Saffron
Out of all the things that Daniel wished Jack had never introduced to Vala, this defiantly topped the list.
It was bad enough that Cam had introduced her to the fabulous- her word, not his, world of poker that had half the staff broke, but hey at least it wasn't his money.
And her and Sam's weekly girls night out, which usually involving massive quantities of alcohol at some bar or club in town didn't bug him that much either, because she usually came back slightly tipsy and very cuddly which always ended very nicely, for them both.
Hell, even hers and Teal'c's Star Wars obsession didn't annoy him this much, though that mostly due that he kinda liked the movies too, and Vala dressing up as Leia that night had been... enjoyable... very enjoyable. Vala sure was flexible.
Daniel let himself get lost in the memory. He made a mental note to bring up the costume again.
But this, this was just... too much… sometimes he really hated Jack.
Because if he had to hear the opening song for the Simpson's one more time, he'd... Well… he wasn't sure what he'd do but he knew one thing-- Jack wouldn't like it.
Vala clicked on the next episode of the box set that Jack had given her. A box set! Of all the current seasons! As she snuggled further into him, resting her head on his chest as he absentmindedly played with her hair, Daniel wondered how Sam felt about dinner with McKay-- they were much friendlier now after her stint in Atlantis, and Jack really didn't like that.
Smiling at the thought Daniel dropped a kiss on Vala head; he already had the perfect partner in crime, he just need to convince her. Not that it would all the hard Vala loved a good scam.
Daniel could practically hear Montgomery Burn's serpentine voice going
"Exxxcellant…".
A/N: Saffron- a bright orange, yellow color. Also any Firefly fans know the other meaning… grins