Chapter 2

Brittany's to do list

I don't know what Brittany would do if she had only mere days to live, but here goes in the best way I can. Enjoy!

Get a makeover.-Gotta look good when die.

Make a will giving everything to Alvin (if he doesn't die before I do).

Start a trust fund for Eleanor that she can use when she turns 18.-Sounds stupid, right? But it's actually a good thing.

Sock Alvin in the face.-You'd call it stupid, I'd call it payback for several years of April Fool's jokes.

Finally beat Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.-What? I haven't beaten it yet.

Finally beat Jake in a Pokemon Battle.-He keeps using Zekrom and I keep losing even if my Pokemon can withstand its assaults.

Get on The Late Show.-I like David Letterman

Finally get a chance to be on Conan.-I also like him, too.

Finally Beat Simon at Chess.-He keeps cheating. I know he does!*

*A/N: Simon's not really cheating. Britt's a sore loser.