The next day was a particularly colder day as the wind blew the already-falling snowflakes into Kyle's face. Kyle winced as he struggled to make his way through the knee-deep snow, all the while also struggling to carry his heavy schoolbooks. The snowflakes pierced his skin like needles with its unforgiving, frozen points, making it hard for the Jewish boy to see where he was going. Through the icy blades, he could vaguely make out his longtime rival: Eric Theodor Cartman as he held Patty Nelson close to the warmth of his large, soft body. Kyle stopped in his tracks, before disapprovingly watching as the couple stopped in front of Patty's school.
The two shared a brief kiss on the lips, before Cartman continued on his way to his own school. Now was Kyle's chance to talk some sense into Patty as he angrily made his way over to the young girl. Patty was still watching after Cartman longingly when Kyle approached her and gave her a gentle tap on the shoulder, to get her attention.
"So, you and Cartman; huh?" He asked casually once Patty had turned around to face him.
"Oh yes...Isn't he just wonderful?" Patty cooed with a lovestruck sigh.
"No, he's not! What do you see in that fat turd anyway?!" Kyle questioned as Patty appeared offended by this remark toward her current boyfriend.
"Not all boys have to be thin and hunky; I happen to like Eric for his sweet and charming personality, not for his looks..." Patty firmly explained as she held back any inner urges to strike Kyle, in order to defend Cartman's honor.
"He may act that way around you but that's not what he's really like! Cartman is a sexist, racist cruel-spirited, fat turd and you would be smart to get out of this relationship before it's too late!" Kyle explained but Patty stood her ground.
"Where's your proof?" She asked skeptically as she folded her arms over her chest in disapproval at Kyle's accusations.
"You want proof?! I'll show you proof!" Kyle promised as he pulled out his iPhone to pull up the school's gossip website. On this website, he showed Patty a video labeled: Eric Cartman Is The School Bully? In this video, Patty saw Cartman bullying Kenny for being poor, bullying Kyle for being Jewish and bullying Wendy for being a girl.
Patty grew angrier as the clips progressed. How could Cartman be so cruel and why would he lie to her about it?
"Cartman isn't the nice guy you think he is...You should get out now, before he drops his representative..." Kyle informed her in a serious tone but then smirked to himself in the satisfaction that he had foiled yet another one of Cartman's schemes as he walked away from her. When Kyle had finally arrived at the school he attended, he couldn't help but notice that the school's basement door was ajar and decided to see what was going on. Once he reached the bottom of the basement's staircase, he noticed that Mr. Mackey fondling around with the school's electrical panel. Mr. Mackey gave up on trying to fix the electrical panel himself when sparks began to fly from it.
"What's going on Mr. Mackey?" Kyle couldn't help but ask as he maintained a cautious distance away from the now-sparking electrical panel.
"We seem to be having a few technical difficulties; m'kay? They seem to be out of my control so I'm gonna have to call in some repairmen to come and fix it; m'kay? Stay here and keep an eye on the electrical panel for me; m'kay?" Mr. Mackey instructed, before heading out of the basement and irresponsibly leaving an eight year old child in charge of a malfunctioning electrical panel.
"Um...Okay..." Kyle hesitantly agreed. He didn't exactly want to stay in the same room with a malfunctioning electrical panel but it would get him out of classes so he took a seat on the floor, a good distance away from the electrical panel and began texting Stan and Bebe to pass the time. Meanwhile, Cartman was walking along the school's corridors to his next class when he accidentally bumped into Stan's girlfriend: Wendy Testaburger.
"Ow! Watch where you're goin' ya stupid whore!" Cartman snapped as he was unaware that Patty was angrily approaching him. Patty stopped in her tracks, however and hid behind a row of lockers so she could eavesdrop on the conversation that was beginning to take place.
"I'm sorry! Geez!" Wendy rolled her eyes as she began to pick up the school books she had dropped when she had accidentally bumped into Cartman.
"What is wrong with you?! Ya just about knocked the wind outta me! What?! Your little victory on the playground wasn't enough?! Ya had to go and humiliate me in the hallway too?!" Cartman growled.
"Oh my gosh! Are you still mad about that?! That was almost three years ago! Why can't you just let that go?! You've already destroyed my reputation with your morning announcements and you've even stolen my school presidency right out from under me!
Are you that insecure?! What is your problem?!" Wendy snapped as she attempted to reason with the overweight Nazi.
"My problem is havin' to look at your fat, ugly ass all day! Now get outta my sight!" Cartman roared. Wendy normally would have challenged him to another fight but since he was school president now, she couldn't touch him. Instead she just burst into frustrated tears and ran to the girl's bathroom, crying as Cartman smirked to himself in satisfaction.
"Eric Cartman!" Patty shouted, gaining Cartman's attention as she angrily stormed over to him. She was utterly disgusted by what she had just seen her soon-to-be ex boyfriend do and she was fully ready to confront him for his actions.
"Patty! Oh, thank goodness! I missed ya so much my darling! Come here so we can..." Cartman began as he approached Patty to give her a hug and a kiss but he stopped mid-sentence when she backed away from him in disgust.
"Eric, what on Earth was that?!" Patty exclaimed angrily as Cartman stared at her in confusion.
"Huh?" He questioned her unusual behavior as he had no idea that Kyle had, had a word with her or that she had just seen the conversation that had taken place between him and Wendy.
"I saw everything! You completely tore that poor girl apart!" Patty scolded.
"Poor girl?!" Cartman growled but then his tone changed to a much more pathetic once as he attempted to manipulate Patty into feeling sorry for him.
"You have no idea what she's like; she is so mean to me and she nearly knocked the wind out of me...Anyways, now let's go and..." Cartman explained, before quickly trying to change the subject but was once again cut off by Patty.
"Eric! That was an accident! Why did you have to completely destroy her like that?! How could you be so cruel?!" Patty growled.
"Darling, I'm sorry; okay? I've just been really stressed out lately..." Cartman admitted and that wasn't a lie; it's not exactly like Cartman lived an easy life after all; with the all of the constant judgement he had been receiving on a daily bases.
"I don't care if you're stressed out, Eric! That was just plain mean; you know? I've been hearing some things about you and I didn't want to believe them..." Patty began.
"What kind of things? From who?" Cartman asked skeptically as he narrowed his eyes in suspicion. Patty's newfound cruelty toward him had Kyle written all over it.
"From a nice, little boy with a green hat." Patty replied. Cartman knew it; Kyle did have something to do with this.
"Kyle?! And you're gonna take his word for it?! Patty, that kid hates me!" Cartman explained.
"Well, with the way you've been acting, I can see why! Who are you?! What happen to the boy I fell in love with?!" Patty screamed.
"He's right here..." Cartman stated darkly, on the verge of tears as his voice began to crack.
"Really? Because I don't see him...Goodbye Eric..." Patty spat as she angrily stormed off. Cartman huffed angrily and wiped the tears from his eyes, before immediately storming off to find Kyle and give him a piece of his mind. That was when he bumped into Stan.
"Where's Kyle?!" He demanded, causing Stan to flinch.
"Whoa dude! Last I heard, he was in the basement. What's this all...?" Stan began but Cartman only stormed right past him once he had gotten the information that he needed and descended down into the school's basement.
"You! What'd ya do, ya stupid Jew?!" Cartman shouted once he spotted Kyle.
"What? What are you ranting about now?!" Kyle questioned as he stood up and turned around to face Cartman.
"Patty just dumped me because of you! Why do ya do these things to me, Kyle?! Why is it so important for you to make my life miserable!" Cartman yelled.
"Oh please, I know you were just using Patty for your own personal gain! You're just mad because I foiled another one of your get-rich-quick schemes!" Kyle retorted when he received a text from Stan, warning him that Cartman was coming his way and that he was angry with him about something.
"Put that phone down when I'm talkin' to you, Jew!" Cartman snapped as he aggressively smacked the phone from Kyle's hand and it landed near the sparking electrical panel.
"Cartman! Do you know how dangerous this is?! Look as this thing; it's literally sparking!" Kyle exclaimed as he approached the electrical panel to retrieve his phone.
"I ain't done with you yet, Jew!" Cartman growled as he firmly took ahold of Kyle's arm.
"Let go of me!" Kyle demanded as he shoved Cartman away from himself, accidentally shoving him into the live electrical panel. Kyle watched in horror as his frenemy: Cartman was electrocuted at high voltage until the overweight boy eventually collapsed to the floor from a minor heart-attack, caused by the electrocution.
"Oh my gosh, Cartman! Cartman?! Somebody help me!" Kyle cried out as he kneeled down next to Cartman's unconscious body and began to feel him for a pulse.
TO BE CONTINUED...