Dancing Fools 8
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Chapter 2: Judge-Mental
Now that we've got this out of the way, it's time you all met the judges for this thing.
A chair spun around and Naruto and the others began laughing. It was Orochimaru, and he was tied to the chair. He also had a gag in his mouth, of which he was screaming something.
The insane author said,
You're going to have to speak up, Snakey! I can't hear a word you're saying!
Orochimaru managed to get the gag off by slinking and slithering slightly and he yelled,
"YOU ABOMINABTION TO HUMANITY! I WILL FEED ON YOUR SOUL WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! YOU CAN'T KEEP THE GREAT OROCHIMARU-!"
Suddenly, he was hit over the head with a mallet and was knocked out. The insane author smirked,
Well, that was certainly eventful.
Sasuke blinked,
"How did you manage to convince him to agree to this?"
Rin pointed,
"I think it has something to do with all those bumps on Orochimaru's head."
Yeah, fang face over here was real easy to convince. Of course, the next judge was slightly more challenging.
The seat turned and Deidara was tied to the chair, glaring menacingly at the insane author. Tobi came on the set,
"What have you done with Deidara sensei?"
Chill out, Tobi. Here, have a cookie.
The insane author gave Tobi a cookie. Tobi took it and ate it. He rubbed his stomach,
"Tobi full. Tobi go now and sleep."
He skipped off the set, Deidara screaming for help through the gag. The insane author smirked,
So, care to take a guess on how I got Deidara here?
Naruto raised his hand,
"Blackmail?"
Exactly! I have some very scandalous photos of Deidara and, for her own good as well as the good of every impressionable boy and girl here, I am keeping them for myself if she cooperates. After all, the things she's done to and with her clan are just…well, I won't get into that.
Sasuke shook his head,
"You are totally insane, you know that?"
Sakura snapped,
"And you're finding this out now? I've heard this guy has a reputation for doing insane things like this!"
My reputation for insanity is about as accurate as your reputation as a slut, Sakura.
Naruto cheered,
"ZING!"
This earns him a punch in the face by Sakura. Hinata said softly,
"That wasn't very nice, Sakura."
Sakura snapped,
"Bite me, Hinata."
Hinata said, slightly louder,
"You should apologize, Sakura. I don't want to have to hurt you."
Sakura began laughing,
"You? Hurt me? Oh, please."
She continued laughing until Hinata delivered a powerful roundhouse kick, flattening Sakura onto the floor. Sakura is knocked out. There is a moment of silence as everyone tries to process this sudden turn of events. The insane author looked into the camera and said,
This is exactly why you don't mess with Hinata. You will get your ass handed to you.
Naruto looked at Hinata and Hinata only smiled and blushed.
Well, let's get to our third judge before we waste anymore time.
The chair spun around and Killer Bee was seated, surprisingly not tied up like the others. Killer Bee began rapping,
"We're all here, on Dancing Fools, judges sitting here on these stools and-."
Bee, stop rapping now. It's annoying.
Killer Bee protested,
"But, it's my thing, like birds in the forest gotta sing and-."
He heard the sound of a shotgun clicking and the rapping ninja said,
"Of course, I could change that."
Better. Well, our seven couples will be training for one week in various dance styles. What can we expect in a week? Hopefully, more insanity! Good night, everyone!
Next Chapter:
The week passes, and the dancing commences! Insanity Ensues!