Title: No Canadians Allowed
Characters: America, Canada
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace
Rating: K+
Summary: Companion to You Call that Driving? America and Canada finally arrive to Costco only to find that the customers are not so happy with the guest from the neighboring country.
A/N: I am SO taking advantage of this incident. It's just comical to me because some of the Bellingham residents are bothered by Canadians shopping at Costco. I think Canadians are good for the American economy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. If I did, I would have drawn this in a very comical way.
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Canada held tight to Mr. Kumajiro as he and America exited the car.
"Wow, we actually made it in one piece," America said as they walked into Costco.
"I am so sorry aboot that, America!" Canada said, embarrassed by what had happened.
"Nah, don't sweat it," America replied. "I'll teach you how to drive later. For now, let's see what you need to get from here. You brought that list?"
Canada answered by reached into his pocket and taking out a folded piece of paper.
"Alright, then. I suggest you stock up on mayonnaise, brah. It got cheap in the last month," America suggested as they began to walk around.
"That's what I was thinking. I heard about that, so I placed it at the top of my list," Canada answered.
"Cool. Wanna split up to cover more ground?"
"I guess so. Why don't we meet up where the mayonnaise is—"
"Let's meet up where the cookies, are, alright?" America suddenly looked like he was drooling and his voice suddenly hit that obnoxious note. "Those chocolate chips have been really calling out to me."
Canada sighed. His brother was just too loud to even agree with. "Alright, ay. See you in a bit."
However, when America arrived to the aisle that contained his desired cookies, he didn't find Canada. He had actually forgotten he had come with his brother to Costco and suddenly remembered when he saw the mayonnaise special.
'Where the hell is he?' he wondered.
That's when he heard the flurry of voices, which sounded like they were complaining, and the peace was suddenly broken.
"Those Canadians are really crowding up the place," one shopper said.
"I can't even walk around here without bumping into a stupid Canadian," another one mumbled.
Ouch. America never thought he'd hear somebody complain about his brother, especially his own people. When he found Canada, he also found a small crowd of men pounding on his head, making bruises form.
"Dude, they're like totally pounding on you," America pointed out.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Canada asked with exasperation and desperation.
America stared at him for a second before deciding to help. "Dudes, lay off the brother," he ordered.
"We will, America, if you tell him to make his people stop coming in and crowding up Costco," replied one of the men that was hitting Canada's cranium.
"Haha, dude, seriously? You gotta loosen up." America grabbed Canada by his forearm and pulled him away from the men. "If I tell him that, where will I get awesome maple syrup?"
Poor Canada. R/R, plz! Support is love!
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