Hello, everybody! I'm back! Here is the second chapter of the story.
Kid: Hello?...
Yes, what is it?
Kid: Do I get a name in this chapter?
Yes.
Kid: Yay!
Again, I only own my OC and the plot.
Armstrong: REVIEW!
"… How do you know that?" asked Mustang, a stern look on his face.
"I met some guys on the ride over here. They tell some pretty cool stories. You might know them," said the boy.
"Oh yes. He knows us," said one of the two guys, walking up behind the kid. "How's it going, Colonel, or should I say, FÜRHER Bastard?"
"Hello, Fürher Mustang," said the other.
"Hello Alphonse, no need to be so formal, we're all friends here. Hello Pipsqueak."
"WHO"RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT, HE RIDES A QUARK TO WORK? BESIDES, I'M ALMOST AS TALL AS YOU!" exploded the first guy.
"Almost," said Mustang, to the fuming person. "It's nice to see you too, Edward."
"So, when is that person you know coming?" asked the kid.
"She said that she will be here in a couple hours," said Edward.
"Oh, okay. Thanks for making the call," the kid said.
"Who are you talking about?" Mustang asked.
Suddenly…
WHAM!
"Edward Elric, if you broke your automail once again, I swear, I will-" shouted a woman carrying a multitude of toolboxes.
"Winry, wait! It's not about him this time!" interrupted Alphonse.
"Wow, Miss Winry, you have a great arm," said the boy.
"Thanks kid," said Winry, "Say, Al, why did you two call me?"
All said nothing, he just pointed at the kid.
"Him?" asked Winry. Al nodded. "So, kid, what's your name, and where and why do you need automail?"
"Me? My name is Richard Xion."
Richard: YAY! I get a name!
Hush.
Richard: …
Ed: What happened with him?
Al: He has a huge weapon stash.
Ed: Oh.
Al: And a zombie army that obeys his every command.
Ed: Got it.
Al: And a-
Ed: I get it. Don't piss him off.
Basically. Hey, Al?
Al: …yes?
How do you know all that?
Al: …someone told me.
Who?
Al: I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR! HE DIDN'T TELL ME HIS NAME! (sob)
It's okay, Al. I won't hurt you. Just do what I told you earlier.
Al: (sniff) Really?
Really.
Al: Okay…
Al: REVIEW! (smiley face)