Road to apple acres.
Your beautfil and once shiny car was now reduced to being covered in sloppy mud as you drove through the battered began to wonder why you didnt walk it but since you were wearing the kind of suit for a buisness meeting and with expensive shoes too,it was safer to use the car.

You came to a stop outside a gate and its fences seemed to stretch for you beep your horn?.Rev the engine? Or call out in a southern farmers voice?.
In the end you didnt do any,lowering the windscreen and poking your head out. The massive heat exhorted itself and you turned the air condintioning on for good measure.

"Ey what ya doin on ma land?".A slight tap on the body of your car and the distinctive country voice got your attention,it was a females voice and you stepped out.
Lets hope this is worth it.
Yeah,they could be a bunch of born again christians...
Standing up to your full height,you looked at girl with a straw hat and short jeans,she had blond hair and green eyes. But she noticed you looking at her and gave a little stare.
"Whatica doin out here...".She stopped miday way,not knowing what you were going to say but you had already figured that one out.
"I am from the oil company,at a guess you are from that...barn,I am here to broker a deal".You explained quickly,using hand movements to signal your point.

The girl took it all in and thought for a second.
"Can I get in? This car looks great!".She smiled,in response you just merly pointed at the side drivers seat and with out futher notice she jumped right in.
"This is quite cool".The girl said,amazed at how far technogly had gone with the rest of world. You looked at her legs,marvelling the human perfection...the tannedness and everything else.
Your are a buisness man,not a pervert GET ON WITH IT.
The mental backlash hit hard and in agreement,you started the engine and the gate somehow swung open.
"The barn right?".You asked,wondering where to go.
"Yeah!...this is epic,ma Granny wont know what hit here...and call me Apple Jack,or AJ".
"Very well Applejack,we wont be long".You reply before driving off at a good speed.

But Applejacks legs just couldnt quit excitdely moving around,this was the farm girls first car ride by the look of it. She was certainly enjoying by the her blone hair moved as Applejack put her head outside the window...and well you could guess the rest certainly.
For a moment the car ride went well and then you had to stop before the DBS hit the barn itself.
"Right car ride over,get your parents or whatever...and a hose".You and Applejack both step out of the car at the same time.
"Gotcha!".She runs inside,her nice ass going from side to side.
Well this has been a good ride so far,we might even be finished today!.

Its a oil field you moron and...look at that circuit pole,only one of four wires connected...do these people even figure it what electricity is?.

Apparently not,maybe you could fix that issue and the deal will go more smoothly.

Good thinking me!.
The circuit pole was indeed being neglacted,the waste of electrcity and the fact that these people were most likely paying full price for it was annoying. You vowed to make this injustice right.

"Hiya,nice to meet ya!".Suddenly without warning,a little girls hand shook yours.
Then a bony old woman who looked like she hadnt watched TV for years came out of the house,followed by the most intimadating man you had ever muscles huge and freckeled.
"Im Granny Smith and this is Big Mac".
Like the fast food,this guy was BIG...round about the same height as you but he was clearly much stronger. You said your name with a classic buisness smile and went over the details of the deal. The old woman and well everyone there didnt have much idea on what you were saying until you came to the bit about the oil field and the cost,not to mention how much digging would be required.
"Sounds like a lot of money".
"How big ar thm diggers?".
"Eyyup".
The typical country dumb voices were annoying you...not to mention the nagging circuit pole. The the house you would have to live in..its boared up atmosphere and the sheer look of it was enough to piss anyone off.
Thats when you had a little brainwave,maybe if you fixed these peoples electricity problems then maybe you could in this...barn.

You told them your plan,straight and in simple terms.