Thanks to you all who have reviewed! I admit, some of you are very imaginative, and I found myself wishing for what some of you wrote to be the real story behind it ^^. Now, go read the real story behind the sounds!

Wham Smooch Thud, The Real Story:

Kata-kata kata-kata kata-kata... /Kyouko was running down the hall, afraid that she might be late for a LoveMe job, when...

Wham! /She suddenly collided with a tall body. A male, very tall body.

Oww... /Ren clutched his chest, as Kyouko had run straight into it. The girl looked up, to see her senpai standing in front of her.

Ah! /Of all of the people she could have run into, it had to be HIM... She began to bow down in apologies,

Bow, bow, bow, bow- Sweep. /when Ren suddenly picked her up, Bridal Style, no less!

Eeeep! /she shrieked, astonished by his boldness.

Chuckle. /Ren was looking at her with mirth in his eyes. Kyouko could help but fear for her life.

Iiiieeee! /She fought as hard as she could to get out of his grasp,

Laugh. /Which only made him laugh some more.

… /She suddenly sayed still.

Frown /Ren wondered what was that suddenly cold atmosphere he was feeling around them

… /Kyouko wasn't there anymore. It was Mio that he had in his arms.

Sigh. /Now that was no fun

Plop. /He put her down again,

Grawwwwl /And she snarled at him.

Gulp. /He didn't think he had made her THAT mad.

Humph! /She was walking away, her head held high, probably thinking that he was acting upon his playboy side again.

Pfff... /He snorted. If she thought that she could just walk away from him like that... Well, she would have to think again.

Swoosh! He promptly turned her around, taking her in his arms.

Arg! /Apparently, she hadn't been expecting this.

Hehehe... /Her face was so priceless, he couldn't help himself... He lowered his head, a smirk from the Emperor of the Night firmly in place.

Yikes! /She yelped, and tried to get out of his grasp, once again. But it was too late...

Smooch. /Their lips met.

… /They kissed

… /And kissed

Moan /The sound was out of her throat before she could even stop it. She had to admit, he was an AMAZING kisser.

Wow... /She began to talk, but

Hush! /He would have nothing of it. He bent down...

Smooch. /And kissed her again, with the firm intention to vanish all of the thoughts that weren't about the kiss out of her mind.

… /He suddenly detached himself from her, feeling that she had gone a little bit too limp.

Eh? /He was surprised to see that her eyes were still closed.

THUD. /She feel to the ground, and he barely managed to save her from a good bumb on the head due to her sudden encounter with the floor.

Oops? /He may have overdid it a bit, this time around...

So, how was it? Surprised? Disappointed? I admit that the 'grawwwwl' sound put lots of you off track. I should have simply said 'grrrrrr', I apologize for that little mistake ^^'. This fanfic was in the continued inspiration I got from LFU, with the 'April 1st' one-shot. I bet I will soon come back with an even more stupid idea than those two one-shots. Hehehe... sorry, LFU, I twisted your idea of originality into something pretty stupid this time XD.