The Anime Assassins!

Ep 2: Asuna! (Sword Art Online)

Tomoko woke up from a nightmare to her phone ringing. It was Magi Thunder. Tomoko answered the call. "Hello?"

"You got the list?" Magi asked.

Tomoko looked at the list on her wall. "Yeah."

"Who's first?"

"Asuna, Sword Art Online"

"Oh? That sword bitch? I thought you liked her."

"I do...I'm just sick of her bullshit."

"Consider it done." Magi said and licks her knife and then groans in pain.

"Oh well!" Tomoko throws her phone behind her and went back to sleep. Magi got dressed and heads out to assassinate Asuna Yuuki. She walked to her truck and starts it up. She then had Asuna's location on her phone and eats a Twizzler as she drives off. She stops and uses binoculars and sees Asuna driving her car. Magi Thunder gets her gun ready.

Asuna parks her car and got out of it. She started walking until...

"Oh hello!" Magi Thunder called out and steps on a Twizzler and walks towards Asuna, hiding her gun behind her back. "You look familiar. You're Asuna Yuuki. I've seen you on TubeAnime."

"Yeah, who are you?" Asuna asked the girl.

"Oh that doesn't matter...but I'm surprised you're not recording this." Magi smirked.

"Why is that?"

"Because this is gonna be your last episode!" Magi pulls her gun out and fires at Asuna. Asuna screamed and went for cover, behind car.

Magi fires more shots into the air. "Come out Asuna! Don't make this hard on yourself!"

"Motherfucker want to play?" Asuna said to herself and reached for double pistols in her purse. "LET'S PLAY!"

"Oh shit!" Magi said and runs away as Asuna fires her guns at Magi. Magi fires back. The two exchange shots. Magi slides to a pillar and fires back. Asuna does the same and also fires back. "Give it up Asuna! You're no match for Magi Thunder!"

"Screw you motherfucker!" Asuna yelled out and ran into the building as Magi chases her. She ran out of bullets also.

Asuna slides into an elevator. It closes. Magi got mad and banged on the door. She looks around and found stairs. She goes down and found another elevator and aims her gun at the door. It opens and BANG! A girl gets shot and goes down...but it wasn't Asuna. "Uhhh...oops." Magi slides her hand down on all the buttons and hides.

Asuna came out of the elevator and looked around cautiously. She then runs but Magi was right around the corner. She hits Asuna in the head with her gun. Asuna groans and Magi took two steps. "Thunder kick!" Magi said and kicks Asuna in the butt. Asuna goes down and shoots at Magi. She was out of bullets. "Thank God you're out of bullets! Rahhhh!" Magi smacks the guns out of Asuna's hands, as she lays on her back.

"What do you want?" She asked.

"I want your views! But first...I got something for yeah." Magi said pulling out a cupcake.

"Mmmm!?" Asuna eyes went wide.

"I hope you like cupcakes." Magi places the cupcake into Asuna's open mouth. "Eat it! I mixed it with carpet cleaner and super glue. Your whole body will be paralyzed within seconds...and by the time this candle's done burning out? You'll be dead." Magi Lights a match and lites the cupcake. Asuna was screaming.

"Farewell Asuna." Magi said and started walking away from Asuna, hearing her muffled screams for help. Suddenly...BOOM! The cupcake exploded! Magi got scared and looked behind her. Asuna's head was blown off. "Wrong cupcake..." Magi said and runs away back home. Bob, her husband, was away doing his own things. Magi started to relax and calls Tomoko Kuroki. "Asuna Yuuki is Asuna Yuuki no more."

"What happend?" Tomoko asked.

"Let's just say...she ate her last cupcake...so who's next?"

Tomoko draws a line over Asuna's name. Tomorrow would be the next target: Yuno Gasai.

Kill List:

1-Asuna (Sword Art Online)

2-Yuno (Mirai Nikki)

3-Noire (Neptunia)

4-Yuu (Watamote)