sanakito: Welcome back, everyone. We have another special guest here with us today...
isabella: Wait...when was-
sanakito: She was the first and ONLY person to review on this story so far... please welcome Oh for the love of Phineas! (audience claps)
isabella: Oh for the love of WHAT! (Oh for the love of Phineas sits down next to isabella)
sanakito: Welcome.
Oh for the love of Phineas: Glad to be here! (sees isabella and glares) You didn't say she was gonna be here!
isabella:(still upset) So...Oh for the love of Phineas, why the name?
Oh for the love of Phineas: Simple, Who's Pete? I don't even know one much less love one but I DO love Phineas.
isabella: Is that right?
Oh for the love of Phineas: yep!... wait why's my name in capitals when your guys' are in lower case?
sanakito: Because... (I don't know why that's why I asked) now isabella, let's not keep everyone waiting on the next part of the story...why don't you give the disclaimer this time, Oh for the love of Phineas?
isabella: WHAT!
Oh for the love of Phineas: (pushes isabella of couch) It will be my pleasure (clears throat) sanakito does not own Phineas and Ferb or the characters that were in the show they are owned by Disney, Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh and he most definitely doesn't own me.
sanakito: Thank you.
Oh for the love of Phineas: (holding isabella down with foot) no prob it was kind of fun
isabella: Grrrrr...
sanakito: Now to unveil the conclusion to this story...right after this commercial break!
Oh for the love of Phineas: Oh! zup zup time! (pulls out Tivo remote and keep pushing 15 second skip button in frustration) It's not working!
isabella: (starts to sit up) What? Since when do you have- (gets pushed back down)
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sanakito: Now, on with the story! Special thanks to *Oh for the love of Phineas* for being our first reviewer, and for coming here today. (audience cheers)
isabella: Yeah...thanks. (not the slightest bit happy at all) Let's show some support, people!
He needs more reviews, though he won't admit it... you know, it's starting to get hard to breathe...
Oh for the Love of Phineas:(still holding down) Don't care!
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Despite hearing and understanding every single word that came from his nemesis' mouth, Perry gets in a fighting pose, while Doof just stands there.
"Go ahead, Perry the Platypus," he said with the utmost confidence. "Sock it to me!" Perry jumps up and falls on the floor. Perry tried again, but then Doof just grabbed him. "Perry the Platypus, since you can't do anything, I'll just escort you out." He takes the mammal to his front door and closes. "Goodbye, Perry the Platypus." And he shuts the door. Perry looked at his hands. He couldn't believe it: he lost.
Back in the yard...sometime later, Perry appears in the backyard in his usual state: mindless.
In the front, P & F fixed Andre's flat.
"Thanks a lot, kids. Here," he said, handing Isabella two tickets. "Those are front row tickets to the Wilkinson tomorrow. Just my way of saying thanks."
"Oh, wow! But there are only two tickets..."
"Sorry. I'm only allowed to give two away." After getting in his car, he waves at the kids one last time before driving to his hotel room. Isabella looks at the tickets. 'This could be my chance...' she thought, looking over at her crush.
"Phineas..." she meant to say in her head, but spoke it out loud.
"Did you say something, Isabella?" Phineas said, hearing his name.
"Oh! I was just wondering what are we going to do with these tickets..."
"Well...you and Ferb seemed to know who the guy was, so I think you guys should go." Phineas mentioned.
"Or perhaps he would like someone who doesn't know about him to know what he does," Ferb said. Phineas looks at her brother.
"Ok, Ferb."
"Really?" Isabella said, excited.
"Yeah. I'll go with you."
"Ok! So I'll see you there?" She said, handing him the other ticket.
"It's a date."
"What did you just say?" She said, not sure if she heard what she heard.
"You know, when two people meet up somewhere to go somewhere...one of them would say 'It's a date'."
"Oh..." 'Darn!' she thought. 'But, he's still coming!' She looks at Ferb, who winks and gives his thumbs up. "Ok! Bye!" She runs across the street to her house.
"She seems really excited about this tennis match..." He spoke to his brother.
"You have no idea," Ferb said, rolling his eyes. The boys go back into the yard to see Perry. "Oh, there you are, Perry."
"Great!" Phineas said, bringing out the Skill ray they built earlier. "Now we can teach Perry tricks...or better yet, give him tricks. Now, what should he know?" He looks at Perry. "Duh. Everything!" Phineas sets the skill ray to each setting, one by one, zapping his pet with the beam over and over, until...
"Boys! You want a snack?" Their mother asked from the kitchen.
"Yeah!" Phineas drops the skill ray onto the grass and Ferb joins his brother as they enter the house. Perry, meanwhile, feels funny...like his abilities...are returning. After a while, Phineas and Ferb decides to call it a day, but holds on to their skill ray. They bring it in the house as Perry joins them inside. Their mother didn't see their invention as she was watching TV in the living room. The boys take it up to their room and sets it between them as they sleep.
Perry suddenly receives an alarm on his watch. He looks at his owners, making sure they don't see him exit the room to answer the call. He goes into agent mode and looks at his watch.
"Agent P, after what happened earlier today, I don't know if you'll be able to stop Doofenshmirtz tomorrow. It seems with your abilities taken away, he plans to absorb the abilities of every athlete in the Tri-State Area." Perry tips his hat. "Right on, Agent P! We'll see you tomorrow morning, then." Perry goes back in pet mode and hops on to Ferb's bed and sleeps.
Morning...Agent P gets up a few minutes before his owners' alarm would go off. He grabs the Skill ray with him and pushes the handle on the drawer the ray stood upon, thus opening that drawer. Perry leaps into it, sliding through an underground tube leading to his hideout. The computer scans the barcode on his fedora, then MM appears on the screen.
"Agent P, as I've told you yesterday, he plans on sucking out every athlete, but we believe since he failed to obtain Mr. Ashe's abilities, that he will try for this man," MM said, showing Agent P a picture of Doof's next victim. "This is Arthur Agassi, he is Mr. Ashe's opponent for the Wilkinson later today. Our sources tell us that he will be attending the Wilkinson as well. Be careful, Agent P. This may be your most dangerous mission...you can't have your cover blown." Perry salutes and takes off with his jet-pack and the ray in hand.
Minutes later, the boys wake up to their alarm.
"Awesome, now we can see what Perry learned," Phineas said, waking up. Both boys look to see their invention has vanished. "Wow...even in our sleep, our stuff just disappears. I see what Candace keeps going on about..."
"You know, you should get ready," Ferb spoke for the first time in this chapter.
"Oh, yeah. The tennis match is in a few hours..."
Meanwhile, at the Garcia-Shapiro's...
"I can't believe it, Pinky," Isabella said to her shivering dog. "I'm finally going out with Phineas!" Isabella dresses in her normal attire, seeing as this wasn't taking place at a restaurant. "It may not be a restaurant, but as long as I'm with Phineas..."
As the boys were heading out to their backyard, Isabella is already waiting for them, or him.
"Hey, guys," She said. "Ready to go, Phineas?"
"Yeah. You sure you'll be fine, Ferb?" Ferb gives his thumb up response.
As Perry arrived at...
*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!*
He receieves a message.
"Agent P," the Major spoke, "It seems one of your owners and his friend are also attending the Wilkinson. Be on your guard, Agent P. This mission just got more dangerous..." Perry hurries his way up to Doof's. When he gets to the villian's front door, there's a note on it:
"Dear Perry the Platypus,
Being the kind of nemesis you are, I am sure you were going to try, and I do mean TRY, and get me before I went to the Wilkinson. Well...guess what? By the time you read this message, I'm already on my way there! Ha ha ha!
Signed,
Dr. D
P.S.: Don't bother trying to destroy my device. I brought it with me. Ha!
"We're here!" Isabella told her 'friend' in the taxi. Phineas looks to see a big building with a large TV showing the contenders of the Wilkinson Open.
"Cool."
"C'mon, let's hurry. It's going to start in any minute!" She grabs his hand and they race off to the front. 'I'm holding his hand! Ahh!' She said. Perry also makes it there, seeing them enter the building. He enters in secretly from above using his jet-pack. As he was landing, he looks around and notices Dr. D in the front...right next to Phineas and Isabella. The two kids looked at the man next to him. "Doesn't he look familar?"
"Yeah. I can't quite put my finger on it..." Then, the announcer announces the two contenders. When the children saw Andre come out, he looked bummed. "Andre seems...down." Perry then sets the ray to sports and zaps Andre. "Whoa! What was that?"
"I don't know," Isabella answered trying to see where the ray came from, but saw nothing or no one. Then, she looks back at Andre. "Whatever it was, it made him look more energized..."
"It kinda looked like the beam from the skill ray Ferb and I invented yesterday...weird." Then, Arthur came out. Dr. D then pulls out a remote and pushes the button. Up above, there's a satellite with Doof's ability-zapping device attached to it. The beam zaps and Perry notices it and fires the skill ray again, blocking the beam from hitting Arthur. Both players and everyone else noticed the intercepting beams.
"Where is that-" Doof then looks to the source. *Perry!* "Perry the Platypus!" Doof said, getting up.
"Did that guy just mention Perry?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah. I heard it, too. Let's follow him." They get up and followed the evil scientist. Doof meets up with Perry on another court. Luckily for Perry, it's empty.
"You won't win this time, Perry the Platypus!" He said. Perry stances. "This again? Seriously, Perry the-" He's unable to finish as Perry dropkicks his face onto the concrete. "Ow! How did you-" Then, he looked at the device in Perry's hand. "A skill ray? How did you get that?" Meanwhile, Phineas and Isabella are watching the action unfold from behind the bleachers.
"Perry..." Isabella said, looking at what he did.
"Cool. The skill ray worked! Perry can fight!"
"That still doesn't explain how this guy knows him..."
"You're right...but wow..." They watch as Perry kicks Doof's butt.
"That's it! Time to absorb those abilities...forever!" He pushes the button off the remote again, this time aiming at Perry. As the beam heads for Perry, he looks up and fires the ray at the beam. The beams suddenly clash for dominance...until Perry sets the ray's setting to 'All', sending Doof's beam back at the device, thus blowing it up. "Noooooooooooo!" Perry gets back on his jet-pack and takes off. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"
"He has a jet-pack?" Isabella asked.
"Awesome!" Phineas said. They were missing the match. As Perry was heading back home, Andre noticed something taking of in the sky.
"Huh?" He said, suddenly whacking the tennis ball like a baseball. It flew out of the stadium, all the way to Doof's building, breaking through the glass, hitting a giant device that says 'Short-Term Memory Wipe-inator' and moving it towards the stadium and hitting the button, firing the laser. It heads to the stadium and hits Phineas and Isabella. They look at each other.
"Where are we?" Phineas said.
"We're at the Wilkinson. We're here to watch Andre play, remember?"
"Oh yeah. We should sit down." They took their seats in the front.
Meanwhile, Doof has his own tennis match to attend to...
"We won!" His ex-wife said.
"Of course we did," The Mayor said confidently. "Good game, Vanessa."
"Thanks, Uncle Roger." Then, she looks at her father. "Thanks a lot, dad. We lost." She then leaves.
The End _
A/N: This ending was brought to you by Oh for the love of Phineas...with a little help from me.
sanakito: (comes infrom bathroom) ok good the chapter's do- where's isabella?
Oh for the love of Phineas: (filing nails) she's in the closet taking a little... nap.
sanakito: (sees blood on floor)
Oh for the love of Phineas: (shrugs) hey you shouldn't have left us alone. (noise is heard from closet)
Oh for the love of Phineas: oh great now she's awake. (sighs) just a sec (goes into closet fighting noises are heard and comes back out) where were we?
sanakito: Well, we're ready for the next chapter...after we get isabella to a hospital. Until then...later!
Oh for the love of Phineas: C-ya!