A/N: Oh hey! I updated! Well...you can blame it on me and AEF...but mostly me. She's kinda busy with life, so I decided to give her and my other friends a break and actually edit my own stories. Holy Crap. Yeah. So...I hope it isn't too horrible. Read on my friends!

Disclaimer:Is this really necessary? Izzy and Noah no belong to me. TDI no belong to me.

The Ex-Files (episode 5)

Izzy sighed as she looked at the pages of her photo album. The album was labeled as "Friends", so there were pages filled with friends Noah and she had made over the years. She paused to look at another page of pictures. The pictures had no organization to them, so she had to try and remember the who or when. She smiled at a picture of her and Owen hugging. He was possibly one of the best boyfriends she ever had, except the whole pushing her into a psycho killer with a chainsaw and hook thing. She never really forgave him for that.

"What are you looking at?"

Izzy looked up from her album to see her husband. He must have just gotten up, he liked to sleep until the afternoon during weekends.

"I'm just thankful that you're too lazy to push me into a psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook."

Noah blinked at his wife's confession. "Okaaaaay…that's not what I asked but whatever."

He went into the kitchen to get himself something to eat. Izzy just shook her head and looked back to the album in her hands. She turned the page and automatically saw a picture of Noah and Katie sitting close together. Holding hands. Izzy blinked.

She wasn't sure what to feel about that. She knew they used to date, however briefly that was during Total Drama Action. She tried to remember what she was doing at that time. Oh, yeah, she was involved with Ezekiel, which probably was even briefer than Noah's relationship with Katie. She shrugged. She was married to Noah. No need to dig up the past right? She let out a loud scream.

Noah's head popped out of the kitchen, with wide eyes, to see what was wrong. When he saw that his wife was just screaming he sighed. He put his plate of toast down on the kitchen counter and went over to the couch his wife sat at. He took a seat and Izzy stopped screaming.

"What's wrong?"

Izzy didn't say anything but pout instead. Noah sighed again. Sometimes his wife was just way too confusing and hard to decipher. He looked at the album on his wife's lap. The picture of his younger self and a younger Katie got his attention. Was he ever that young? He then noticed that his younger self and Katie were holding hands. Was Izzy upset because of that?

"You do realize we're married right?"

Izzy still didn't say anything. Her pouting face turned to an unsure one. Noah put an arm around her waist.

"Listen. They're exes okay?" He looked into her eyes. "They don't matter anymore because I didn't marry them, which probably would've been smart on my part but I digress, I married you Izzy not Katie or any of my other ex-girlfriends."

"Or Cody."

Noah blinked then spluttered. Izzy giggled at her husband then glared at him and punched him on the arm.

"OW!"

"What d'you mean marrying Izzy wasn't smart? Izzy is the best wife ever!"

"That she is, not to mention crazy." Noah muttered rubbing his sore arm.

"I'm not crazy! I'm eccentric."

Noah sighed. "Are you okay now?"

"Yep! I'm done considering being Zekey's mistress, 'cuz I'm keeping you my wonderful Noah-kins!" She hugged her husband and kissed on the cheek for good measure.

Noah smiled in relief but then he processed what his wife just uttered. "Wait? You were thinking of being Ezekiel's mistress?"

"Um…yes?"

Noah just shook his head. "Having an a affair with your ex how original."

"Awww! Don't be like that! I was just joking! I'm not leaving you for Zekey even if he is kinda cute."

"I'm not listening to this." Noah got up and went back to the kitchen.

"I would've let you be Katie's other man! Heck, even Cody's other man!"

"IZZY!"

"What?"

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That night, when Katie tried inviting Izzy and Noah on a double date with her and Ezekiel Noah rudely hung up on her.

"What's his problem?"

"Maybe ya' caught him on a bad day?"

"Hmmph. Maybe. I don't remember him being that rude when we dated."

"Uh…Katie?"

"Oh! Sorry, Zeke. I'll just call Sadie then."

Ezekiel sighed and shook his head. Women can't live with 'em. He looked over at Katie's happy face as she talked to Sadie. He sighed again but with a smile on his face. Can't live without 'em.

End Notes: The Katie/Ezekiel at the end is for JoeMerl who is very awesome! If you haven't read any of his stories yet...you're either A) living under a rock B) lazy C) silly D) none of the above! Now go read his stuff!

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