Author's note: when Snape insulted Narcissa's scones. Please enjoy.

Snape frowned at the scone he held in his hand. He was having tea with Lucius, the blonde haired man had begged him t come since he had only had his wife and deranged sister-in-law for company for the past month, and so Snape has conceded to join his fellow Death Eater. Though when he arrived he had expected that Lucius would want to do something more manly than drink tea seeing as he was complaining about needing manly quality time, but this was Lucius and no matter how intimidating his pimp cane was he still cared more about his hair than any normal man should.

"What's wrong Severus?" Lucius asked.

"This scone, it's dreadful. IS your house elf sick?" Snape raised an eyebrow at Lucius who looked like he very much wished to laugh. "What?"

"My house elf didn't make them?"

"Good Lord Lucius don't tell me you tried to make them?" Snape looked back down at the scone a bit unnerved. If Lucius had in fact made them there was a high possibility the blonde had put some sort of potion into it that would make Snape sillier, a demeanor Snape detested but one Lucius seemed to enjoy lately.

"Of course not, me make scones? Out of the question I am a man Severus, and don't look at me like that I can prove my ultimate manliness to you if I have to."

Snape paled. "Please spare me," he said. "If you didn't make these god-awful scones then who did?"

"I did."

Both men turned around to see Narcissa Malfoy standing in the entrance of the tea room, Bellatrix behind her looking very evil and amused.

"We thought we'd come join you but it appears as if you are not worthy enough of our presence," the mistress of Malfoy Manor said coldly.

"Forgive me Narcissa I only meant-"

"Enjoy your tea," Narcissa said, cutting the over-grown bat like man off. Bella gave one of her creepy giggles and then both women walked away.

When Snape turned back to look at Lucius he knitted his eyebrows together at Lucius's horrified face. "What?"

"I'd watch my back from now on if I were you," Lucius advised.

"Why?" Snape asked.

"Because you have insulted my wife. Now about my manliness-"

"I told you Lucius I do not want nor need to see what makes you a man."

"But it's so impressive," Lucius whined.

"I'm sure it is but I don't care."

Lucius pouted and somberly poured himself some more tea. "No one does anymore." Snape rolled his eyes and took another sip of his tea. Being locked up in the Manor was probably making Lucius more moody than usual, Snape wondered if he could convince the Dark Lord to let Lucius go out on another raid so he could stop acting like a neglected house-wife.

A/N: my one review made quite a point of being disappointed about not knowing how Snape insulted the scones so I was inspired to write it. Poor Lucius though. Anywho please review.