Dark kisame again! I'm here to give all my fan… that's right don't any hee hee. Oh well I'm here to give you the second chapter of Akatsuki truth or dare! So let's start from the top, I don't own any thing and… well… that's it. Ready? :3

AKATSUKI TRUTH OR DARE CHAPTER 2: HAHAHA!

Kisame walked to the group and sat down. "Ah that was refreshing." "What'd you do, take a bath in the river?" Itachi asked. "Yup." Kisame answered. Everyone stared uneasily. Deidara stumbled to the group from the bathroom, a bottle of mouthwash in his hand. "How you feel?" Konan asked. Deidara took a big drink from the bottle. "AGH! Horrible. Xb" Deidara said. "Did it taste good the second time around?" Sasori said slyly. "Oh shut up MISSES Sasori," Deidara retorted.

"It's my turn? Okay Tobi truth or dare?" Deidara asked. "Tobi choose truth!" "Okay what are you hiding under that mask?" "Err… um… Tobi can't tell." "EEERRR wrong answer you must pay the penalty." Deidara said handing Tobi a turtle. "AWW! Look at 'm he's so cute!" Deidara made the hand seal making the turtle blowup and Tobi go flying. "Oh no, Tobi's blasting off agaaaaiiinnn!" "Look at 'm go!" Hidan yelled.

"Tobi's out so I guess it's your turn Pein." Konan said. "Um okay… Konan truth or dare?" Pein asked. "Truth!" "Do you uh… you… um… *gulp* DO YOU LIKE ME?" Pein said quickly. Konan leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Pein's face turned blood red. "How cheesy!" Kakuzu said rolling his eyes. "Oh is it? Well now it's my turn." Konan said with smirk. "Not to endanger my money, I'll pick truth." Kakuzu said.

"Really? I always wondered what your favorite movie was, truly." Konan asked. "What kind of question is that?" Kakuzu demanded. "Just answer." "All right, it's Gundam." "LIES!" Hidan yelled. "What is it?" Konan urged. Hidan pulled out a VHS type marked "DO NOT TUCH." "What's that?" Konan asked eagerly. "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!" Kakuzu demanded. "Hidden in a safe behind your portrait of money." "What? How'd you unlock it?" "It's easy when you have a triple-bladed scythe." "WHAT-IS-IIIIIT!" Konan yelled. "I don't know, but it wouldn't say `don not touch` if it wasn't his favorite." "Well put it in." "NOOO!" Kakuzu pleaded. Hidan put the tape in the VHS. "NO! Don't press play!" "GET 'M." Konan yelled. Kisame blindsided Kakuzu in the head with samehada.

By the time Kakuzu came to everyone was staring with a smirk on their face. "ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE %#+ DID YOU DO!" Kakuzu demanded. "So *smirk* your favorite movie is… `Raggedy Ann`." Konan said before breaking into laughter. Everyone else followed suit. "NOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING" Kakuzu yelled in dismay. "It's my turn now!"

"Hidan what do you choose?" Kakuzu said. "Dare." Hidan answered. "I dare you to burn the symbol of Jashin." Kakuzu said evilly. "NO! NOT IN A MILLION #%+ YEARS!" Hidan said angrily. "Payback time, Hand it over." "NEVER YOU JASHIN HATER!" Kakuzu's tendrils stretched out and sewed Hidan's mouth shut. "Just shut up." Kakuzu then took Hidan's necklace and burnt it. "MMMMMMM!" "Let me get that." Kakuzu said proud of himself. When Kakuzu undid Hidan's mouth he jumped up. "I'M GOING TO BEAT THE %#^ OUT OF YOU, YOU MOTHER %#^." Hidan yelled. "Quiet down you moron It's you turn." Kakuzu said.

Hidan looked round. Then he saw Itachi (who was not paying a bit of attention) was reading a book. "Itachi truth or dare?" "Hmm what?" Itachi said looking up from his book. "OH! Truth. I pick truth." "Okay everyone wants to know, how you read? I mean you're as blind as a bat." Hidan said. "Well I just do." Itachi said. "What's with that pen you have?" "It's to keep my place." Kisame took the pen. "That's an odd pen… hay you're wearing ear phones!" Kisame said. He took a better look at the pen. "Hay it's a leap frog pen, you know for like kindergarteners." Kisame said.

Everyone started to laugh. "OMG are you serious? A leap frog pen?" Konan laughed. "S'not my fault I'm blind." Itachi protested. Deidara took another drink of mouthwash. "AGH! That burns!" Everyone started to laugh harder. "I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T BREATH!" Kisame said laughing hysterically. "THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO DEIDARA!" Sasori said laughing. "Well at least I'm not wearing a dress! Hm!" Deidara retorted. They all started to laugh even harder. Someone else started to laugh along. Everyone stopped to see Zutsu laughing hysterically. "HAAHAAHAAH- Hay why'd you all stop?" Zutsu asked. "Where'd the #%^ you come from?" Hidan yelled. "You know I don't remember." Zutsu replied. Zutsu's stomach growled. "I'm really hungry." Zutsu said looking at everyone. "Gee look at the time… I better go and… yeah." Itachi said running off. "Yeah and I'm gunnu make sure he doesn't get lost… WAIT FOR ME ITACHI-SAN!" Kisame said running to Itachi. "And I got to go and… see ya." Konan said dragging Pein behind her. "I'm going to go change." Sasori said running away. "Got to go get more mouthwash." Deidara said walking out the door. "Here let me join you." Kakuzu said chasing after Deidara. "Jashin here I come." Hidan said bolting off.

"What was that about?" Zutsu said. Just then Tobi fell from the sky and hit the ground hard. "Oh hi Mr. Zutsu *pant*pant* Tobi a good boy." Tobi said just before passing out. "Fine I'll just go to one of those all you can eat buffets by myself.

Tell me what'd you think in your reviews. Oh and plleeeasse gimmi some ideas for another akatsuki story, I'm stumped TT-TT. Thanks for tuning in Byeme ^-^