"What a Pathetic Salad," muttered the man in a dark gold suit sitting at the table , "Tastes good though."
Then a purple-haired man in a cook's uniform approached the man in a dark gold suit.
"Master Gannondorf, how was your meal?" asked the purple-haired man in the cook's uniform. Gannondorf beckoned the man to come forward , to which he did only to have Gannondorf spit in his face.
"Pathetic you call you and your brother six star chefs, that was a half a star now go get me a proper meal." demand Gannondorf.
The man in the cook's uniform then gulped, "Another sacrifice from farmer snake sir?"
"Yes and make it double no 1,000,000 times the usual amount," Gannondorf requested, "Or else."
Without anymore questions, the purple-haired man in the cook's uniform then approached a red-haired man in a cook's uniform identical to his in a vast, sparkly clean room filled with every single food in the world.
"Come on, brother we have to go to farmer snake." sighed the purple-haired man in the cook's uniform.
"Awww, come on Ike he just ate books that I happened to like in addition to the entire library, for a salad in addition to nearly emptying the kitchen and now he wants more food, I swear this is punishment," complained the red-haired man in the cook's outfit, "I swear at this rate he will eat the readers of this story at this rate."
"At least we are getting rewarded after he dies satisfied, Roy." pointed out Ike.
"Oh yeah I forgot about that." Roy replied before they left the room to a horse stable which was oddly the room next to the kitchen, but despite having multiple stalls for the horses, there were only two horses, a white stallion that looked like he was a very violent spawn of chuck noris and a gentle brown horse. Before Ike could utter a sound, Roy had jumped on the stallion leaving Ike with the gentle horse. They then set off toward a barren sandy road that might as well be a wasteland because of the lack of life not only on the road but the area surrounded it then proceeding to make it across it for miles and miles until they reached a single empty bright re barn that looked like a hurricane hit it.
"Snake, we need you!" shouted Ike when all of a sudden an old man appeared behind Ike catching him off guard.
"Whats the order?!" he spat.
"1,000 times the usual, Snake." replied Ike.
Suddenly Snake clenched his hand in a fist and punched Ike square in the jaw.
"I had enough of Gannondorf's damn feasts, you know how many villages I destroyed well do ya?!" ranted Snake, "Well I'll tell ya, over four thousand , that's how!"
"Calm down, Snake." assured Ike but this only earned another punch in the face from Snake.
"Tell your master I will kill the son of a-" Snake shouted hysterically.
"Don't bother." Gannondorf calmly replied who teleported from right behind Snake, who turned around and tried to punch Gannondorf who caught the punch very swiftly.
"I wonder how you would taste." mused Gannondorf as he quickly chopped Snake up into little bits of meat until Snake was no more. Gannondorf then nearly ate snake when all of a sudden he stopped.
"No this is not satisfying enough." muttered Gannondorf as he walked toward the barn and began to gnaw on the metal door slowly until it had appeared as if it was never there at all. He then later faced Roy and Ike with a hungry look in his eyes and drool coming from his mouth. They both knew what this meant so they jumped on their horses and fled for their lives.
"Crap brother what do we do?!" yelled Roy, caught up in the situation.
"I don't know!" replied Ike as he tried his best to flee on a gentle horse but then Gannondorf appeared in front of them with his mouth wide open with a fork and knife in both of his hands. He then later bit off the horses heads causing the brothers to try to run from him but Gannondorf grabbed Roy by the ankle causing Ike to run faster not only for him to escape with his life but also to ignore the final screams of Roy faster.
'Whew I made it' thought Ike as he ran into a nearby empty mansion without any hesitation.
"What are you doing in my house!" boomed a voice.
"I've come to hide from my master, Gannondorf." replied Ike.
"Oh, then come on in," replied the voice, "I'll prepare you a warm bath."
"Thank you kindly." replied Ike as he walked around the house feeling at ease with sound of the water flowing from upstairs in a relaxing calm movement.
"It is time for your bath." replied the voice which caused Ike to follow a sent that was sweet enough to take over his entire being and drown his doubts in it's sea of aroma until it lead Ike toward a silver door to which Ike opened only to find a majestic golden bath to which Ike idolized before he stripped himself of his cooks outfit and dove right on in to the water, which made him feel at ease.
"Get…. out…. now….." whispered a raspy voice in Ike's ear which sounded like Roy's, which caused Ike to snap out of his trance and put on the cook's outfit before leaving, an effort that was made completely futile once the door was revealed to be locked.
'That's odd.' thought Ike.
"I'm….. sorry… brother….I…" announced the same voice before it faded before the temperature of the room increased to the point where even the heat of hell would look like antartica. Ike then banged on the door desperately trying in vain to escape when all of a sudden the 'door' fell off to reveal a glass wall and standing on the other side of the wall was a small pink round figure.
"Hello Ike." said the figure in that same voice that lead him to the bath.
Ike then slammed his fist against the glass wall multiple times in pure rage yelling obscenities at the figure while he laughed at him. Then suddenly Gannondorf burst into the room and broke the glass door open freeing Ike.
"What is the meaning of this Gannondorf?!" demanded the figure.
"I'm here to nullify you Kirby." replied Gannondorf.
"How do you plan on doing that?" questioned Kirby.
"Simple," said Gannondorf, "I'm going to eat."
Kirby then started to laugh hysterically but it immediately ceased when he saw Gannondorf eating his right arm, devouring it at a very frantic rate.
"Nononononononononononononooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Kirby as Gannondorf finished off his arms and was now halfway done with his legs.
'He was that hungry eh' thought Ike as Gannondorf finally ate himself causing Kirby to fall over dead.
Ike then walked over to Kirby's dead body.
"So this demon is the reason he is so hungry to eat the readers eh?" muttered Ike as a hungry look crossed his eyes.
"Hey do you mind if you share that meal?" asked a woman in black robes as soon as she revealed herself.
Ike then was possessed by a sudden urge of intense hunger and tackled her to the ground.
"No one can have my meal, no one!" boomed Ike.
Then as if out of nowhere, the shadow of Ike became animated and swallowed Ike whole.
Author's Notes: I apologize in advance if this story seems confusing to you. Anyway two down five to go, and yes I've decided to use wraith in this one, no it won't be 'The Last Revolver'.