Chapter 2
Brittany's to do list
I don't know what Brittany would do if she had only mere days to live, but here goes in the best way I can. Enjoy!
Get a makeover.-Gotta look good when die.
Make a will giving everything to Alvin (if he doesn't die before I do).
Start a trust fund for Eleanor that she can use when she turns 18.-Sounds stupid, right? But it's actually a good thing.
Sock Alvin in the face.-You'd call it stupid, I'd call it payback for several years of April Fool's jokes.
Finally beat Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.-What? I haven't beaten it yet.
Finally beat Jake in a Pokemon Battle.-He keeps using Zekrom and I keep losing even if my Pokemon can withstand its assaults.
Get on The Late Show.-I like David Letterman
Finally get a chance to be on Conan.-I also like him, too.
Finally Beat Simon at Chess.-He keeps cheating. I know he does!*
*A/N: Simon's not really cheating. Britt's a sore loser.
