After a horrible morning with Flash's torture pranks, Peter was finally relieved when it was lunch. He could be outside working on one of his science projects to impress Mary Jane. Ah, Mary Jane Watson. The sound of her voice gave Peter chills and thrills while the curves and sexy edges of her body was turning him on. Goddammit, he was acting like Harry the Douchebag! He groans as he sits under the shady tree. Tapping away on his laptop when he got a call from Aunt May.

"Yes, Aunt May?"

"How are you?"

"Okay, I guess. Flash's a pain as usual."

"I feel terrible."

"No. Don't be. I'm okay."

"That's good."

"Mary Jane says hi."

"Oh, wonderful! She's such a sweet girl like that Gwen girl you're always hanging out with. When are you eve going to have yourself a girlfriend?"

"Aunt May!"

"Hmm-hmm. I'm joking, Peter. Oh, Peter? Can you run down to the candy store after school for me? It's for Naruto. He wants a chocolate bar and I'm too busy right now."

He sighs as she mentions the little devil's name on the phone.

"He can get it himself."

"Peter! He doesn't understand around New York City yet! Besides, you know how brutal the streets of New York City are."

"Fine. I'll get that booger some candy after I leave the Daily Bugle after school."

"He has a name, Peter Parker."

"Ugh...I'll get Naruto some candy after work."

"Thank you, sweetie."

"Love you."

"Love you too, sweetie. Oh. Naruto wants to talk to you."

"Watch it, Aunt May. He might curse me out in Japanese again."

"Oh, I've taught him some English this time. How'd you know if he knows any swear words anyway?"

"Thank Goggle Translator. It teaches young people like me wonders about different cultures..."

"Yeah? Well, that's wonderful."

"Aunt May...*sigh*….can we just give up on him? I don't mean to be rude, but he's a pain."

"Peter Parker, he's a kid! You were like that once! Me and Ben never gave up on you! Remember?"

"Aunt May..."

"Give him a chance!"

"How can I?! When he's so innocent around you and treats me like crap?!"

"Peter, I don't like your tone right now. I'm going to hang up, since I'm busy with home-schooling Naruto right now. I'll see you at home, okay?"

"Aunt May, I didn't-"

She hung up on him. Hurt as he was, he continues on his science project for school. And he was planning early college applications. Mostly for Columbia University due to their impressive science programs. That, and it was close to home, so he could around Aunt May more so he could help her out around their small apartment building. He excelled in science, along with Gwen. Harry, on the other hand, was another case. He was too rich and too famous. His dad was mostly famous for him, being owner of his own company, Oscorp, a weapons construction place. Tapping away on his laptop, he was stopped by the sights of the wonderful Mary Jane Watson. He calls her over. She looks up and spots Peter, waving at him as she sits next to him.

"How are you, Petey?"

Peter smiles as she calls him by the nickname that their friend, Gwen Stacy, gave him when they were children.

"I'm good. I mean, I WAS good. Until Aunt May called. I told her you said hi, by the way."

"Great...but oh-no...is it about Naruto again?"

"I don't get what she sees in that bastard brat of...UGH! I'm stressed. Aunt May's highly pissed at me for not getting along with the brat."

"He's a kid, Peter. You have to understand that."

"A kid that acts like a devil."

"All kids act like that. Kids can work a wonder on you."

"Easy for you to say...kids love you."

Mary Jane smiles then it falters. Feeling bad for him, she rubs on his back. Liking the feeling of her fingertips, Peter was imagining Mary Jane naked. Shameful, he was. But, he was a boy. Boys think perverted-like. Ask Harry. He's the king of all perverts. She kisses him on the cheek. At that moment, his Spidey-senses were tingling.

Shit! Why now? I was gonna get Mary Jane!

"I have to go, Mary Jane!"

"What...? Where?"

"I can't talk now!"

"But, Peter-"

Too late. He was already leaving. Making Mary Jane feel hurt and confused. Running out of the school (without being spotted by the school security guards, luckily), he was luckily wearing his costume under his school clothes. He was now known as the Amazing Spider-Man. The emergency was that a little child was dangling from an open window. Clearly, the child was left home alone (this parent was clearly irresponsible). She was yelling for help and crying for her mama. Her tiny fingers were slipping as she was holding on for dear life, but she accidently lets go as she falls from the window sill. Everyone in NYC was looking in horror, but luckily, everyone's favorite superhero comes to the rescue! Taking photos of himself saving the day, so he can have something to give to his stuck-up asshole of a boss, J. Jonah Jameson, the head of the Daily Bugle, Peter's place of work. Saving the little girl, she was immediately given back to the irresponsible mother. Spiderman, being the kind person that he as, offered some advice for the new mother. Thanking him, she hugs the hero and brings her child into her arms as they walked along home. Being thanked by the millions of New Yorkers, he gives them his gratitude. But, he knew he should be getting back to school soon. As he was going back to school unspotted, he heard the voice of a little preteen boy.

"Oh my gosh, you were amazing!"

Spiderman smiles cockily underneath that red and blue mask of his.

"Well, thanks, dear kid. Wanna autograph or s-s-some..."

Spiderman turns to see his newly adopted cousin. Smiling in his face. Excited to be face to face with the red and blue spider-like hero.

Crap...crap, crap, CRAP!

He was scared to talk to the boy, but he knew that he should. I mean, it wasn't like he knew that it was Peter. Did he? Naw.

"Look it, Aunt May! Spiderman!"

Aunt May was walking towards the two of them with groceries in her arms and a smile on her worn-out face.

"Yes. I see him, Naruto. Hello, Spiderman."

"Hello, Aunt-I mean...ma'am."

Aunt May smiles at the teenager. Then, her phone rings. Naruto answers it for her. As the person on the other line hangs up, Naruto says, "Ooo! Peter missed class!"

Spiderman tenses.

Crap!

Aunt May sighs and says, "What am I going to do with him...?"

"He's just a kid, ma'am. I'm sure he's doing his best to get stuff done.", says Spiderman.

"Peter's a bum.", says Naruto.

"Naruto Uzumaki! Language!", scolds Aunt May. Spiderman, on the other hand, was secretly growling.

Oh, I'm the bum?! You can't even make up your own BED!

"What? He IS. He's never nice to me."

"That's because you're always pranking him."

"He can't take a joke. I just want to have fun with him. He's too serious on his science work! Never has time for me like you do. At least you care about me."

Spiderman stiffens. He had the time. If he didn't had school and Flash to deal with all of the time, he'd manage time for people. But, he understood what the boy was coming from. Peter never really had spend time with his newly adopted cousin. He knew that he should but the young boy was really hard to get along with.

He puts a hand on the young boy's shoulder and says to him, "Don't be hard on him. He'll come around. I'm sure of it."

"Thanks, Spidey.", says Naruto, feeling a lot better. "Why can't YOU be my cousin?"

Spiderman looks at him then says, "I can be your friend, if you want."

"YEAH!", he says as he high-fives the hero.

"Uh, I should get going...don't ground that boy of yours. Maybe just yell at him a little."

Spiderman runs off, swinging from building to building with his spiderweb technology. Waving at the hero, Naruto calls after him, "Bye, Spidey! Thanks for everything."

"No problem!", he calls back.

Wow...I didn't think of him like that! Now I feel like a loser...