Authors note: Hi Guys! i hope you enjoy part 2 of Day in a life of a Puffin! it's my second story EVER! ^.^ Please make sure that you comment! And FYI: for me, Mr. Puffin talks just so you know. :P hope you like it!
Day in a Life of a Puffin (A Puffin's blog) part 2
My Mornings
I woke up to the smell of Swedish pancakes cooking on the stove and the scent of freshly washed strawberries and blueberries. I immediately sprang up from my little spot on Icy's bed and began to do my daily 'warm ups'. It usually isn't much but I guess I have to work out a little more, I could've sworn I heard my left wing pop a little… I also gave a yawn or two and began and fluffing up my wings. After that I headed for the kitchen. I flew to the left and to the right to show my wingspan that was almost too close for comfort against the tiny hall. I began to do twists, turns and tricks that I had seen in a strange show called… 'Animal planet'. I have never heard of such a planet called 'animal planet' I mean… is there such a planet out there with just, ANIMALS? I thought Earth was the only planet with animals… but hey! You never know! So anyway while I was thinking about 'Animal Planet' I got distracted with my flying and crash landed into the bowl of unmade Swedish pancakes mix…
"Nice landing Puff-puff…" stupid porcupine whistled
"Shut up Den… I don't need to be mocked by you…" I responded
"Whoa, can you believe it? Puff-puff actually called me DEN!"
"Well it's better than calling you 'mark'." Sweden added
"Come on you guys," Finland said as he picked me up from the bowl looking at me with concerning eyes, "Hey Denmark can you go wake up Icey? I don't know how to wash his pet…"
"Oh come on… I'm not that hard to take care of…" I complained
"Yeah, but what if I were to use the wrong shampoo and then somehow you were to lose all of your feathers…" Finland gave an evil glare that I have never seen before, "that wouldn't be good, would it?"
"Dude, I've never seen Finland that way before…" The Stupid porcupine mumbled.
"What did you say Denny?" Finland smiled as he turned his head ever so slowly.
"I'm just gonna go get Icey… " He said as he sprinted off into the distance.
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POV- 3rd person
"Yo…Icy…" Denmark called silently, "You have to wake up or else I think Finland's gonna kill me…"
"Stop makin' excuses.." Iceland mumbled.
"I'm not! Something's wrong with Finland!"
"He probably got an insult about him not being Santa or something… now go away…"
" Dude seriously…"
Iceland buried himself in his blankets.
"Icey, don't make me do it…"
"Do what?"
" You know…"
"You know that sounds verrrryyyy…AHH"
Within seconds Denmark quickly shoved the innocent country off of the comfort of his bed and straight to the ground.
"Perverted… owww…." He moaned, "What was that for?"
"Sorry bud, but it was the only way."
" Yeah right…"
"But I'd have to admit, I had a nice feeling when I pushed you off…"
"Why you little…"
"I'm not little, I'm tall!" Denmark smirked.
"Shut up you…" Iceland said as he chased after the annoying country.
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-Back to puffin's POV-
After a while, stupid porcupine came back with a giant smile streaked across his ugly face; as proud as can be… and my poor owner rubbing his butt with his hand. It was obvious that the stupid porcupine did something to Icy to get him out of bed. I swear, once I'm back to my clean state I'm gonna KILL HIM!
"Oh wow, you got Iceland up!" Finland cheered.
"Yeah you bet!" stupid porcupine grinned.
"The hard and painful way, that's for sure." Icy mumbled.
"Hey, I warned you!" Stupid Porcupine said.
"You call that a warning?" then he started to mock the stupid porcupine in a funny action adding voice and movements like a monkey! It was quite hilarious, for us anyway, "Icy don't make me do it! Ahaha lemme push you off the bed! Ahaha I'm not little! I'm tall!"
"So that's what you think of me?"
"That's all how we think of you…" Norway said out of the blue.
"Oh, good morning Norway!" Finland smiled, "Did we wake you up?"
"Yeah, what's all the ruckus about?"
"Icy's Puffin needs a-washing." Sweden answered.
"Wha?" Icy quickly ran over to me, "You poor Puffin! What happened to you?"
"It's a long story…" I responded.
"Here, I'll wash you right away!" Icy quickly picked me up.
"Hey you guys… what's that smell?" stupid porcupine asked.
"Yeah, it smells like dead bodies…" Norway responded.
"Don't say that! It smells like something else, maybe something burnt?" Finland pondered.
"Well the house isn't on fire…" Icy stated.
Everyone turned towards the scent.
"AHH! THE PANCAKES!"
So that's how my mornings usually start… The craziness of it all, not the landing in the pancake mix or the burning the pancakes. Oh yeah, and occasionally stupid porcupine will wake up Norway but he'll come back with bruises, red cheeks, and a nosebleed saying, "He'll be up in a few…" and sitting silently on the sofa waiting for breakfast. Sometimes he'll shiver in fear when Norway comes out of his den to eat after an hour or so later. We always wonder what Norway does to him, but that's probably the only times I actually feel sorry for him.
Ahh… after Icy gave me that shower I felt great… luckily he used that lavender scented soap because when he uses the bland one I don't feel princely or amazing, I just feel… bland… and trust me bland is not a happy feeling to feel all day long…
So anyway, I've been watching this anime lately called Black Butler. It's quite interesting. I got into it because everyone except Norway went to see a movie. It was one Norway and I didn't want to see, the Avengers or something, I heard there was a character called Captain America and I knew it was a bad sign. It was all stupid porcupine's idea, poor Icy… So what I was saying, Norway started to go on Netflix and watch Black Butler and boy, it was AWESOME! Episode after episode, I was addicted! Yet it kinda got me thinking, all these characters acted a lot like our strange group ironically. I thought that Iceland was more like a character named Ciel Phantomhive and Norway was like Sebastian in a way… I might be wrong, but I could totally see them two playing those characters… Stupid porcupine was like that Indian dude named prince Soma and Sweden was like the character William, always so serious. And Finland was mostly like Mey-rin or Finny (ironically). I don't know who I would be but I would hope someone really cool!
"Hey Norway…" I called.
"Hmm?" he nodded in response.
"Which character would I be?"
The room was silent for a while until he pointed at the character with blonde hair wearing a chef's suit. I looked at Norway for a second and thought to myself, "him? He's not cool at all… He MUST have meant someone else, perhaps someone in the background…"
"Bardroy…" he told me, "He acts just like you…"
"… WHA?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
"I am totally and utterly serious."
"Well you know what… I think your most like Tanaka or Sebastian… so HA!"
To be honest, after I said those words, I realized that being called 'Sebastian' is not offensive at all…
"Sometimes you're like Ciel too…" he added.
"I am NOT Ciel… he's too heartless… besides, It's not like I have an eye patch!"
The room remained silent for a while until Norway slowly turned his head towards me and said with a straight face,
"Ho, ho, ho…"