"What's a Mickey Mouse?"
Link stood holding the sword in front of him. He swung it around effortlessly and then placed it in its sheath.
"Wait!" Ganondorf yelled suddenly. He grabbed the sword from Link and gazed at it, looking at his reflection. The King of Evil gasped in horror.
"What?" Link asked, confused. "What is it?"
"Is that a wrinkle?!" Ganondorf looked like he could've broken into tears. He reached up and brushed a piece of hair off his face then sighed. "All better." He handed the sword back to Link.
Link looked at the sword, Ganondorf, back at the sword and then finally put it away, still confused. "I didn't know you were such a narcissist."
"Quiet you. Now then, on with our vacation."
Link stepped into the Travel Agency office once again. There sat the same lady…with the same smile. Link backed away at first, scared to see she hadn't changed a bit in the past seven years. What was creepier was that she hadn't even seemed to move. She was sitting in the exact same position.
Getting control of his fear, Link walked up to her followed by Ganondorf who was carrying the bubble holding Navi.
"Welcome to Hyrule Travel Agency. Can I help you two gentlemen?" The lady asked.
"We want to book a vacation for someplace far, far away." Link felt as if he had done this before.
"Well, let's see here." The lady pulled out a thick book and sat it on her desk. "What kind of place are you guys looking for?"
"Um…" Link looked back at Ganondorf.
"Someplace warm." The King of Evil commented. Coming from a desert, he preferred warm climates.
The lady flipped a couple pages in the textbook. "Ok…"
"Plenty of entertainment. Don't send us to the middle of a desert." Link decided.
"Ok…" The lady flipped more textbooks.
"Lots of nightlife." Ganondorf said.
More pages flipped.
"And um…" Link thought. What else would he like…? "Plenty of adventure."
The lady finally pointed to a section in her book. "I found the perfect location for you gentlemen. Now then, how many will be traveling?"
"Three." Link started.
Ganondorf nudged Link for a second. "Who's the third person? If you're planning on dragging the princess along you can forget our deal."
"Why would I drag that ditz along?" Link asked. "I meant Navi. I can't leave her behind just because she's locked in a bubble."
"We'll shove her in with our carry on luggage and save ourselves some cash." Ganondorf suggested.
"Not bad, not bad at all." Link smiled and turned back to the service clerk, who was still smiling. "Make that two."
"Two people. Ok and how many nights?"
"Let's go um…six nights." Ganondorf decided.
"Ok then. I have you two gentlemen booked. You're flight will leave from HIA tomorrow morning at eight AM. Total cost will be eight hundred, ninety-two rupees."
Link and Ganondorf split the fee just like they had said they would. After the two paid, they headed out. Ganondorf looked down at Link.
"What's the HIA?" He asked.
"Hyrule International Airport." Link answered.
"Ah…since when does Hyrule have an airport?"
"How long were you locked away in the Sacred Realm again?" Link looked up at him.
"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in the red zone." The woman's voice echoed repeatedly.
"Com'on! We're gonna miss our flight!" Link yelled at Ganondorf.
Ganondorf came trudging behind loaded down with suitcases. "I feel like I'm forgetting something."
"It's too late now. Com'on, we still have to go through security." Link held the door open for Ganondorf.
After finding the security station closest to their flight gate, Link and Ganondorf stepped through one by one.
As Link stepped through the metal detector went off. The guard standing there asked him to step back and empty his pockets.
An hour later Link and Ganondorf sat on the plane as it began to take off. Link looked out the window, looking very saddened. A flight attendant came by and asked Ganondorf if Link was ok. Ganondorf explained and the stewardess walked off again.
"Man, I told them not to sit me with those people." A man commented as he walked past Ganondorf. Spotting the empty seat he paused and looked at Link and Ganondorf. "Excuse me, but is anyone sitting here?"
Ganondorf looked up to see a man dressed in a red overcoat with his blonde hair spiked upwards. "Na. Go ahead."
The man sat down and smiled. "So, what's your name?" He asked Ganondorf.
"Ganondorf."
The man in red thought about this for a moment. He had heard some strange names before, but Ganondorf was by far the weirdest. He shrugged his shoulders. "I'm Vash."
"Vash? What kind of a name is Vash?" Ganondorf asked.
"I'd prefer if you'd keep it down when you said my name." Vash smiled sheepishly.
Ganondorf cocked an eyebrow and shrugged. "Yeah, ok."
It was at this time that Vash finally noticed the very depressed Link. He turned back to Ganondorf. "You know him?"
The King of Evil nodded. "He's with me."
"What's got him looking so blue?"
"They made him store his sword with the rest of the luggage down below."
"Sword?" Vash looked confused.
"Never mind."
"Hey, could you guys keep it down back there? We're trying to get some sleep." The man one row ahead bent back over his seat and looked the three over. The man had bright red hair and was dressed in black with a yellow cape thrown over his shoulders.
"Yeah, sorry about that." Vash smiled.
"Gees, Gene. You don't have to be so rude to everyone." A young boy flipped back to look over the seat as well. "Sorry about him. He's like this a lot."
"Maybe you should stop lecturing me, Jim. You're lucky I could scrounge up enough money to take you on this trip. Man, I hope Melfina will be ok while we're gone."
"She'll be fine. I just hope my car is…" Jim said.
An hour later two voices could be heard not far from where the five travelers were sitting.
"I'm not sure I'm going to like this vacation. Lord Tenchi is still back in Okiyama." Ayeka said worriedly.
"Lighten up, princess. We'll have tons of fun." Ryoko responded and waved her hand in a carefree manner. "That's it, Princess. Take your mind off of Tenchi so that you can fall in love with someone else while we're here. Then I can have Tenchi all for myself."
"Um…"
"What is it now, Princess?"
"Where are the restrooms?" Ayeka asked sheepishly.
"Com'on." Ryoko and Ayeka headed off to the plane's restrooms. As much as Ryoko wanted to bolt the door shut once Ayeka was in it, she figured doing so would ruin her plan to get Ayeka away from Tenchi.
Once she had entered the restroom Ayeka immediately plugged her nose. "This place is absolutely disgusting and unfit for a princess of my stature!" Strained as she might, Ayeka could not stand it. "Grr…I can take this no longer!!!"
Ryoko stood with her back pressed against the door of the restroom. A moment later she heard a muffled explosion. The demon poked her head into the restroom and looked around for Ayeka.
"Ryoko, help me!!" Ayeka cried as she hanged from the sink in the restroom. The hole she had created where the toilet had been before was threatening to suck her out.
The demon reached in and pulled Ayeka out and the two shut the door. After informing a flight attendant, the two headed back to their seats. The flight attendant grabbed a piece of paper and pen then a piece of scotch tape. The paper she posted to the bathroom door simply had the words "Out of Order" written upon them in several different languages, including Hylian, English and Japanese.
"Where did we end up booking a flight to again?" Gene looked around the airport. Outside the windows were palm trees and flowering shrubberies swaying in the evening breeze.
"Someplace called 'Orlando'." Jim explained. "At least that's what the lady said."
"Oh, goodie. Hyrule isn't the only place with lousy travel agencies." Ganondorf sighed and shook his head. He looked over towards a very happy Link.
"Good sword…pretty sword…and its precious…and it's beautiful…" Link held onto the Master Sword, happily reunited with it.
"He was sad about that?" Vash looked at Link confused.
"Where are you guys staying anyway?" Gene asked everyone.
"Um…the lady said it was the happiest place on earth." Link responded.
"I would've preferred something a bit more melancholy." Ganondorf mumbled.
"I'm staying at…" Vash pulled out a slip off paper with instructions on it. "Oh yeah, Disney World."
"That's it! We got reservations for that place, too." Jim looked excited.
Ganondorf looked at Link. "Don't tell me we got booked at the same place as these people."
"Ok, I won't tell you." Link smiled.
"This is the last time I travel anywhere with you. When we get back to Hyrule, I'm gonna…"
Jim bounced up and down. "Com'on! Let's go! Let's go! I wanna meet Mickey Mouse!"
"What's a Mickey Mouse?" Vash asked.
"I have no idea." Link shook his head.