Ladybug
Chat noir
Sunday 15th April
(4:34pm)
U were fine u big baby
(4:35pm)
YOU THREW ME INTO A RIVER M'LADY
(4:38pm)
So? I've thrown u at akumas before and u didnt care then
(4:40pm)
THAT WAS DIFFERENT
(4:43pm)
Different how?
(4:45pm)
We had to stop the akumas u just threw me into the siene this time cuz u were mad
(4:46pm)
Havent u ever heard all the sayings about cats and water?
(4:48pm)
What about cats and water?
(4:50pm)
Cats HATE water
(4:51pm)
Ur not a cat tho
(5:02pm)
HOW DARE U
(5:03pm)
I could forgive u throwing me in the siene but how dare u call me not a cat!
(5:04pm)
UR NOT A CAT!
(5:05pm)
YES I AM
(5:07pm)
Is the miraculous messing with ur brain? Bc u look pretty human to me
(5:08pm)
Thats the outside, on the inside i am a cat
(5:10pm)
JUST BC UR NAME IS CHAT NOIR DOESNT MAKE U AN ACTUAL CAT
(5:11pm)
DOES TO!
(5:14pm)
How dare u betray me this way I am insulted.
(5:16pm)
Well ur the one insisting that ur a cat….. :P
(5:17pm)
U know what?
(5:17pm)
What?
(5:19pm)
I dont know where that sentence was going but i assure u that it was gonna have a very dramatic and epic end that would purrfectly purrtray the point i was trying to get across
(5:20pm)
Chat do u want to end up back in the siene?
(5:21pm)
NO Y WOULD I WANT THAT
(5:23pm)
Bc u seem to have forgotten the reason i threw u in there in the first place
(5:24pm)
U R EVIL BUGABOO
(5:29pm)
Thanks kitty :)
Monday 16th April 2018
(3:04am)
Hey Chat r u awake?
(3:05am)
No im asleep :/
(3:07am)
Oh… then I guess I'll wait until ur awake then
(3:09am)
I was joking I'm awake
(3:12am)
What do u need m'lady?
(3:13am)
Is there an akuma? Is Paris in danger?
(3:14am)
Do u finally accept my love?
(3:15am)
Has Hawkmoth miraculously decided to give up crime and become a fashion designer?
(3:16am)
No
(3:17am)
Then what is it?
(3:17am)
Is it urgent?
(3:18am)
Yes
(3:19am)
Are u dying :O
(3:20am)
No?
(3:21am)
R u hurt?
(3:21am)
R u in danger?
(3:22am)
Yes
(3:23am)
TO WHICH THING?
(3:24am)
I'm in danger of failing school
(3:26am)
Ur in danger of failing school?
(3:27am)
Yes
(3:28am)
I THOUGHT U WERE IN ACTUAL DANGER DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BUGABOO I JUST LOST ONE OF MY NINE LIVES
(3:29am)
Stop being so overdramatic Chat
(3:30am)
I am being just the right amount of dramatic bugaboo!
(3:32am)
Can u just help me with my homework?
(3:34am)
Let me get this straight…. U texted me at 3am and made me think u were in danger so u could get me to help u with ur homework
(3:35am)
Sorry kitty, In didn't realise u were asleep, i wouldve asked tikki but shes asleep
(3:36am)
Oh i wasn't asleep i may or may not have been playing UMS 3 for the past three hours…
(3:38am)
GO TO SLEEP
(3:39am)
I thought u wanted me to help with ur homework
(3:40am)
Ok help me with my homework then go to sleep
(3:41am)
Yeah sure I'll 'go to sleep' right….
(3:43am)
Anyway ur terrible sleeping habits aside what do u know about science?
(3:44am)
I'd like to think a lot
(3:45am)
What about chemistry?
(3:46am)
Is this the subject chemistry or the burning chemistry between us?
(3:47am)
:/ the subject :/
(3:48am)
Ok right well i'm still in my element so hit me up
(3:49am)
Wait I read it wrong it's not chem its physics
(3:50am)
How do u read chem as physics? They look nothing alike?
(3:52am)
IM TIRED OK
(3:53am)
Why r u doing homework at 4am then? Y dont u take ur own advice and sleep?
(3:54am)
BC THIS IS DUE IN THE MORNING AND I NEED TO GET IT DONE I CAN SLEEP ONCE ITS DONE
(3:55am)
Then maybe tell me what its asking u so i can help u get it done?
(3:57am)
But what if u figure out my identity based off my homework?
(3:59am)
Ladybug… the chances of that happening are super low given almost every teenager in paris has homework what r the chances of u having the exact same homework as me and me figuring that out by one question
(4:01am)
Ok ok… How do I find impulse also what is impulse?
(4:03am)
Impulse is just the change in momentum u find it by Force x time
(4:09am)
Ok ok next question whats newtons 3rd law?
(4:10am)
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Now will there be anything else? Also if ur next question is the same as my homework the answer is 63N
(4:23am)
HOW DID U KNOW HTAT R U STALKING ME
(4:24am)
No I just recognised the questions u were asking me were all on my own homework so figured that it might be true, I'm guessing I was right?
(4:25am)
U WERE AND THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE
(4:26am)
Yeah what r the chances that 2 random kids who happen to be superheroes in Paris goto the same school so have the same homework
(4:28am)
I KNEW U WERE STALKING ME
(4:29am)
Im not stalking u I have some respect LB
(4:30am)
Ok ok so we go to the same school…. Thats a thing
(4:32am)
Uh yeah.
(4:35am)
Im going to sleep
(4:36am)
Uh yeah…
(4:37am)
U should go to sleep aswell
(4:38am)
Uh no...
(4:39am)
Chat go to sleep
(4:40am)
Its only 4am
(4:41am)
EXACTLY ITS 4AM GO TO SLEEP
(4:43am)
I have to get up in like an hour anyway whats the point
(4:44am)
The point is that i dont want my partner dying
(4:45am)
If anything is gonna kill me bugaboo thats gonna be u
(3:22pm)
WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL
(3:23pm)
THAT EXPLAINS HOW U WERE SO QUICK ALL THOSE TIMES ALL THOSE AKUMAS ATTACKED SCHOOL
(3:24pm)
Chat…. Stop were already getting too close to each others identies
(3:25pm)
No m'lady it all makes sense now…. That why how u got in during horificator and how ur always like instantly there…. HOW DIDNT WE REALISE
(3:27pm)
Magic :/
(3:30pm)
True….
(8:43pm)
M'lady do u think Hawkmoth knows?
(8:45pm)
Do ithink hawkmoth knows what?
(8:45pm)
What school we go to
(8:46pm)
Y would he?
(8:47pm)
Dont u think its odd how many akuma have appeared at our school compared to any other school
(8:49pm)
I assumed that was just because Chloe goes there
(8:50pm)
But think about it m'lady it cant just be a cooincidence
(8:52pm)
Surely hes noticed that we always show up quickest at the school akumas and thats why theres so many there
(8:56pm)
Chat….. Chloe goes there. Pretty sure theres so many there just bc of chloe being chloe.
(8:57pm)
And even if he does know we show up there quickly there are a number of reasons to explain that
(8:58pm)
Like maybe our miraculous's allow us to teleport
(8:59pm)
Maybe he thinks we watch chloe bc she is ground zero for many akuma
(9:00pm)
Maybe he thinks we have an alert system
(9:02pm)
Like seriously what are the chances of him putting together the fact we go there when it took us until now to put it together ourselves and WE GO THERE
(9:04pm)
I guess so… . but still what if he does know?
(9:05pm)
I'm almost certain that he doesnt :/
(9:06pm)
I guess ur right after all what are the chances
Meanwhile…
Hawkmoth was pacing around his butterfly lair getting more and more frustrated that there was nobody in Paris currently angry enough for him to akumatized. He would've akumatized himself but he'd already played that card and didn't want Ladybug and Chat Noir to key into the fact he could akumatized people more than once, after all, he had to keep some tricks up his sleeve.
Unfortunately, without anyone to akumatize his lair was incredibly boring. He hadn't realised when he'd first designed it but he'd made a major design flaw in not putting a single bit of furniture in the room aside from the table in the corner which as he'd experimented with in the past didn't offer anything but he couldn't exactly take it out given his dramatic entrance elevator wasn't big enough to fit a table into.
The next problem was that unlike Ladybug and Chat Noir who seemed to be able to do almost anything on their respective weapons he, unfortunately, couldn't do anything on his own and his civilian phone disappeared with the transformation. It also wasn't like he could change back, what if someone got mad? Of course, there were mad people but they weren't interesting people or weren't the type of people he wanted to akumatize. After all, he wasn't about to make the mistakes of Mr Pigeon, Robustus or Gigantor again, those akuma's had been total failures and he really didn't want to repeat them again. He had a reputation of a serious villain to uphold.
Of course, that was what left him sitting alone in his lair with nothing to do but grumble over Ladybug and Chat Noir. He was getting increasingly frustrated that they always managed to stop his akumas no matter what he tried. He couldn't understand it, even when he'd have the two of them trapped they'd escape. Actually, he pondered how had they even gotten in when Horrificator had trapped them in the school with her pink goo because almost as soon as she'd been akumatized she'd enclosed the school in pink goo…
How? How had they gotten in? He knew that the outside hadn't been breached because a news crew had shown up during the battle and showed the outside of the entire building and there was almost certainly hadn't been breached in any way and he'd seen through her own eyes that they seemed to be struggling with breaking the goo so how had they gotten in?
There were two options either the two had magical teleporting powers he was somehow unaware of or they'd already been in the school. He was pretty sure that teleportation was unlikely given that probably would've been included in the book on the miraculous that covered everything from the kwami's favourite foods to the first discovery of the miraculous. So teleportation unlikely…..
Then it clicked the only logical solution (aside from them being students but the only student he would be willing to be beaten by would be his son and Adrien couldn't be Chat Noir given the whole gorilla fiasco) they had to work in the school! That was the only way they could possibly get to the school so quickly every time! Clearly, the only possible logical solution was that they worked there!
(Cue Nooroo facepalming from wherever kwami go when sucked inside the miraculous)