So here's another oneshot I found with Xanxus! Again, its on my quizilla account ShadowxxHeart if you want to read them!
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"Come on, Hiro! Shake the rattle for mommy!"
"Goo ga bloo shoo."
Many years ago, when you envisioned your perfect family scene, you'd imagine your husband and yourself playing with an adorable child in a comfy living room. A pleasant fire would burn quietly in its hearth, spreading its cozy, inviting warmth everywhere within its reach.
But here you were in a mafia boss' office, playing peek-a-boo with a 10 month-old son who was obviously more interested in throwing things (you blamed his father), and the daddy lounging on an office chair with a glass half-filled with whisky in his hand and a heavy scowl on his face.
"Blurshoogaa!" you son babbled baby nonsense. He gave you a cheerful smile before grabbing the rattling piece of plastic and throwing it across the room.
Knocking into a certain glass of alchohol in the hand of a certain irritated Varia boss.
Xanxus glowered at you, amber-coloured liquid dripping onto his once crisp, clean, white shirt. He threw in a glare at Hiro for extra measure, but the toddler was too busy obliviously looking for his favourite toy. He gave a tearful wail as he realised it was nowhere to be seen.
Xanxus threw the empty glass into a corner and gave you a commanding look.
"Get me some more whisky, woman." You gave him a dull stare.
You'd think after 15 years, a marriage, and a kid with the guy he'd learn your name by now.
Heaving a huge sigh, you got up from the couch you were sitting on and jabbed a finger in your oh-so affectionate husband's direction.
"If I see even one tear on Hiro's face when I get back, you'll find yourself sleeping in Squalo's room with his sword shoved up your ass!" You warned, making your way out.
Just as you were about to close the door behind you, the faint sound of a chair being shoved aside, the clattering of a rattler, and a baby's bubbly laughter reached your ears.
A smile tugged your lips.
Maybe he won't make such an awful dad after all.