatever is in that gourd i don't want to mess with" naruto getting three kage to glower at him while the other one smirked.
"Kid i like you i am yagura karatachi fourth mizukage. The other stiffs are onoki. And rasa. The kaze and tsuchikage respectively" the "man"said in actuality he looked as young as naruto.
"Ok… hey what are you guys playing?"naruto asked
"Omaha a gambling game." yagura told him
"Cool can i join." yagura looked at the men around the table with a look that said "what do you think?"
"To deal in you need $1000. Do you have enough?" choza the akimichi head asked.
"I don't know but do you think everything in gama and the secret to my jutsu is enough?"the blond asked while holding up a stuffed frog coin purse.
"Depends show us the jutsu and the special effects to it." a told naruto.
"Which one? I have two" naruto asked looking quite confused
"Both but start with the one you used to get in and the hyuga mansion undetected." yagura told naruto.
Naruto went through the signs and shouted"transformation jutsu: roulette." and what stood there was a perfect copy of the raikage.
"Impressive for a kid but what else can it do or is that it." the raikage asked
"Oh, that's not it watch this" naruto said in the raikage's voice. He then showed extreme concentration. And shouted "lightning armour" and shrouded his body in electricity.
Everybody's jaws hit the floor and the raikage shouted"hyuga check to see if this is an illusion"
Hiashi looked and what he saw was shocking"his chakra is exactly the same as the raikage's"
"So he is a perfect copy of a interesting." onoki said
"What's the next jutsu naruto" the kazekage asked him.
"Okay pinch your noses, you have been warned." naruto told the table.
"Sexy jutsu!" he shouted and then a puff of smoke and out walked a mildly tanned twin tailed girl with a figure to die for and full blond hair."hey boys i tried to make something that would please every guy" the girl said in a feminine voice and a wink. All the guys except the aburame head and the kazekage fainted from blood loss due to the massive nosebleed they got from the blond kid.
After the fainted awoke no guy could look anybody in the eye."one jutsu or half your chips for the first bet will be enough naruto." the third hokage told him.
"To play this you you will get four cards but can only use two their will be seven cards in the middle you can use two cards and up to three in the middle to get the highest 5 cards."yagura told the blond.
"K dealer deal the cards" the hokage told the dealer who in turn said bets on the table. Naruto thinks that his sexyjutsu deed will be good enough so he starts off with that.
"I raise" onoki and put a piece of paper on the stack in the middle. Several men groaned and threw their cards in the middle for the reason that they had several of the same cards. Naruto put his other jutsu "deed" on the pile while everyone did the same. The dealer then put another card out and when no one did anything he put another card down on the pile after about another 5 minutes and five cards later someone said call and instantly a few more people folded and after that everybody threw down two cards and what naruto got surprised everyone.
"No way in hell this kid got a royal flush." the kazekage said.
Pot goes to naruto the dealer said and everyone just stared at the hand with the "how the..."look on their faces.
Next round the dealer said and it was give and take with naruto's winnings for a while. Till the head of a clan in kumo said. I bet my daughter . instantly everybody put in a high stakes bet including the akimichi best restaurant and the hiashi bet his two daughters naruto bet half of the paper that was in his winnings and everything was fine until fugaku said
"I bet the same, my daughter". The uchiha head fugaku said the hokage said"fugaku you can't bet with nonexistent things."
"I'm not, itachi is a female." everyone from konoha looked at him as if he just stopped a meteor.
"Well i bet the same" said a weapons merchant
"same here" said inoichi a blond man with a ponytail
"I bet three stalls in the market." choza said
"I fold" the mizukage said
"I bet my daughters hand." the kazekage said
"I bet my grandaughter yugito nii"the raikage said
"Oooh interesting, call" the kazekage said.
Everyone then laid down their cards and then naruto said "i wanted to give everyone a chance so i only used the lowest number cards." naruto then threw down five aces to which everybody looked at him and said
"Naruto you are one lucky boy congratulations you just won the dojutsu of kumo." a said
For a short commission for which people wrote iou's and took some time to sober up