Here's my submission for swanky-batman 's Writing Challenge! It was so much fun to write! And thank you to thinkwritexpress-official for all your help with this

P.S. Feedback is always welcomed!

Prompt: Alexa, play Despacito.

You were shaking with anticipation, your leg bouncing up and down as you sat at the kitchen island, fingers fumbling around with the car keys as you were waiting for your husband to finish getting ready.

Today, you were going to the Avengers compound to "hang out" with friends, since you and your husband had just gotten back from visiting your sister for the last two weeks. It was just a week ago that you had told Bucky that you were pregnant and the two of you couldn't be happier. Now came the part where you had to tell all your friends that had inherently became your family. You and Bucky had spent the last few days of your vacation trying to plan how you were going to tell the team you were expecting. It ranged from leaving a pair of baby shoes by/on the shoe rack so that when everyone went to take off their shoes they would have to see it, to passing out coupons to hold "Baby Barnes" on the unborn child's due date. After much going back and forth, you finally came to a decision on how to do it.

A pair of hands, one metal and one flesh, came down to gently rest on your shoulder, startling you from your idle thoughts. You spun in your chair to see your husband, Bucky, looking down at you with excitement behind his stunningly blue eyes. "Are you ready to go tell our dufuses?" he asked in his dulcet voice, causing a shiver of desire to wash over your body. Ever since you've become pregnant, your libido has gone through the roof and the fact that Bucky was a tasty snack didn't help at all…not that he minded in the slightest. He was like soft caramel with sea salt on top of-

"Doll?" His amused voice brought you from your racy thoughts and you flushed in embarrassment at having been caught in another fantasy. It was likely that Bucky knew what was on your mind, but he was kind enough not to tease you about it. You knew he was going to ask about it later and possibly indulge in it. The thought made you more eager to leave.

Hopping off your chair, you made a beeline for the door. The sooner you made the announcement, the sooner you could get home to do…things. "Let's go!" you called over your shoulder, stuffing your feet into your boots, simultaneously putting on a scarf and wool jacket to protect you from the brisk fall air.

Bucky ran up to follow you, quickly grabbing his own jacket before opening the door to lead you out to the car. "Babe, based on that reaction, I can't wait to get home."

Entering the compound, you found that everyone was already gathered in the common area under a hand-painted banner (most likely Steve and Parker's doing) that said, "Welcome Home, Barnes!" with a little spider drawn on the lower right-hand corner and was actually hanging from Peter's spiderwebs. The thought that he put into it made you wrap your arms around him and hug the life out of him, only to pull away to ruffle your fingers through his hair.

Bucky came over to take off your jacket and grab your scarf to hang up and you pulled your cardigan closer to you to keep the chill away.

"How was the trip?" Wanda asked, coming over to meet with you over the food that was taking up the majority of the counter space.

You offered her a smile, piling the food onto your plate, grabbing extra for Bucky for when he made his way back to you after his own socializing. "It was good to see my sister again. It's been too long and just reminded me that I should make more of an effort to get out to my family more often."

Wanda nodded in agreement, "Family is important. Now," she leaned in closer and whispered to you, "Did you and Bucky….have fun?"

The salacious look on her face made you burst out into laughter. "Yes…so much fun showing him where I grew up. We even went to the park that I used to play out as a kid. And, we went down on the slide." You gave her a wink.

Wanda let out a cackle, wiping her eyes at the fake tears. "You two are too funny," she sang before turning to leave, leaving you to eat the food that was suddenly become the sole focus of your attention.

"Are you fucking for real?" you hear Natasha jubilantly shout, unable to keep her voice at an indoor level, the excitement bleeding through as she sped over to where you were.

You looked up from your plate full of food that you were about to stuff in your mouth and gave her a scared look, completely forgetting as to why you and Bucky were at the compound in the first place, just wanting to eat. "Do you care to elaborate?" you asked, setting your plate on the counter next to you mournfully, not able to keep the look of disappointment off your face as you turned to properly address your friend.

When she put her hands on your shoulders and turned your body so that you could face the rest of the team, you remembered what was written on your shirt and you smirked. Of course, it was the Master Assassin would be the first one to notice. Natasha pulled back your cardigan that was partially covering your shirt and leaned over to look at what it said more closely. You remained completely still and watched her face for her reaction to the words as she read them. "Always read the fine print," she paused, squinting at what was written in a smaller font underneath. "I'm..pregnant."

Then, unexpectedly, she let out a shrill scream of pure and unadulterated joy, throwing her arms around you and pulled you in for a tight hug, bouncing up and down. "YES! FINALLY A BABY!"

Steve moved to stand by Natasha when she pulled away. "Did you just say that Erin is pregnant?" he inquired in an optimistic tone, his blue eyes glancing at you for a split second before glancing down at your shirt to confirm the newest conspiracy himself.

That's when Bucky came up and decided to slide off his sweater that had been covering his own shirt. Steve look from you to his best friend as he read Bucky's shirt. "Be nice to me. My wife is pregnant."

The look on Steve's face nearly had you doubling over in laughter. You thought for sure his eyes were about to pop out of his head. Then, like Nat had done to you, Steve pulled your husband in for a hug, squeezing as hard as he could, making Bucky's face turn purple for a second before the Captain released him. "I couldn't imagine two people in this world who deserve this more than you," Steve said earnestly once he pulled away from Bucky to give you a hug of your own (but not as tight).

His words made tears swell in your eyes, but before they could spill over, Thor came bounding over, his excitement evident on his face. "Did I hear that Lady Erin is with child?" he inquired, his voice full of childlike glee. When you and Bucky nodded your heads in affirmation, Thor scooped you both up for a quick hug before setting you back down. He clapped his hands together and looked down at you with a rapturous grin. "This is excellent news then! Alexa, play Despacito!" With his command, F.R.I.D.A.Y. started to play the Spanish hit song as Thor began to dance in place, happy with his use of Midgardian culture.

Peter shot up from his place on the couch with a triumphant smile! "YES! I FUCKING WIN!" he cheered, double fist pumping in the air but quickly settled down when Tony shot him a glare over the top of his rose-colored glasses. The spiderling flushed in embarrassment and whispered out a whoops. "Sorry guys. I just….I have no regrets from hacking F.R.I.D.A.Y to do that." He sat still for a moment, a small grin on his face as he replayed the scene in his head then abruptly turned to face Thor. "Wait! Did you say that the news was exciting?" He looked perturbed.

The God of Thunder gave an exuberant nod of affirmation. "Yes, the news of Lady Erin's pregnancy is most marvelous and I thought using the me-me to express that would be most appropriate."

You looked over your shoulder to give Bucky a confused look and he offered you the same in return, pulling you in his arms.

"But…but that's not how it goes! AND it's MEME, not Me-ME!" Peter all but wailed, throwing his hands up in defeat, shaking his head in disappointment. "It's 'This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito. Not exciting. SAD!"

Thor seemed to mull this over for a minute, his head tilted to the side as he listened to the song that was still playing over the speakers. After another moments pause, he finally looked back to Peter, confusion prominent on his face. "But, young spider, this song is about intimate lovemaking. I don't understand why that would be sad. If anything, my way makes more sense…because in order to have a baby-"

"AH! NOPE!" Steve blurted loudly, moving to cover Thor's mouth with his hand, shaking his head frantically. "We are not going there."

The room was silent from all conversation for another minute as you all just stared at each other awkwardly, not sure how to continue as the Spanish music played on in the background.

It was Thor who broke the silence, "Well, I would be honored if you allowed me to bless the child when it's born. I am the God of Fertility after all. And who wouldn't want a babe blessed by me." His voice took on a more teasing tone towards the end, causing everyone to let out a chuckle.

"Dibs on being Godfather!" Sam called out.

"Nope," Tony said in a casual tone, mouth popping on the 'p', taking a sip from his tumbler. "Obviously I'll be the Godfather. I'm the most capable of handling a child. Exhibit A, Peter."

"Ah-Ha!" Rhody exclaimed, coming around the couch to point an accusatory finger in Tony's face. "Finally you admit that he's your kid."

Tony let out the most dramatic sign accompanied with an over-exaggerated eye roll. "Of course he is. I just wasn't going to let you tell me that."