Author's Notes: I am so sorry for the long wait. I've been on the vacation that would never end, but I'm back now. And the power went off in my area and so did the phone lines, so I couldn't get on the computer. Please forgive me! Thank you to all the wonderful reviewers! You guys are the best!

Disclaimer: I don haf nothin aganst eny1, enythang, spelling errors, grammar issues, nectarines, bombs, fields, signs, guns, woodland creatures, kittens, acorns, sporks, brick walls, towers, inscriptions, hair, Sailor Moon, haircuts, showers, teeth, deodorant, hygiene problems, witches, climbers, stupid people, 30 ft falls, broken legs, soup ladles, talking foxes, or 911. I also don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any fairy tales.

Chappie 2: Rapunzel

"Damn! Now there are two annoying Yamis to deal with!" Kaiba finished this statement with a string of swears.

"How did you get here?" Bakura asked.

"I bribed the author."

"How?"

Yami Bakura smiled wickedly. "I gave her a nectarine." (AN: YUMMY!)

"And…" Yami persisted.

"And I threatened her with a bomb." (AN: o.O)

"Okaaaaaayyyy…"

"There's an author?"

"Forget I ever told you that, Tea."

"Alright, we should get going. To the right!" said Yami. So they walked through the endless field and got nowhere. At least, they couldn't tell if they were going somewhere or not.

"Great, Yami. Now we're lost!" said Tea.

"Weren't we lost before?"

"That's it! I'm in charge now!" said Tea.

"No way! You're an even bigger idiot than he is!" yelled Kaiba.

"You guys, maybe out of the field is that way."

"SHUT UP, BAKURA! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!"

"Because there's a sign saying that that's the way out." They all looked to where Bakura was pointing and, there on a huge fluorescent sign with flashing marquis lights was the statement that that was the way out. Bakura was looking fairly pleased with himself.

Grudingly they all followed the sign out of the field and into a forest. Suddenly Tea stopped in her tracks.

"Guys, I just thought of something. How will we find Yugi? I mean, we're in a world we know nothing about, have no clue about where Yugi is, anything could happen here, and none of us know anything about fairies. Plus, we have no food, no shelter, and no way back!"

The group stared at her in awe.

"See? I told you we shouldn't have even bothered coming!" Kaiba said.

"Well Tea, nobody ever knows for sure where to look, but we might as well try. And if something comes along that eats people, we can always sacrifice Kaiba," said Yami.

"WHAT!?!"

"What else would I call you for? You aren't exactly our friend, and you aren't helpful either."

"Why you…" Kaiba pulled a pistol from his pocket. "DIE, YAMI!" Before you could say babooshka several seemingly peaceful woodland creatures attacked Kaiba and stole his gun. "Dammit, get off me!"

Finally the animals cleared off and left a very ticked Kaiba.

"Where'd you get that? I mean, you're underage, so you can't buy one."

"Yami Bakura gave it to me."

"WHAT!?!"

Yami Bakura sneered. "And you all wondered why my clothes are so baggy."

After they had made a mental note to stay on Yami Bakura's good side they continued. They came upon a tree with a little kitten sitting in its branches.

"Awe, how cute!"

"Right…" Kaiba edged a bit away from Tea.

"It looks like it's stuck."

"Or maybe it's trying to gather acorns!"

Bakura whacked Yami on the head. "It's a maple tree, bonehead! Acorns don't grow on maple trees! And cats don't eat acorns!"

"They don't?"
"NO!"

"We still should try and get it down," suggested Tea. Everyone looked at Kaiba, who backed away even more.

"You expect me to touch that vile flea ridden rat? There's no way I'll ever lay a hand on it! Besides, it looks like it's got rabies to me!" Everyone looked from Kaiba to the kitten, which is currently sitting placidly in the tree with the most innocent expression on its face. "Can't you see the madness in its eyes?"

"Kaiba, you are the weirdest person I have ever met. Aside from Yami Bakura, that is," said Tea.

"Hey!"

"It's true!"

While Yami Bakura and Tea were bickering, Yami decided to rescue the kitten, but as soon as he touched it, the kitten flipped out and sprang onto his face in a scratching fury.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME YOU ACORN EATING FREAK!!!!!" Yami ran around in circles screaming bloody murder.

"HA! I TOLD YOU!" Kaiba danced around with glee at his accurate presumption.

Yami was save when Bakura threw a spork at the cat and knocked it off his head. Yami's face was covered in cat scratches. He was still unaware that the cat was gone, so he continued to run in circles. "AAAAHHH! GET IT OFF ME! MOMMY, HELP!"

"Yami, you can stop now."

But Yami couldn't stop. He just kept on running and screaming until unexpectedly he ran into a brick wall.

"Ouch!"

"Where'd that wall come from?" Kaiba wondered.

"Correction, where'd that tower come from?" said Tea. All of them looked up to see a tower made of stone brick. There was a simple window at the top.

"How can anyone get in there? There's no door," said Bakura.

Yami came to and realized that there was an inscription in the wall in front of him. He read it aloud.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair."

Almost instantly a large wad of hair fell in front of their faces. "AAAHH! IT'S THE HAIR FROM HELL!" they all screamed.

"Hell? Where's that?"
"Who said that?" Kaiba asked, looking all around him.

"Me!"

"Me who?"

"Their name's Mihoo?" said Tea stupidly.

"No, you Sailor Moon wannabe!" yelled Yami Bakura. "Of course it's Mihoo! They just admitted it!"

"Mihoo, where are you?" Yami asked. "We can hear you, but we can't see you."

"I'm not Mihoo, I'm Rapunzel."

"Then what have you done to Mihoo?!" yelled Bakura. "Bring her back this instant!"

"I haven't done anything to Mihoo!"

"Well then where is she?"

"I don't know. I never heard of Mihoo before."

"You mean there's no such person as Mihoo?"

"Not that I know of."

"Oh. Well then, where are you, Rapunzel?"

"Up at the top of the tower." They all looked up and realized that Rapunzel was the one who had let down her hair.

"How in the name of Ra do you grow hair that long?!" Yami asked.

"I've never had a haircut," said Rapunzel. She looked out the window to see the group of people at the bottom of her tower.

"How do you wash your hair then?" Tea asked.

"I don't wash my hair."

"EWWW" they all said.

"Do you take showers?"
"Nope."

"Brush your teeth?"

"Never."

"Use deodorant?"

"Na-uh."

"EEEWWWW!"

"Um, how exactly do you get food then?" Kaiba asked. "There's no door down here to use."

"Oh, the witch brings up my food."

"How does she get up there?"

"She says those words and I let down my hair so she can climb up it."

"And you don't…wash your hair?"

"Yep."

"EEEEWWWWW!" they chorused.

"Climb on up and we'll have a proper chat," said Rapunzel cheerfully, completely oblivious to their disgust.

"Uh…er…we ah…aren't that good of…climbers," said Yami, trying really hard not to think of the girl's hygiene problem. "Besides, you'll stay up in that tower forever. It's no use if you can't come down and everyone has to climb up there to see you. We all will have a way down, but you won't."

Rapunzel gasped at this thought. "You're right! I am trapped up here! And…gasp! I'm a downright prisoner!"

"How long have you been up there?" asked Kaiba.

"All my life."

"You never figured that out in all the time you were here?"

"No, never!"

"…"

"Alright, you guys," Rapunzel said. "My mind's made up! I'm coming out of this tower!" The gang watched as Rapunzel climbed onto the windowsill with her butt sticking out in full sight.

"Isn't that a pleasant view!" Yami Bakura spat. "HEY! NICE BUTT!"

"Why thank you!"

"…"

As Rapunzel was climbing out she suddenly slipped and fell face first 30 ft to the ground.

"Oooo, that's got to hurt!" said Bakura.

"Mffm mffmmm…"

"Uh, are legs supposed to… (.)…bend that way?" Tea asked.

"No…(.)"

"What could have caused her to fall?" Yami wondered.

"She slipped on a soup ladle on the window sill."

"How can you be sure, Tea?"

"Because it's right there." All of the looked up and sure enough; there was a soup ladle on the window sill.

"Queer."

"Mfffm," Rapunzel muttered into the ground.

"We better get going before someone comes along and we get blamed," Yami suggested.

"Sure…" They all awkwardly left the tower (just so you know, a talking fox found Rapunzel and dialed 911) and continued their search for Yugi.