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Under the table two people dressed in S.H.E.I.L.D uniforms sat crossed legged eating the reserve supply of pop-tarts. They were staring at Natasha and Clint's feet. Which were playing footsey. They turned to each other wide-eyed and in shock, before stifling a laugh. Above them on the 'surface' Maria was leaving after the food.

'Goodbye Avengers and Pepper. Thank you for a lovely dinner. Fury will be in touch.' As she exited the room and left in the lift Bruce suddenly looked up.

'Did she come here for any reason, or just to have food?'

'Well I didn't really think about it before,' Steve pondered.

'Wonder why?' Tony asked him, raising an eyebrow.

'But now you mention it… was there a point?' He carried on as if Tony hadn't spoken.

At that moment a choking sound came from around their feet. They all stopped.

They all stared at each other, doing a mental headcount. Thor unfroze first and turned over the table. Sitting cross-legged were two red-haired young women. One had a ginger plat from the top of her head along the right side of her face and the rest of it slightly curly. She had piercing emerald eyes. She was choking on a pop-tart. The other had a long brown ponytail with red streaks. She had warm amber eyes with orange flecks. She was in the process of hitting the other on the back. They turned in unison to face the angry demi-god.

'Ummm… Hi?' the one with green eyes said.

'HAWKWARD!' Yelled the Hawk from where he stood.

'Now is really the time Clint,' Natasha reprimanded him.

Thor let out a strangled cry and fell onto his knees in a pile of pop-tart crumbs.

In under a minute the intruders were tied together and locked in the broom cupboard, or in this case broom room.

'I think we should incapacitate them,' Natasha voiced.

'Incacapasawha?' Thor looked up confused, no change there then.

'Incapacitate sir. Prevent from functioning in a normal way'

'Thank you JARVIS, but that's not what we are going to do,' Pepper said, ever the voice of reason.

'We must call Maria Hill!' Steve announced. The others turned to stare at him as he took on a nice shade of bright red. Like a bad sunburn.

'Well I'm just saying, it's an option.' He mumbled. Tony laughed. Pepper put her hand up in an attempt to stop whatever crazy though had gone through the billionaires' head.

'Actually, I agree with Steve,' Pepper said, 'she will know what to do.'

'Well, that settles it then,' Tony said, 'JARVIS, call Maria!'

'Yes, Sir.' The AI replied.

'Don't tell Fury!' The cupboard screamed.

'What so you know of Fury' Thor replied 'It's what you deserve, you villains' He was crying over his pop-tarts for the 3rd time in five minutes.

'Has any anyone else noticed their uniforms?' Bruce wondered out loud.

There was an awkward silence.

Into the silence came Hill's voice.

'Stark what/who have you killed/blown up/annoyed?'

'Why do you always assume I've done something?' Tony demanded.

'Because you always have,' Bruce told his science buddy.

'Hello Agent Hill, how are you?' Steve asked politely. Tony interrupted him,

'This is no time for politeness Steve, you can attempt to flirt with Maria later,'

At this Steve turned another shade of red (who knew there were so many?).

'But right now there are two red haired women singing, 'Lonely, I am so lonely', in my cupboard!'

'Ummm… ok? Anyway Fury told me to inform you that sometime today you will be receiving two British S.H.I.E.L.D agents to join the Avengers Initiative,' Hill told them over the phone.

'So we have just locked highly trained S.H.E.I.L.D agents in a cupboard, and they didn't fight back?' Natasha asked sceptically.

'I must warn you they are slightly eccentric. I will expect you at the helicarrier to check in tomorrow. Good luck.'

'She never normally says good luck!' Clint said in alarm.

'Well we've got to let them out sooner or later,' Bruce said.

'I vote later.' The Blackwidow said and walked up to the door, 'Shut up! I can't hear myself think over your screeching!'

Science fell.

'Are you insulting our singing?' A voice demanded from behind them.

The agents were standing behind them, hands on their hips, and a smirk on their faces.

Tony was still facing the door,

'It's locked! JARVIS open this door!'

'Sir, you may want to turn around.'

'Ahhaaaa!' Tony yelled and flopped on the floor like a dying fish.

Everyone looked at him, then back at the girls.

'Welcome to the Avengers'

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