THE PURPLE LlAMA ATTACK!
Lately Alyss has been stressing terribly ever since she got her new astro-wonder telescope. Now she has refused to come out of the closet…
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"PLLLEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEE come out of the closet alyss," Will requested.
"NO! Not until you take me to the forests of Kaerak in Tulet," Alyss winged in a very medieval way.
"WHY!" yelled Will, he was starting to get very angry.
"Because, well… I HAVE CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED RAINBOW STICKS!" Alyss rambled insanely.
"That doesn't make sense …" Will replied, now he was frustrated.
"Why don't you come in yourself," Alyss asked idiotically
"Fine, if that'll get you out," Will surrendered
NOW WILL IS IN THE CLOSET TOO
Soon Evanlyn heard from the inn keeper that too insane people were inside the closet being retards. She had a plan to get them out.
When she got there Halt, Horace and Gilan were in the closet.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Evanlyn yelled
"Were having fun in the closet," they said insanely
"I have a cookie," Evanlyn tried waving it to get their attention
"COOL! Bring it in the closet," Will said, Evanlyn could hear him drooling.
"You all have to come out if you want it," She taunted them by waving the cookie and throwing it on the floor.
"CRAP! CANNOT RESIST TEMPTATION!" Will shrieked insanely
They all came tumbling out of the closet; Alyss got up and took the cookie like that thing from lord of the rings.
"HEY, SHARE THE COOKIE WITH ME!" Screeched Gilan, he soon chucked a tantrum
"Alyss why were you in the closet?" Evanlyn asked.
Alyss signaled them to follow. She led them all the way to the forests of Kaerak, while singing a very random song.
"Were here," Alyss said, she pointed out a giant tree stump.
The stood there ominously. Nothing happened. Soon something jumped out from the stump. It looked like a giant, hairy, blue llama with a moustache; it was wearing a red shirt.
"Um… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Evanlyn shrieked, she started mumbling stuff under her breath.
Everybody stared at her insanely with a retarded smile.
"I'VE SEEN CHARLIE THE UNICORN! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" She yelled
They continued staring… even the llama was.
"SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!" Now she was angry
It flew up and started singing
Evey you look quite down with your big fat ass and your giant gut.
Better stop eating KFC. –DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-
Evey when your life's a mess, always feeling crap, In distress
The world doesn't have to be so straight
All you have to do is
Lock yourself up in a closet
Find a giant closet and throw away the key
It works
"NO IT DOESN'T!"
Works well
Once you're in your fat will wash away
With a little help from Jenny Craig
When in your clothes a closet cheers
So go and lock yourself in a closet
The others joined in…
Lock thyself in a closet
"HELL NO!"
You will never be skinny if you eat that KFC
It works
"SHUT UP!"
Works well
And it's in that draw in so bright clear
Oh every day of every year
The futures bright for this big fat girl
So go on lock your self in a CLLOOOO-OOO-OOO-SSEETTT
It landed and randomly combusted…
"That was retarded," Evanlyn said, She was still very red in the face
"Now I have it!" yelled Alyss triumphantly
"Have what?" asked Gilan
"Now I can finally know what can save us from the purple llama,"finished Alyss
When they got back they ran back into the closet…
Evanlyn decided to go back to her duties and not worry about them, besides they were fine by themselves.
Meanwhile
"It's so boring in the closet," Will cried
"I know, let's make a fire in the closet!" Halt said
Yep, they were absolutely fine by themselves…
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